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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Retrospex

Retrospex has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

Don't move I know my contact lens is here somewhere.

Ravage biting Bumblebee

Whoa!!!! This is Transformers, not Twilight!

Decepticons sitting and talking

Blitzwing: How much longer is Dragstrip gonna be in there for? I don't know about you Stunticons but I've been holding my fluids in for a while now.

Everyone: Uggggghhhhh....

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

"No Officer Huang, what made you think we're making bootleg Transformers here?"

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: "I can't deal with that right now!"

Ratchet working on Teletran-1

I didn't realize there was a secret passage to Wheeljack's lab under here!

Kremzeek with some white foam

"Gaaawdamn Trypticon, I mean the movies are one thing but bring some tissues man NASTY!"

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