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Astrotrain has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

Okay, everybody! Jazzercise!

Jul 10, 2003
T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Curiosity killed the decepticon!

Jun 16, 2003
Tracks with a mask on

Tracks :The earth humans cross dress, pierce their skin, go through sex changes. Can't you just accept me how i am fella's? -

Autobots: ERm...i suppose Tracks...btw which recharging chamber did you use in the morning?

Jun 16, 2003
Shockwave vs the Dinobots

G: They not last here, Me Grimlock glad me built on earth!

Slag: Me also Glad...

Jun 16, 2003
Starscream drinks some Energon

*Ugh*...it looks like cybertronian energy, tastes like cybertronian energy. But brother, it aint cybertronian energy!

Jun 16, 2003
Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike: So...if I killed myself, do you think the viewers would care?

Bumblebee: What makes you think I care enough to even answer that?

May 31, 2003
Shockwave rides Starscream

Shockwave:look megatron it's so long. get off me you fooool!!

Mar 5, 2003

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