The Energon Pub

Posted by Absolute Zero Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:48 am

Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter

Sig by BunBun
Dead in One-XBLive
Shinobiusagi-PSN

Posted by Psychout Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:49 am

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."

Weapon: Black Magic

Im sure they will use up all of their spinach soon enough.

Popeye complex never usually lasts this long.

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:53 am

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

*Dropkicks Dreadwind into the trash compactor* go get your circuits checked ya broken record

Posted by Burn Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:56 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Phaze wrote:*Dropkicks Dreadwind into the trash compactor* go get your circuits checked ya broken record

YEAH!

Everybody knows Phaze only has eyes for Subsonika and his PVC PJ's!

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:57 am

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

Burn wrote:

Phaze wrote:*Dropkicks Dreadwind into the trash compactor* go get your circuits checked ya broken record

YEAH!

Everybody knows Phaze only has eyes for Subsonika and his PVC PJ's!

I thought he was eyeing you up for the pvc jumpsuit

Posted by Burn Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:01 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Phaze wrote:

Burn wrote:

Phaze wrote:*Dropkicks Dreadwind into the trash compactor* go get your circuits checked ya broken record

YEAH!

Everybody knows Phaze only has eyes for Subsonika and his PVC PJ's!

I thought he was eyeing you up for the pvc jumpsuit

He was only trying to make you jealous.

Posted by Absolute Zero Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:50 am

Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter

Sig by BunBun
Dead in One-XBLive
Shinobiusagi-PSN

Posted by Supercollider Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:40 pm

Motto: "Embrace your inner geek, the geek will inherit the Earth!"

Weapon: Glass Gas Gun

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:26 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

Supercollider wrote:Supercollider kisses his wife good night and heads towards bar after a hard days kicking lower-level Con butt.

Opens door releasing a comedy flood of electrified water and marshmallow gloop straight over him.

Ducks just in time as an extra large frying pan flies over his head.

"Oh Barkeep - make that a triple!"

*throws supercollider a lifebelt* and they say we bots are intelligent

Posted by Archanubis Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:28 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."

Weapon: Lightning Rifle

Phaze wrote:and they say we bots are intelligent

Actually, we say that you're *not* intelligent.

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:30 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:and they say we bots are intelligent

Actually, we say that you're *not* intelligent.

*blasts thunderscream in the face with the soda dispensor* Shaddup you

Posted by Archanubis Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:36 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."

Weapon: Lightning Rifle

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:38 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:and they say we bots are intelligent

Actually, we say that you're *not* intelligent.

*blasts thunderscream in the face with the soda dispensor* Shaddup you

Oooooooh, free soda! *opens mouth wide*

*lobs the ice container at thunderscream* free ice too

Posted by Archanubis Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:43 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."

Weapon: Lightning Rifle

Phaze wrote:

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:and they say we bots are intelligent

Actually, we say that you're *not* intelligent.

*blasts thunderscream in the face with the soda dispensor* Shaddup you

Oooooooh, free soda! *opens mouth wide*

*lobs the ice container at thunderscream* free ice too

Alpha Strike's not going to be too happy with ya.

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:44 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:and they say we bots are intelligent

Actually, we say that you're *not* intelligent.

*blasts thunderscream in the face with the soda dispensor* Shaddup you

Oooooooh, free soda! *opens mouth wide*

*lobs the ice container at thunderscream* free ice too

Alpha Strike's not going to be too happy with ya.

I'm pretty narked i threw it too i needed ice for my whiskey

Posted by Archanubis Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:45 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."

Weapon: Lightning Rifle

Phaze wrote:I'm pretty narked i threw it too i needed ice for my whiskey

You're not getting that bucket back, either.

Posted by Phaze Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:49 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""

Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon

Thunderscream wrote:

Phaze wrote:I'm pretty narked i threw it too i needed ice for my whiskey

You're not getting that bucket back, either.

Ah i see your gonna use the bucket to finish that megatron costume for botcon then

Posted by Archanubis Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:54 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."

Weapon: Lightning Rifle

Posted by Colinus Maximus Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:02 am

Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."

Weapon: Gamma-Ray Laser Cannons

Meet the Cynicbots:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!

Posted by -Soundwave- Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:18 am

Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

Master Maximus wrote:***Pokes nose in...has it blown off***

Some things never do change...

*hands smore to Master Maximus* but its all in good fun.

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Posted by Colinus Maximus Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:35 am

Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."

Weapon: Gamma-Ray Laser Cannons

Meet the Cynicbots:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... p?id=14788

I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!

Posted by Burn Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:31 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

So i'm going with this theory that a requirement to being a Mod is to have useless bots. Let's look at the past shall we? War Hammer ... 'nuff said. Galvatron Prime ... only started doing good once he quit as Mod. And the current bunch? Glyph ... fun to beat up. Alpha Strike's couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag if you put a hole in it.

And finally ... Mkall. Mkall's bots use to be pretty good backup in missions, Mkall's bots actually put up a fight now and then. But it seems now that he's mod, Mkall's bots wanna sit around getting shot even when they get 40% in repairs!

Moral of this story? If you wanna succeed at this game, don't become a Mod.

Posted by Supercollider Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:29 am

Motto: "Embrace your inner geek, the geek will inherit the Earth!"

Weapon: Glass Gas Gun

Phaze wrote:

Supercollider wrote:Supercollider kisses his wife good night and heads towards bar after a hard days kicking lower-level Con butt.

Opens door releasing a comedy flood of electrified water and marshmallow gloop straight over him.

Ducks just in time as an extra large frying pan flies over his head.

"Oh Barkeep - make that a triple!"

*throws supercollider a lifebelt* and they say we bots are intelligent

Automatic inflatable armbands go off in delayed reaction just as he puts the lifebelt over his head.....

Gives Thunderscream the evil eye for Venomstrike leading the charge against poor little Cannon Feeder last night.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=324847

Posted by -Soundwave- Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:08 am

Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

Supercollider wrote:

Phaze wrote:

Supercollider wrote:Supercollider kisses his wife good night and heads towards bar after a hard days kicking lower-level Con butt.

Opens door releasing a comedy flood of electrified water and marshmallow gloop straight over him.

Ducks just in time as an extra large frying pan flies over his head.

"Oh Barkeep - make that a triple!"

*throws supercollider a lifebelt* and they say we bots are intelligent

Automatic inflatable armbands go off in delayed reaction just as he puts the lifebelt over his head.....

Gives Thunderscream the evil eye for Venomstrike leading the charge against poor little Cannon Feeder last night.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=324847

*hands Supercollider a smore* Its on the house.

Amalgamated Pretense Join the WAR! Be a HERO!