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I suppose it isn't any secret I like to write.

What I propose is, leave a link to a mission, and on the 1st of March I'll pick one and flesh it out to a full out battle text.

Feel free to post more than one battle. But on the deadline only one will be chosen. Feel free to ask questions here as well.

Either this one
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This one
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Or this one.
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Edit: the middle one with ZC is definitely my favourite.

ehhhh I might have a go at writing as well. It's been far too long.

I have one that you could write Burn
The story of a small emo bot-bot (I consider all my temp/joke characters bot-bots) that depresses a level 10 into suicide.

But seriously (or as close to it as I get)
Here's an older one that HC at the time dubbed "The Evil Bitch Fight!"

And another of Lili's where she shows Duneblast how to get things done

Bun-Bun wrote:I have one that you could write Burn
The story of a small emo bot-bot (I consider all my temp/joke characters bot-bots) that depresses a level 10 into suicide.

I have ideas brewing ... let me think this one over, I should be able to come up with something.

Adding another to my list:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=154905
Lilith can be such a badass...

Bun-Bun wrote:Adding another to my list:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=154905
Lilith can be such a badass...

Looks like a Mad Max vs. He Man crossover.

This one might be interesting to write.

Bun-Bun wrote:I have one that you could write Burn
The story of a small emo bot-bot (I consider all my temp/joke characters bot-bots) that depresses a level 10 into suicide.

There once was an emo bot-bot from Nigeria,
Happened upon the Decepticon Hysteria
With his fusion cannon the 'Con went BAM!
Transformed, the bot-bot did RAM!
Alas though, the hapless 'Con seemed to be suffering from Listeria
Okay that was about five minutes thinking.

Burn wrote:

Bun-Bun wrote:I have one that you could write Burn
The story of a small emo bot-bot (I consider all my temp/joke characters bot-bots) that depresses a level 10 into suicide.

There once was an emo bot-bot from Nigeria,
Happened upon the Decepticon Hysteria
With his fusion cannon the 'Con went BAM!
Transformed, the bot-bot did RAM!
Alas though, the hapless 'Con seemed to be suffering from Listeria
Okay that was about five minutes thinking.

Now I have become death, destroyer of worlds.

High Command wrote:

Burn wrote:

Bun-Bun wrote:I have one that you could write Burn
The story of a small emo bot-bot (I consider all my temp/joke characters bot-bots) that depresses a level 10 into suicide.

There once was an emo bot-bot from Nigeria,
Happened upon the Decepticon Hysteria
With his fusion cannon the 'Con went BAM!
Transformed, the bot-bot did RAM!
Alas though, the hapless 'Con seemed to be suffering from Listeria
Okay that was about five minutes thinking.

Now I have become death, destroyer of worlds.

Burn wrote:

High Command wrote:

Burn wrote:

Bun-Bun wrote:I have one that you could write Burn
The story of a small emo bot-bot (I consider all my temp/joke characters bot-bots) that depresses a level 10 into suicide.

There once was an emo bot-bot from Nigeria,
Happened upon the Decepticon Hysteria
With his fusion cannon the 'Con went BAM!
Transformed, the bot-bot did RAM!
Alas though, the hapless 'Con seemed to be suffering from Listeria
Okay that was about five minutes thinking.

Now I have become death, destroyer of worlds.

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Hi Fluffy.

This one was interesting Sounders.

S.o.L. wrote:

Bun-Bun wrote:Adding another to my list:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=154905
Lilith can be such a badass...

Looks like a Mad Max vs. He Man crossover.

S.o.L. wrote:

S.o.L. wrote:

Bun-Bun wrote:Adding another to my list:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... _id=154905
Lilith can be such a badass...

Looks like a Mad Max vs. He Man crossover.

My money would still be on the panther.

The RDD go to the Zoo

One sunny day Soundwave and Suspiria took lil Chompy out for a walk. They carefully put his reins on and told him not to tug on them this time.
"Where shall we go this time?"
"How about the park?"
"No not after the mess Chompy made last time"
"BITEBITEBITEBITEBITE"
"No Chompy, not today!"
"Biiite!"
"No! We shall go to the Autobot zoo I think."
Off they went down the street, with Chompy hopping and skipping in front of them. Soon they saw a big sign which read "Magnus Prime: Autobot wildlife enclosure. All sharkticons must be kept on a lead at all times."
"Bittte...." Grumbled Chompy.
Inside the zoo, they saw all sort of creatures.
"Look at that Dimetrodon!"
"Did you know that the Dimetrodon isn't actually a dinosaur? It's a mammal-like reptile."
"Did HC tell you that?"
"Yes but he was also insisting there's no such thing as fish the other day so who knows?"
"Biteee!"
"Sorry Chompy."
In the next enclosure they saw a Styracosaurus idly chewing on some astroturf.
"He looks just like Killerpunch"
In the final enclosure was a tiger in the deepest of sleeps.
No matter how loudly they banged on the glass, called out or fired high explosives at him, they just couldn't wake him up!
"WAKE UP!!"
"RISE AND SHINE!!"
"BITE!!"
Soon it was time for the three Decepticons to leave which they did via the little zoo shop where they got some souvenirs for their friends back home. Some sweets for Nemesis Prime, a panda/rabbit keychain for Gore and a fridge magnet for Nemesis Wheelie.
"What a lovely time we've had today."
"We'll have to come here again!"
"Biite!"
They said waving goodbye to the new friends they'd made in the burning wreckage of the zoo. What a lovely day out!

As Sky Shuttle 2275 arched along the cloud line on his patrol his sensors picked up a small blip. He almost didn’t bother checking it out til the second time pit pinged, this time with an RDD signature. He figured it would be worth the effort at that point. Changing his angle he headed down. Oddly the blip didn’t get any bigger. Nearing the surface he transformed then landed sensors on full.

“Come out I know you’re here.” Sky Shuttle called. The Decepticon kept out his business for the moment but his motion gave away his position. He took aim. 00:06 sky shuttle 2275 misses Nemesis Wheelie with a Fusion Cannon. At the last moment Nemesis Wheelie moved.

“You missed me you missed me now you gotta kiss me!” The small toaster sang as he turned and fired his own volley. 00:16 Nemesis Wheelie transforms into a Medium Vehicle and rams sky shuttle 2275.

The look on Sky shuttle’s face plate read WTF. he took aim again and missed again then a second time and the little Decepticon avoid it like some sort of dance. 00:20sky shuttle 2275 misses Nemesis Wheelie with a Fusion Cannon.00:43 sky shuttle 2275 attacks Nemesis Wheelie with a Fusion Cannon. Nemesis Wheelie transforms into a Medium Vehicle and avoids the attack!

Nemesis Wheelie grinned pulling out a weapon hilt and then lit up the purple blade of the saber. “You’re too turtle. Now you see Purple!” 00:46 Nemesis Wheelie hits sky shuttle 2275 with a Purple Lightsaber.sky shuttle 2275 is injured (73% power remaining).

Hit and dance hit and dance, Nemesis wheelie kept at it. The whole while, Sky Shuttle was getting more and more irritated with the little Decepticon. He’d fire, the ‘con would dodge and sing, then hit him with the blasted purple blade. Finally, hit sent his cannon to spread. “How about you take this.” 02:11sky shuttle 2275 transforms into a Space Shuttle and strafes Nemesis Wheelie. sky shuttle 2275 strafes Nemesis Wheelie. sky shuttle 2275 strafes Nemesis Wheelie. sky shuttle 2275 strafes Nemesis Wheelie. sky shuttle 2275 strafes Nemesis Wheelie. Nemesis Wheelie is slightly damaged (84% power remaining). Nemesis Wheelie is injured (74% power remaining). Nemesis Wheelie is injured (61% power remaining). Nemesis Wheelie is injured (51% power remaining). Nemesis Wheelie is damaged (42% power remaining). He felt better about himself, finally striking the little bot.

“Try you did not, that’s all you got?” Nemesis Wheelie sang as he closed in again with his purple saber. While close enough and already having the momentum Nemesis wheelie ended the fight.
02:52 Nemesis Wheelie transforms into a Medium Vehicle and rams sky shuttle 2275. sky shuttle 2275 has gone into stasis lock!

“HA HA Don’t be shocked you got locked!” With that Nemesis Wheelie headed back to base.

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Lilith paced her patrol pissed off that she had been sent to an known active area without any back up. Although she didn’t expect to find anyone she did. She knew this Decepticon, “The Witch” The other Autobots were calling her.

“I know you’re there.” Suspiria said in Lilith’s direction.

“Best not wait around then.” Lilith padded forward, into a run then transformed mid leap pulling her double bladed saber out. 00:10 Lilith hits Suspiria with a Dual-Bladed Lightsaber.Suspiria is slightly damaged (85% power remaining).

In a puff of smoke, Suspiria was are borne. 00:20 Suspiria transforms into a Opportunistic Air Animal and strafes Lilith. Suspiria strafes Lilith. Suspiria strafes Lilith. Suspiria strafes Lilith. Suspiria strafes Lilith.Lilith is slightly damaged (83% power remaining). Lilith is injured (73% power remaining). Lilith is injured (62% power remaining). Lilith is injured (56% power remaining). Lilith is damaged (44% power remaining). “That’s more like it.”

“Pulling out all the stops?” Lilith asked. “Fine, all in.” 00:41 Lilith transforms into a Predator and rams Suspiria.Suspiria is injured (60% power remaining). 00:57 Lilith hits Suspiria with a Dual-Bladed Lightsaber.Suspiria is damaged (45% power remaining). “How’s that?”

“So far so good since you missed!” 01:31Suspiria transforms into a Opportunistic Air Animal and strafes Lilith. Suspiria strafes Lilith. Suspiria strafes Lilith.Lilith is severely injured (20% power remaining). Lilith is severely damaged (9% power remaining). Lilith is severely damaged (3% power remaining).

“That isn’t going to matter much. Tell the guys back at Neo Kaon that this is what they get til Bun decides we’re coming home.” Lilith smiled. 01:41 Lilith transforms into a Predator and rams Suspiria.Suspiria is severely injured (23% power remaining).02:00 Lilith hits Suspiria with a Dual-Bladed Lightsaber.Suspiria is severely injured (14% power remaining). 02:25 Lilith transforms into a Predator and rams Suspiria. Suspiria has gone into stasis lock!

Lilith transformed back into her panther mode and sniffed around for anyone else, finding nothing she padded off.
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Yay!

High Command wrote:Yay!

steve2275 wrote:[-(

High Command wrote:Yay!

Psst! My Con lost in her story too, grumpy knickers!