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Train: SUBWAY TRANSFORM! *transforms*
Rumeble: *Transforms into a head*
Train: HEAD ON!!!

Oct 27, 2003

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Rhinox: now what do you want for christmas little boy?
Rattrap:..put me down....just put me down..

Oct 4, 2003

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

WeirdWolf: WE DO GYMNASTICS LIKE RUSSIANS!! YOU SCREW UP I KIIIILL YOU!!

Sep 29, 2003

Unicron: ...are those minicons on her chest?

Aug 7, 2003

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

AH!! my contacts fell out!! dont just stand there looks for them you idiots!!

Aug 2, 2003

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Starscream: I told you I could make my own drugs from energon!

Aug 2, 2003

alright!! WHICH ONE OF YOU PUNK KIDS TOOK MY BEER!!! COME ON SPEAK UP!

Aug 2, 2003

Starscream : dude....Child tracker is so gay..
Megatron: dont be silly this way you wont be abductucted!

Aug 2, 2003

We are we are.....the Headmasters of the nation....We are we are...the headmasters of the nation

Aug 1, 2003

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