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Ratchet has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

HEY CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE?????????????......

Apr 5, 2003

Its confirmed. Wheeljack is dead.

Apr 4, 2003

"We really need to rethink this die cast stuff. Wheeljack has rusted together!"

Apr 4, 2003

here's your damn medication

Dec 11, 2002

I need a Q-tip this big, stat!

Oct 17, 2002

I got the Golden snitch!

May 2, 2002

Bee: I've fallen and I can't get up!

Nov 5, 2001

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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