The Ultimate Caption Contest
Tracks hanging from speakers
150 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rainmaker says:
Tracks: You see, Blaster, this is what I call surround sound...invented it myself. I'm so smart.
seminole1 says:
OH MAN! How do I get out of this? If Optimus comes home and catches me hanging out with Elita i'm done for!
Demonic Femme says:
T, "These speakers fell really nice on your back. Perceptor, let's buy it!"
Prowl Worshipper says:
T: Uh, guys? Was this in your contracts too?
Other Autobots: Yeah, but we read the fine print before signing.
T: Fine print?...D'OH!
Prowl Worshipper says:
T: Jazz! Jazz, I swear to Primus I didn't mean to run over your Walkman! Jazz? Jazz!?
J: (Offscreen, ignoring T) Hey! Who wants to play Pin The Spoiler On The Corvette?
Zeedust says:
Tracks: "Are you sure the Binaltech conversion won't hurt?"
Dr. Onishi: "Yeah, just hold perfectly still and don't think about aardvarks."
Tracks: "What's that supposed to.. YAAAAAAUGGH! It hurts and stings!
Kal-Seth says:
Transformers Sadimists In Disguise
Transformers More Then Meets the Eye
* Sung to the opening transformers theme*
Anonymous says:
No more J-Lo, Megatron! I'll talk! I'll spill all my Autobot secrets! Please stop playing J-Lo!!!!! (Nothin' against J-Lo, really; just a cool line!
Anonymous says:
Tracks: I am Lord Balthezar! Bumblebee (off screen, whispering to Wheeljack): OK, no more Geico commercials for Tracks!
Zeedust says:
Blaster: "I gave you a chance, Tracks. But you wouldn't name the other traitors... So you're useless. Now, prepare to face the ultimate dance of death! SUPREME... ELECTRIC... FEVER!" Tracks: "They keep addi
Anonymous says:
Alright, since you won't tell us where the Autobot base is, we'll have to implement other methods of persuasion. Earphones on and crank up Richard Simmon's pep talk tape. Tracks: OH DEAR MATRIX NO!
Zu Darkness says:
Tracks knew that he was really in big trouble when he mocked the James Bond fan club
Anonymous says:
discjockey- this is WORQ the easy listening station playing kenny g. 24 hours a day. tracks-hey soundwave got any ACDC?
Anonymous says:
Tracks: I've been a naughty, naughty Autobot. Soundwave: (Cracks whip)
Anonymous says:
Oh, great, after Jesus "I" am supposed to die for the sins of mankind, huh?
Anonymous says:
Man, this is the THIRD time someone has chained me to a set of gigantic speakers this week...
Anonymous says:
Note to self: avoid leather clad bots asking for a good time while ---- drunk.
Anonymous says:
Tracks was the undisputed winner of the "Human Fly" Competition.
Anonymous says:
Tracks decides war sucks...He's taking it on the road with Van Halen
PlasmaRadio says:
Tracks: "this is worse than the time I got that stupid mask superglued to my face."
Anonymous says:
OHH PLEASE DON'T GET THE WHIP *CRACK* ohh that hurts so good, i've been a VERY naughty autobot...
Anonymous says:
Tracks: "I'm the only tansformer on a Shakira music video.That's so cool!".
Anonymous says:
See "Makeing Tracks" wasn't souch a hit , but in *this* episode , THIS is where my career started !
Anonymous says:
All right, everybody. I'm Tony Robbins, and I want you to release the Giant within!
Pokejedservo says:
Why Ivy Valentine from the Soul Caliber games should NOT be in the Transformers series.
Anonymous says:
If I knew she was into this stuff then I wouldnt have taken her up on her offer!
Anonymous says:
New anti terroist tecuniques say that if you play Spice girls through a loud speaker it will slowly drive you mad. "ha ha ha"
Anonymous says:
giant speakers- $150, metal slab- $50, spotlights $20, chains- free @ the junk heap,
Getting back at the bot who ate the alst energon cookie......priceless.
Gameovermus Prime says:
Five seconds after this shot was taken, Megatron pumped N*Sync through the speakers, causing the young Autobot to explode.
Replimus Prime says:
Tracks: Praise Me!! Praaaaise ME!!!!!
:Autobots shake heads:
Tracks: Not even a little?
::Prime points his finger towards the ground::
Tracks: damn
Soundblaster says:
Tracks (singing, sounds like Eric Idle): "...and Always look on the bright side of life..."(whistles)
Anonymous says:
Eric cartman finds another tape in his mothers sock drawer...
Tracks: Oh I have been a bad bad bot Mrs. Carman
MC: Yes you have tracks, and for that you have to drink out of this glas.
Cartman: GODDANGIT MOM!!!!
Anonymous says:
Blaster, Jazz and Skids may enjoy what humans call "music," but it gives me a major headache! Ohhhhh! ;)
Anonymous says:
He...hey guys?....i was only joking... okay, okay!! you arn't the robot versions of YMCA!!(geez..some people can't take a joke!)
Galvatron Z says:
Tracks: "I'm all up for bondage, but shouldn't I be facing the other way?"
Anonymous says:
Hey...maybe if I leaned my wrists back instead of forward i could get out...no, that'll never work.
Anonymous says:
Darn it...how do I always get caught up in these low-budget hentai flicks? *grumble grumble*
Anonymous says:
Gee, Raul...I would love to cruise the mean streets of New York City! But, as you can see--I'm all tied up!!!
Bumblebee says:
Ok megatron now watch where you stick that pistol. Yes there. Oh oh oh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Master Hound X says:
Okay guys I get the joke now bring me down... oh I see now your gonna leave me here to let me suffer well fine then.
:door slams:
:in the background you can hear a pack of cars squealing off:
GGGGGGUUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!
well at least they
CapeMike says:
This is the only known footage from Track's aborted career as an opener for Aerosmith....
Anonymous says:
Tracks: Like WOW, this hasnt happened to me since that last Alice Copper concert.
Jackpot says:
If I can just force my limbs into four contradictory perspectives, Tracks schemed, no properly-rendered chains shall hold me!
Anonymous says:
Ah,the ol' "capture one Autobot and set up a trap 4 his rescuers" ploy again....and I suppose this is the part where I say, " you'll never get away with this, you'll never win, you can't stop
Unknown says:
Every time Tracks goes to a Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath concert, He ties himself to the speakers so Ozzy will notice him. It fails every time, but, hey, he's ALWAYS optimistic.
Anonymous says:
Oh woe is me! (*sob*) I try and I try and I still can't be taller than the rest!
Anonymous says:
Tracks: you expect me to talk?
Soundwave: No, Mr. Tracks, I expect you to die
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil James Bond villain knock-off laugh)
Brendocon says:
"Okay, Okay - Frenzy's blue! Now let me down... please?"
Anonymous says:
Metal slab- $50, spotlights- $25, chains-
free @ the junk heap,
getting back @ the guy who ate the last energon cookie.....Priceless
Anonymous says:
...and what's down here in the cellar, Mr. Clinton...OH MY GOD!!!!!
Anonymous says:
...and after He fell the third time, Tracks carried the metal cross onwards...
Anonymous says:
I said I don't wanna be in your stupid frat house, now let me down!!
Brawn says:
Come on Elita....one more time...I can take it. Use the whip baby, c'mon!
Brawn says:
Come on Elita....one more time...I can take it. Use th whip baby, c'mon!
Ultimate Optimus says:
Now....Are you absolutely SURE this won't hurt a bit? Hello?
Anonymous says:
The secret life of Tracks, Hound, and Blaster uncovered today on The National Enquierer
MEGATRON says:
Why didnt I listen to myself: One drink at Starscream's. But no, and now look whats happened. I knew I should've left when he got the hand cuffs out. What will the guys down at the YMCA think of me now?
Anonymous says:
Yeah? Well I merge with, er...'Speakerbot', yeah...to form...er....8Tracksotron! So there.
Anonymous says:
Gee, Raul, I'd LOVE to cruise the mean streets of New York City! BUT--as you can SEE...I'm all TIED UP right now!
=)
Anonymous says:
Tracks - "Uh Ratchet are you sure I've got toopompusvocalitus?"
Ratchet - "Oh sure yeah, and it's very serious, extremely contagious, can cause termination. I'm sorry Tracks but your vocal circuits ar
JP says:
Tracks: "For the last time, Red Alert..i don't go that way!!"
Red Alert: "But, but what about the rumours then?!"
Tracks: "You rely on rumors? And you're the head of security?! Primus he
Timothius says:
Give me all your power... ALLL!!!!! (Megatron in "Heavy Metal War")
Anonymous says:
......wait a minute.....something's afoot....Megatron just used the Space Brige to get some K-y....don't think I wanna play anymore.
Anonymous says:
Hey Starscream can you come over here, my Hex nuts itching the Heck out of me. Help a bot out
