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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!
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134 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Vapor-03 says:

Wheeljack: And there I was, FROZEN like this, when I saw Ava Gardner step out the gala with Bob Hope in 1934. She wore the most brilliantly colored and beautiful..."

bumblebee: What's a "Bob Hope"?

Nov 20, 2023

trailbreaker says:

Curtain rods are a rare commodity on Cybertron.

May 17, 2020

ThunderThruster says:

WJ: Now pass me some of those glow sticks and I'll show you how to shake your skid plate...Bee...where are you going?

Jun 9, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

Some autobots celebrating inanimate carbon rod pride month

Jun 2, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Bumblebee: *Obtained 6 Laser Sticks*
Wheeljack: I'll trade you a Null Ray for the-
Bumblebee: Nope.

Mar 19, 2016

Zeedust says:

Bumblebee: "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"

*Wheeljack makes Frankenstein noises*

Jan 24, 2007

DarkMechJock says:

Wheeljack: Alright! With these carbon rods, I can finally complete my greatest creation: the nuclear powered DDR arcade machine! Get down!

Bumblebee: Uhh...Shouldn't we be wearing suits or...something?

Sep 5, 2005

Not Sonic says:

l-l-l-l-lets get tubulah--oh-oh-oh-oh,yeah
*80's music*

Jul 12, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Wheeljack, "UH- Do the monkey with me!!"

BB, "He's not there, he doesn't see me... just slowly walk away."

May 29, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Wheeljack: Heyyyy Macarena, alrighhttt!!!!!!!

Bumblebee: Ho-kay, im just going to walk away from you now.

Apr 18, 2005

Prowl Worshipper says:

W: YES!! We finally found some fluorescent lights that don't buzz incessantly!

Nov 5, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

B: Wheeljack, I know it was hard on you, finding out that you're going to be a Decepticreep in Armada, but freezing up and holding your breath in protest is NOT going to help.
W: Why?
B: Cause we DON'T BREATHE, Dipstick! You look like a comple

Nov 5, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

W: Let's do the Timewarp againnnn!
B: Oh Primus help us...he's been watching the Rocky Horror Show tape again!

Nov 5, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

B: Wheeljack, if you're impersonating that slagging mime again, I'm going to put these in you BEFORE you transform.

W: Heh, and how do you intend to accomplish that...ohh. OK, the arms are down.

Nov 4, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

Bennnd and stretch, reach for the stars! There goes Jupiter, here comes Mars!

(My fellow Aussies will get this one)

Nov 1, 2004

Suzuki says:

It was at that point that Wheeljack and Bumblebee realized that the Armada toys DID have more articulation than the G1s, along with more pratical accessories . . .

Oct 14, 2004

juggaloG says:

W: I can't believe that in Armada, I'm gonna be turned into a Decepticreep! It makes my fuel boil!
B: (I don't think I'll tell him that I'm being renamed Sparkplug & having a VERY similar body, and staying an Autobot & be

Oct 13, 2004

galvanostril says:

wheeljack: hey megatron, you said you wanted 'em bigger! bumblebee...
(bumblebee clips a glowing rod onto wheeljack's crotch)
wheeljack: ---- ROCKET!!

Oct 6, 2004

Demona says:

BOO-YAH!

Aug 16, 2004

Zeedust says:

Wheeljack: "and I was like "Uh, uh!" and she was like..."

Bumblebee: "Don't make me hit you with these."

Jul 13, 2004

Tiedye says:

Do the monkey with me!

May 7, 2004

Zeedust says:

Wheeljack: "Bumblebee, why won't my fists launch?"

Bumblebee: "I'm not Bumblebee! I'm Cliffjumper, I'm just terrifyingly miscolored."

Jan 13, 2004

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Eeeeeuughhh...oooo uuuugghhh...
Bumblebee: For the last time, Wheeljack, no crapping on the streets!

Oct 19, 2003

Zeedust says:

"Patheic, Wheeljack. Just plain SAD... I can't believe that there's an Autobot among us who can't do the robot!" "Bumblebee, you are the most sadistic dance instructor I've ever met...&q

Jul 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: HEY! Bumblebee, give me back my fries! I'm hungry!
Bumblebee: No can do. Remember the last time you ate these so called 'fries'? You were just as loud as Jazz!

Jul 24, 2003

Nightshadow says:

Boogy boogy boogy, BOOGY!

Jun 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

WJ: I jsut saw Billy Elliot on cable last night
BB: humm yeah.....right

May 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Let's do the time warp

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Rahr! Me Wheeljack want shiny!"

May 13, 2003

Ricochet says:

I WANT PRITTY THINGIE!

May 10, 2003

TF2-TonePrince says:

AHHHH!! FREAKOUT!!!!

May 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack : Ugh, my arms are stuck! Oil can, OIL CAN!

Apr 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

WheelJack: Are you ready to get FUNKY?!
Bumblebee:....and here I thought I was the gay one.

Apr 22, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Its yellow!! Were going to have a baby!!!

Apr 17, 2003

Shadow says:

Wheeljack: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLE!
Bumblebee: Rumble! Where!?

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Wheeljack, Prime was always telling you that if you kept doing that, you'd get stuck that way, but would you listen? Nooooooooo!

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bb: (thinking) O-kay. If I ignore it, maybe it'll go away.

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

wheeljack: Ok who feels the urge to chicken dance???

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Who's your daddy? Sing it to me now...Ieeeeeeeeeeeou!

Mar 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

wheeljack: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!bumblbee: shut up!

Mar 17, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Bumblebee: "Stop staring at my rod."
Wheeljack: "I promise nothing."

Mar 16, 2003

MiGrAnE says:

"come one bumble bee, do the monkey with me!!"

Mar 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Whelljack: Wave your hands in the air like ya just dont care! Bumblebee: Stop fooling around!

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants!

Feb 28, 2003

Bruticus Buckeye says:

All right! Bumblebee mastered the double light saber!

Feb 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Workin' like a ro-obot!
Workin' like a robot! Yeah!

Feb 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack--the REAL inventor of the DDR dance pad.

Jan 28, 2003

z says:

Wheeljack: Do the monkey with me! Come on!

Dec 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

*Insert song "Macarena" here*

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

If you ask me to join you in that stupid dance again I will show you what else these rods could be used for!!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Bumblebee, you jackass!!! Prime said only get Energon Rods that are this big!!!

Oct 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack attempts to do the chorus of YMCA

Oct 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: (singing)Wa..hu..badboy..What is he good for? Apsoutly nothing.(endorsed by Chris Tucker and Jacky Chan)

Sep 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wa..hu..badboy..what is he good for apsoutly nothing.(endorsed by Chris Tucker and Jacky Chan)

Sep 22, 2002

SlagMaker says:

Wheeljack: This time, put the rods inside me AFTER I transform.

Sep 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

HEYYYYYY Macarena!

Sep 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Okay, Bumblebee, put those neons right here!

Sep 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

look at my new extralong glow in the dark dildos

Sep 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Strap in and feel the geeze.

Aug 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: WWWWWWAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUPPPPP!
BumbleBee: Not you too!

Aug 21, 2002

Sledge says:

Bumblebee -- "Where should I put these mini blinds?"

Aug 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack:"Yo careful where you point those things"

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

come on Bumblebee,do the monkey.

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

hey bumblebee...does the macarena go like this?

Jul 26, 2002

Jeremy says:

wheeljack: take this fembots

Jul 21, 2002

Stacey says:

Hey bumblebee,listen to this !

Jul 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack...now with Unrealistic Kung Fu Grip Action!

Jul 14, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

...Now wave the rods like this, and the planes will no where to land!

Jul 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Wheeljack, why have u got your arms in the air?

Jun 24, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Wheeljack: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUUUSIC WHITE BOY! Bumblebee: What music?

Jun 19, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

When Wheeljack saw "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" he was never the same again.

Jun 12, 2002

Arcane says:

HUH! Do the monkey with me!

May 14, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Bumblebee: What are you doing,standing like that?
Wheeljack: Uh practising my Ultra Megaton Flying Fist attack!!,yeah that is it.

May 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Uuuuuuuuuunnnghhhhh!!!!!!Got to take a S***! Now A**H***, light my darkest hour!!!! Music in background blares(You got runs, you got constipation, yeah!!!)Bumblebee: I knew you had potential.

May 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

a dark dark day in cybertrons history, the day they where invaded by the MACHERAINA!!!

May 4, 2002

Wolverine says:

Gotta push brown!! ;-)

May 3, 2002

john says:

Wheel Jack: Yippee!!!
Bumblebee: Easy Francis

Apr 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

I am not a crook!!!

Mar 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack SMASHHH!!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Snake says:

"IM KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!"

Mar 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

You just wait till i get my upgrade weeljack....nobodies gonna me "small" anymore!!!

Mar 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

no really bummblebee its this big when im NOT excited

Mar 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

HUH! GET DOWN!

Mar 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Damn! I hate being a G1 unposable, transformable BRICK!

Mar 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

wheeljack - I AM THE GREAT CORN HOLIOOOOO PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!

Mar 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Hey, Bumblebee, did I ever tell you the time that I caught that fish? Well, see it was this big..." "Sigh"

Mar 7, 2002

Unknown says:

wheeljack: lets go clubin bumblebee: im game i already have a glow stick for the rave.

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack:"..Dancing Queen, young and free, only seventeen..."

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack:"Damn animators!! Kill me or not,make up yer slaggin minds!!
Bumblebee:"Okaaaay..."

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee, I could make bombs outta those laser rods! :)

Mar 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Is it just me Bumblebee, or when I put my arms out like this, do my legs look disproportional to the rest of my body?
Bumblebee: I like shiney things.

Mar 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

(announcer)and warming up next at bat for the autobot team Wheeljack(yaaa)with guest batboy bumblebee(boo)

Mar 2, 2002

random63146 says:

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. MR. ROBOTO.

Mar 2, 2002

Drake says:

YMCA. Its fun to stay at the .............

Mar 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

I tell ya BumbleBee, Sharkticons! THIS BIG!!

Feb 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack:Ok now. Lets see how many you stick up there while Im transforming
Bumblebee: When I will be free!!! I want to be free!!!

Feb 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: "Yah! The Yankees lost the World Series!" Bumblebee: "Great. There goes a million jars of energon."

Feb 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: You know, I could REALLY get into this Para Para Paradise game...

Feb 28, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

ME WHEELJACK FOLLOW YELLOW ROBOT WITH GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RODS!!!

Feb 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

BUMBLEBEE: touch my exhaust pipe again and im going to beat you silly with these laser rods! WHEELJACK: Hehehe ^-^ (Girly Laugh)

Feb 27, 2002

Unknown says:

Wheeljack: Sometimes I get so horny that I just want to hump everything.

Feb 27, 2002

Unknown says:

Wheeljack: Mines bigger Bumblebee, its at least this big. Ask Arcee.

Feb 27, 2002

Unknown says:

Wheeljack: Mines bigger bumblebee, its at least this big. Ask Arcee.

Feb 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Notice how the Rare Wheelis-Jackis is attracted to these glowing rods in my hands
Wheeljack: Ooh. Pretty

Feb 27, 2002

FortMax says:

Wheeljack: and I was all like who is your daddy, say my name bitch
Bumblebee: Yeah it took me three days to clean out that exhaust pipe!

Feb 27, 2002

FortMax says:

WheelJack: brainnnnns, want brainnns

Feb 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

BUMBLEBEE:Stop dancing like a buffoon and hold my goldenrods. WHEELJACK: I knew you were a fag.

Feb 27, 2002

PrimeFan says:

Wheeljack will you stop with that mime crap!, I hate mimes!

Feb 27, 2002

DARKAGEIS says:

i caught a sharkticon this big!!.........
but it got away

Feb 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: Look at arm muscles!. Very, very strong!
Bumblebee: Yeah right, in your dreams!

Feb 27, 2002

Tallmook says:

Nothing like a good stretch after a long nap.

Feb 27, 2002

Mirage says:

Damn, it was tight in there. Gotta stretch.

Feb 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Yeah, Hooah! Do the Monkey!

Feb 26, 2002

omega says:

Bumblebee: Man what iiss up with u and your arms all streched out??
Wheeljack: I used crazy glue instead of oil.
Bumblebee: U waisted MY CRAZY GLUE

Feb 26, 2002

Sixshot says:

Yeah Canada wins gold! Now lets all go get drunk and play ping-pong

Feb 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

GEEZ! Did you forget your deoderant again? Your pits STINK!

Feb 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheeljack: STRRRIIIKE THREE ! Yer out !!! BATTER UP !!

Feb 26, 2002

Unknown says:

hey nice rods

Feb 26, 2002

Skids says:

"PACKERS!WHOOOOO!!!!"

Feb 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

This what happends when wheeljack tries to imitate frankenstien

Feb 25, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

"Hehe! Hey guys! Check out my life-size PVC statue!"

Feb 25, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

(A scene from the Japanese episode "WHEELJACK!!! the mence from Outer Space")

Feb 25, 2002

Optimal Optimus says:

Hey BumbleBee! Do a little dance, make a litle love, GET DOWN TONIGHT!

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

wheeljack: Hey Bumblebee wanna play drop the conductor rod? HE he he!

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

The thrilling Frankenstein crossover.

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bummble bee " Are you sure this enough crack for optimus" WheelJack " um Crack good brains"

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Time to get my transformation on!"

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: I know you scored with Arcee, you can stop the lame hip thrusts...

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Yay! Macarena!

Feb 25, 2002

Rodimus Prime says:

Wheeljack: "You put your left hand out..."

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

You know what, I think my left arm is a bit longer. Hmmmmm

Feb 25, 2002

The Matrix says:

Wheeljack: "I found Mirage".

Feb 25, 2002

Chupacabra Convoy says:

Wheeljack: "Must crush Capitalism!! GRRR!!! GRRR!!"

Feb 25, 2002

Unknown says:

Ok Wheeljack now I need you to bend over while I hide these rods up your ass!

Feb 25, 2002

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