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Vapor-03 says:
Wheeljack: And there I was, FROZEN like this, when I saw Ava Gardner step out the gala with Bob Hope in 1934. She wore the most brilliantly colored and beautiful..."
bumblebee: What's a "Bob Hope"?
ThunderThruster says:
WJ: Now pass me some of those glow sticks and I'll show you how to shake your skid plate...Bee...where are you going?
Rainmaker says:
Bumblebee: *Obtained 6 Laser Sticks*
Wheeljack: I'll trade you a Null Ray for the-
Bumblebee: Nope.
Zeedust says:
Bumblebee: "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"
*Wheeljack makes Frankenstein noises*
DarkMechJock says:
Wheeljack: Alright! With these carbon rods, I can finally complete my greatest creation: the nuclear powered DDR arcade machine! Get down!
Bumblebee: Uhh...Shouldn't we be wearing suits or...something?
Demonic Femme says:
Wheeljack, "UH- Do the monkey with me!!"
BB, "He's not there, he doesn't see me... just slowly walk away."
darkwind25 says:
Wheeljack: Heyyyy Macarena, alrighhttt!!!!!!!
Bumblebee: Ho-kay, im just going to walk away from you now.
Prowl Worshipper says:
W: YES!! We finally found some fluorescent lights that don't buzz incessantly!
Prowl Worshipper says:
B: Wheeljack, I know it was hard on you, finding out that you're going to be a Decepticreep in Armada, but freezing up and holding your breath in protest is NOT going to help.
W: Why?
B: Cause we DON'T BREATHE, Dipstick! You look like a comple
Prowl Worshipper says:
W: Let's do the Timewarp againnnn!
B: Oh Primus help us...he's been watching the Rocky Horror Show tape again!
Prowl Worshipper says:
B: Wheeljack, if you're impersonating that slagging mime again, I'm going to put these in you BEFORE you transform.
W: Heh, and how do you intend to accomplish that...ohh. OK, the arms are down.
Prowl Worshipper says:
Bennnd and stretch, reach for the stars! There goes Jupiter, here comes Mars!
(My fellow Aussies will get this one)
Suzuki says:
It was at that point that Wheeljack and Bumblebee realized that the Armada toys DID have more articulation than the G1s, along with more pratical accessories . . .
juggaloG says:
W: I can't believe that in Armada, I'm gonna be turned into a Decepticreep! It makes my fuel boil!
B: (I don't think I'll tell him that I'm being renamed Sparkplug & having a VERY similar body, and staying an Autobot & be
galvanostril says:
wheeljack: hey megatron, you said you wanted 'em bigger! bumblebee...
(bumblebee clips a glowing rod onto wheeljack's crotch)
wheeljack: ---- ROCKET!!
Zeedust says:
Wheeljack: "and I was like "Uh, uh!" and she was like..."
Bumblebee: "Don't make me hit you with these."
Zeedust says:
Wheeljack: "Bumblebee, why won't my fists launch?"
Bumblebee: "I'm not Bumblebee! I'm Cliffjumper, I'm just terrifyingly miscolored."
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Eeeeeuughhh...oooo uuuugghhh...
Bumblebee: For the last time, Wheeljack, no crapping on the streets!
Zeedust says:
"Patheic, Wheeljack. Just plain SAD... I can't believe that there's an Autobot among us who can't do the robot!" "Bumblebee, you are the most sadistic dance instructor I've ever met...&q
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: HEY! Bumblebee, give me back my fries! I'm hungry!
Bumblebee: No can do. Remember the last time you ate these so called 'fries'? You were just as loud as Jazz!
Anonymous says:
WJ: I jsut saw Billy Elliot on cable last night
BB: humm yeah.....right
Anonymous says:
WheelJack: Are you ready to get FUNKY?!
Bumblebee:....and here I thought I was the gay one.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Wheeljack, Prime was always telling you that if you kept doing that, you'd get stuck that way, but would you listen? Nooooooooo!
Anonymous says:
wheeljack: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!bumblbee: shut up!
PlasmaRadio says:
Bumblebee: "Stop staring at my rod."
Wheeljack: "I promise nothing."
Anonymous says:
Whelljack: Wave your hands in the air like ya just dont care! Bumblebee: Stop fooling around!
Anonymous says:
If you ask me to join you in that stupid dance again I will show you what else these rods could be used for!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Bumblebee, you jackass!!! Prime said only get Energon Rods that are this big!!!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: (singing)Wa..hu..badboy..What is he good for? Apsoutly nothing.(endorsed by Chris Tucker and Jacky Chan)
Anonymous says:
Wa..hu..badboy..what is he good for apsoutly nothing.(endorsed by Chris Tucker and Jacky Chan)
Dynamus Prime says:
...Now wave the rods like this, and the planes will no where to land!
Dynamus Prime says:
Wheeljack: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUUUSIC WHITE BOY! Bumblebee: What music?
Pokejedservo says:
When Wheeljack saw "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" he was never the same again.
Omega Supreme says:
Bumblebee: What are you doing,standing like that?
Wheeljack: Uh practising my Ultra Megaton Flying Fist attack!!,yeah that is it.
Anonymous says:
Uuuuuuuuuunnnghhhhh!!!!!!Got to take a S***! Now A**H***, light my darkest hour!!!! Music in background blares(You got runs, you got constipation, yeah!!!)Bumblebee: I knew you had potential.
Anonymous says:
a dark dark day in cybertrons history, the day they where invaded by the MACHERAINA!!!
Anonymous says:
You just wait till i get my upgrade weeljack....nobodies gonna me "small" anymore!!!
Anonymous says:
wheeljack - I AM THE GREAT CORN HOLIOOOOO PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!
Anonymous says:
"Hey, Bumblebee, did I ever tell you the time that I caught that fish? Well, see it was this big..." "Sigh"
Unknown says:
wheeljack: lets go clubin bumblebee: im game i already have a glow stick for the rave.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack:"..Dancing Queen, young and free, only seventeen..."
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack:"Damn animators!! Kill me or not,make up yer slaggin minds!!
Bumblebee:"Okaaaay..."
Anonymous says:
Is it just me Bumblebee, or when I put my arms out like this, do my legs look disproportional to the rest of my body?
Bumblebee: I like shiney things.
Anonymous says:
(announcer)and warming up next at bat for the autobot team Wheeljack(yaaa)with guest batboy bumblebee(boo)
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack:Ok now. Lets see how many you stick up there while Im transforming
Bumblebee: When I will be free!!! I want to be free!!!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: "Yah! The Yankees lost the World Series!" Bumblebee: "Great. There goes a million jars of energon."
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: You know, I could REALLY get into this Para Para Paradise game...
Anonymous says:
BUMBLEBEE: touch my exhaust pipe again and im going to beat you silly with these laser rods! WHEELJACK: Hehehe ^-^ (Girly Laugh)
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: Notice how the Rare Wheelis-Jackis is attracted to these glowing rods in my hands
Wheeljack: Ooh. Pretty
FortMax says:
Wheeljack: and I was all like who is your daddy, say my name bitch
Bumblebee: Yeah it took me three days to clean out that exhaust pipe!
Anonymous says:
BUMBLEBEE:Stop dancing like a buffoon and hold my goldenrods. WHEELJACK: I knew you were a fag.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Look at arm muscles!. Very, very strong!
Bumblebee: Yeah right, in your dreams!
omega says:
Bumblebee: Man what iiss up with u and your arms all streched out??
Wheeljack: I used crazy glue instead of oil.
Bumblebee: U waisted MY CRAZY GLUE
Hot Rodimus says:
(A scene from the Japanese episode "WHEELJACK!!! the mence from Outer Space")
Optimal Optimus says:
Hey BumbleBee! Do a little dance, make a litle love, GET DOWN TONIGHT!
Anonymous says:
Bummble bee " Are you sure this enough crack for optimus" WheelJack " um Crack good brains"
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: I know you scored with Arcee, you can stop the lame hip thrusts...
Unknown says:
Ok Wheeljack now I need you to bend over while I hide these rods up your ass!