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by Malicron » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:59 am
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Merc With A Mouth wrote:Tammuz wrote:neliz wrote:
(i **** you not!)
thank god, the physical rammifactions of the idea are literally sphicter splitting
Joke's too easy. I'm not making it.
[disdain]And you call yourself a HMW Decepticon.[/disdain]

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by Redimus » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:36 am
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No he dosnt. He calls himself a Pred...
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by Malicron » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:42 am
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Same difference. Preds are just squishy Decepticons.

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by Daneki » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:14 pm
Merc With A Mouth wrote:You have to turn the porn off once in awhile.
You, sir, are a liar and a crackpot.
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by Wheelimus Prime » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:33 pm
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oh $h!t i just remembered the scum known as cons were here
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by Venomous Prime » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:37 pm
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Whiner-tron wrote:Same difference. Preds are just squishy Decepticons.
Except the Predacons have more interesting characters then the Decepticons. Except Starscream of course.
But Waspinator>every Decepticon besides Starscream
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by Malicron » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:58 pm
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Yah, and he gets blown up an average of 2.37 times an episode.

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by Absolute Zero » Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:02 pm
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Whiner-tron wrote:Yah, and he gets blown up an average of 2.37 times an episode.

That just means he comes back 2.38 times per episode. Prime and Starscream couldn't even come back more then twice a season.
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by Nickolai » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:41 pm
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HAI GAIS. Let's make a 'Come On, Decepticons' thread and fill it with pointless stupid spam. All from autobots.
GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.

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by Wheelimus Prime » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:45 pm
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i do the most lurking, watcha im not even here
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by xxxpathogenz » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:46 pm
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Nickolai wrote:HAI GAIS. Let's make a 'Come On, Decepticons' thread and fill it with pointless stupid spam. All from autobots.
GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.
And what do you think would happen in that thread when the decepticons start cat-calling the bots there? More hibernation in the arena.
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by Psychout » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:53 pm
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Nickolai wrote:GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.
You have a whole forum to yourselves, dont blame us if none of your guys use it.
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by Nickolai » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:40 pm
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Psychout wrote:Nickolai wrote:GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.
You have a whole forum to yourselves, dont blame us if none of your guys use it.
No autobots are 'authorised to read (iacon) forum'.

Only decepticreeps, minimals and predacraps.
And seriously, how is a bull a predacon? It doesn't even eat meat, much less hunt anything.

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by Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:58 pm
Nickolai wrote:Psychout wrote:Nickolai wrote:GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.
You have a whole forum to yourselves, dont blame us if none of your guys use it.
No autobots are 'authorised to read (iacon) forum'.

Only decepticreeps, minimals and predacraps.
And seriously, how is a bull a predacon? It doesn't even eat meat, much less hunt anything.

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by Absolute Zero » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:08 pm
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Nickolai wrote:Psychout wrote:Nickolai wrote:GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.
You have a whole forum to yourselves, dont blame us if none of your guys use it.
No autobots are 'authorised to read (iacon) forum'.

Only decepticreeps, minimals and predacraps.
And seriously, how is a bull a predacon? It doesn't even eat meat, much less hunt anything.

Cows will eat meat. That's how Mad Cow was spread.
Scary isn't it. That hamberger you just ate's brother could come after you and turn you into a homoberger for dinner.
And cows have guns too.
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by Burn » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:54 pm
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Nickolai wrote:Psychout wrote:Nickolai wrote:GTF(rak)O, non-Autobots! This is the closest thing we have to Iacon. Spy if you must but lurk moar.
You have a whole forum to yourselves, dont blame us if none of your guys use it.
No autobots are 'authorised to read (iacon) forum'.

Only decepticreeps, minimals and predacraps.
Let me get this right.
The Autobots have their own forums (like 'Cons, Preds and Maxi's) but Autobot players aren't authorised to access them but the other three factions are?
Goddamn ... I must have missed that on the main forum page, unless ... I'M NOT AUTHORISED!
ZOMG! I'M AN AUTOBOT! SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!
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by Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:25 pm
Burn wrote:Let me get this right.
The Autobots have their own forums (like 'Cons, Preds and Maxi's) but Autobot players aren't authorised to access them but the other three factions are?
Goddamn ... I must have missed that on the main forum page, unless ... I'M NOT AUTHORISED!
ZOMG! I'M AN AUTOBOT! SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!

HA HA

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by Absolute Zero » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:37 pm
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Burn wrote:Let me get this right.
The Autobots have their own forums (like 'Cons, Preds and Maxi's) but Autobot players aren't authorised to access them but the other three factions are?
Goddamn ... I must have missed that on the main forum page, unless ... I'M NOT AUTHORISED!
ZOMG! I'M AN AUTOBOT! SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!

I knew it! This explains why you got G1 Optimus Prime in the "What Decepticon are you?" test!
Wait... if none of us can access it, does that mean we're all Autobots?
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by Nickolai » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:59 am
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Now well, at least that's fair. Two weeks ago everyone and their minicon EXCEPT for autobots got to enter Iacon. Now at least nobody can.

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by Absolute Zero » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:12 am
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Nickolai wrote:Now well, at least that's fair. Two weeks ago everyone and their minicon EXCEPT for autobots got to enter Iacon. Now at least nobody can.

I was never allowed into Iacon... Maybe that means I'm a quint or blendtron agent...
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by Burn » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:37 am
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Absolute Zero wrote:Nickolai wrote:Now well, at least that's fair. Two weeks ago everyone and their minicon EXCEPT for autobots got to enter Iacon. Now at least nobody can.

I was never allowed into Iacon... Maybe that means I'm a quint or blendtron agent...
Nope, you're an Autobot. Just like me.
So ... how are we going to put each other out of our own miseries?
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by Absolute Zero » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:12 am
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Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:Nickolai wrote:Now well, at least that's fair. Two weeks ago everyone and their minicon EXCEPT for autobots got to enter Iacon. Now at least nobody can.

I was never allowed into Iacon... Maybe that means I'm a quint or blendtron agent...
Nope, you're an Autobot. Just like me.
So ... how are we going to put each other out of our own miseries?
I'm not miserable, I like Autobots. I just prefer the Con/Pred players on HMW.
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by Burn » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:21 am
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Absolute Zero wrote:I like Autobots.
You know, when Whiney basically admitted to losing his virginity to a stasis locked Autobot corpse, I thought that was pretty disgusting.
But you sir, you've just gone too far.
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by Absolute Zero » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:24 am
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Burn wrote:Absolute Zero wrote:I like Autobots.
You know, when Whiney basically admitted to losing his virginity to a stasis locked Autobot corpse, I thought that was pretty disgusting.
But you sir, you've just gone too far.

What? They're crunchy and taste good with katchup.
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by Redimus » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:54 am
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Not even drowning them out with copious amounts of vinegar would cover the fact it's mangey autobot meat.
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