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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by AutobotJazz

AutobotJazz has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

UM: How did you do the Arcee?

Arcee: I showed him my pics for next month's Playbot.

And just in time for the World Series ...

And this is why we lost to the Marlins.

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

headmasters, merge into an idiot.

Kup holding an Energon goody

"Now, you see boy, there was this one time on Beta 12 when I needed a hookerbot. All you do is offer some energon and the babes will be all over you."

WWE meets the Decepticons!

"You screwed Starscream!"

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship match will be the champion, HHH, versus the challenger, Wheelie!

Unicron reading a magazine

I wonder if Arcee knows Hot Rod's had this stuff around the house. She's gonna kill him when she finds his Playbot collection.

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike: I'm tellin' ya Bumblebee, this stuff will have Arcee all over you. She won't be able to resist you.

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Bumblebee: So what exactly is Carly going to do with you, me, and this freakin' big can of lubricant?

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

See what happens when you fight over chicks?

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