The Energon Pub

And yet here we are both on at the same time.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=343648
1-10
30 mins

Place your bets or just have a stab at predicting the outcome!

-edit-
Just 'cause I can ...

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=343652
1-10
35 mins

i was checking other forums while u posted it, lets wait we will find a mission together

EDIT: Come here!!!

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=343690

1-10

At work now.

So I don't often check the forums.

well, lets try another time

Tammuz wrote:

Snoball wrote:

Tammuz wrote:irony? a suicide squad that only take missions where victory is near garuanteed?

You of all people should know that tif and I dont care if we are out numbered or not, we will jion any mission. I could show so many missions lately that we have been badly out numbered , I just dont see the point in doing that.

i should? why? you're barely a blip on my radar, and Tif's only on it becuase he spouts random crap about configs that's wrong, like courage feeding strafe....no it's names like Whisper, or Steve, or Hoistimus, or Zz that get my attention

You forgot Windy, but I agree with your statement, since I don't recall ever seeing someone who claims to be a suicider in missions that are suicide for the Autobots.

ZOMG!!11!! I just found the totally coolest thing on the net! And it's completely free!

Not only that it'll improve your sex life like never before, increase your breast and/or penis size, AND to top it all off, some friendly guy in Nigeria is willing to put hundreds of millions of dollars in your bank, FOR FREE!

CLICK THIS LINK TO TAKE UP THIS SPECIAL OFFER!

no amount of money is going to make me an international prostitute.

I heard someone had scrawled "For cheap and easy xp, call Tammuz" on the back of the AWC toilet door.

yeah, if anyone's got some, i'd like them to get in touch please.

And just what is it you want them to be touching?

dunno, beggars can't be choosers

Burn wrote:ZOMG!!11!! I just found the totally coolest thing on the net! And it's completely free!

Not only that it'll improve your sex life like never before, increase your breast and/or penis size, AND to top it all off, some friendly guy in Nigeria is willing to put hundreds of millions of dollars in your bank, FOR FREE!

CLICK THIS LINK TO TAKE UP THIS SPECIAL OFFER!

So where do we complain when Burn's claims are disproved?

A prayer to the RNG
"Our RNG who art in Seibertron. Random be thy name, random be thy works which will be done here as in cyberspace.
Give us this day our daily XP (please let me get a hit on Gore) and forgive us for sending lvl 1 suicide strafers into 1-10 missions as we bear grudges against those who stasis lock us. Deliver us from big badass decepticons for thine is the HMW please make ours the power and glory. Now and until V2 Amen."

The RNG wrote:Fear not Supercollider for I have heard your prayers and have delivered upon you this day Omega Destroyer who will, like his owner, be stoned and drunk and yay will not contribute much at all to the mission whatsoever.

Burn wrote:

The RNG wrote:Fear not Supercollider for I have heard your prayers and have delivered upon you this day Omega Destroyer who will, like his owner, be stoned and drunk and yay will not contribute much at all to the mission whatsoever.

Ask and thy shall recieve.

01:08 Fort Worth hits Omega Destroyer with a Double-Barreled Plasma Shell Shotgun. Omega Destroyer is injured (67% power remaining).

Not as much as I was hoping for but hey, at least I didn't utterly embarrass myself.

00:41 Fort Worth misses Gore with a Double-Barreled Plasma Shell Shotgun.

Cue Inspector Gagdet - Claw voice. "I'll get you, next time..."

Supercollider wrote:

00:41 Fort Worth misses Gore with a Double-Barreled Plasma Shell Shotgun.

01:28 Gore transforms into a Tank and strafes Fort Worth. Fort Worth has gone into stasis lock!

Burn wrote:

The RNG wrote:Fear not Supercollider for I have heard your prayers and have delivered upon you this day Omega Destroyer who will, like his owner, be stoned and drunk and yay will not contribute much at all to the mission whatsoever.

that sounds about right for him

Burn wrote:

Supercollider wrote:

00:41 Fort Worth misses Gore with a Double-Barreled Plasma Shell Shotgun.

01:28 Gore transforms into a Tank and strafes Fort Worth. Fort Worth has gone into stasis lock!

Gore was the only one to walk out of that battle...no need to gloat!
that much....

Shall I add you to the list of "Those who wanted to touch the Mighty Gore but were instead touched by his Mighty Fist"?

P.S.

*points and laughs at Phaze*

Supercollider wrote:

Burn wrote:

Supercollider wrote:

00:41 Fort Worth misses Gore with a Double-Barreled Plasma Shell Shotgun.

01:28 Gore transforms into a Tank and strafes Fort Worth. Fort Worth has gone into stasis lock!

Gore was the only one to walk out of that battle...no need to gloat!
that much....

Gore's not the only one to frustrate people slice is the latest one of the freaks to take out one of mine in mission i blame the lack of lvl 7 & 8 autobots

Burn wrote:Shall I add you to the list of "Those who wanted to touch the Mighty Gore but were instead touched by his Mighty Fist"?

Hey don't forget I've got the RNG on my side!

Next time I've have another speed upgrade, maybe I'll connect then. (maybe)

Supercollider wrote:

Burn wrote:Shall I add you to the list of "Those who wanted to touch the Mighty Gore but were instead touched by his Mighty Fist"?

Hey don't forget I've got the RNG on my side!

Next time I've have another speed upgrade, maybe I'll connect then. (maybe)

Connect with thin air most likely

Phaze wrote:i blame the lack of lvl 7 & 8 autobots

I call BS on that, since 9 out of 10 5-7/5-8 missions I join are loaded with 7 and 8 Autobots.

perhaps too many

Dreadwind wrote:

Phaze wrote:i blame the lack of lvl 7 & 8 autobots

I call BS on that, since 9 out of 10 5-7/5-8 missions I join are loaded with 7 and 8 Autobots.

Then its time zones cause i get a distinct lack of 7-8 bots and see fecking loads of cons ones anyway a lvl 4 could take out your lot

steve2275 wrote:perhaps too many

you're just saying that cos you don't want to level up!