The Energon Pub

News Credits: 8 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:43 pm

quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadboy wrote:
Ninjaburn wrote:
Caelus wrote:
devast8or wrote:...& i almost forgot: "we'll have to build an add-on to this pub for 2 things: 1)our cage fights out back equipped with the slag pit & 2) i need room for the wheel of doom in here

Also, you'll need to add more shadowy corners, I think we're running out.

Bah, no we won't. Every bar we've created manages to some how ALWAYS have enough shadowy corners. I think we gotta stop building these damn things in areas where there is a lot of space-time distortions. Who knows what havoc we are wrecking in a parallel universe. (You know, the one where Dev is actually yellow, Blaster listens to 'easy listening' and I actually have sanity.)

Man, nearly the ENTIRE BAR is made up of shadowy corners. I think I'll sit in the most sun-shiney bit I can find, just to be different. This place have a patio? I bet it's filled with shadowy corners, too.
The halogens were shot out a looong time ago, and the barkeep is too cheap to buy new ones. Hence the shadows.

*Sets random Newb on fire and straps him to a lampshade*

Plenty o' light.

Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:02 pm

Ninjaburn wrote:Who knows what havoc we are wrecking in a parallel universe. (You know, the one where Dev is actually yellow, Blaster listens to 'easy listening' and I actually have sanity.)

meh...that universe doesn't exist.

besides, IF it really did exist, the 3 of us would've already opened a can on it & made it cease....just like a classic chuck norris fight. :-P

however, i'm still waiting for blaster to make his 'return' to the mafia section. he seems to have forgotten his roots. :-?

Flashwave wrote:*Sets random Newb on fire and straps him to a lampshade*

Plenty o' light.

Classic! How long does this one burn? (slaps on some shades since the brightness is burning my retinas)

*throws flashwave a drink--on my tab!*

Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:03 pm

devast8or wrote:
Ninjaburn wrote:Who knows what havoc we are wrecking in a parallel universe. (You know, the one where Dev is actually yellow, Blaster listens to 'easy listening' and I actually have sanity.)

meh...that universe doesn't exist.

besides, IF it really did exist, the 3 of us would've already opened a can on it & made it cease....just like a classic chuck norris fight.

however, i'm still waiting for blaster to make his 'return' to the mafia section. he seems to have forgotten his roots.

the n00b mafia?

Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:05 pm

quetzalcoatl wrote:
devast8or wrote:
Ninjaburn wrote:Who knows what havoc we are wrecking in a parallel universe. (You know, the one where Dev is actually yellow, Blaster listens to 'easy listening' and I actually have sanity.)

meh...that universe doesn't exist.

besides, IF it really did exist, the 3 of us would've already opened a can on it & made it cease....just like a classic chuck norris fight.

however, i'm still waiting for blaster to make his 'return' to the mafia section. he seems to have forgotten his roots.

the n00b mafia?

Shhh! Don't say such things around here...

(& for the record, it's not a noob mafia...you've been warned) :-$

Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:31 pm

devast8or wrote:*with that, dev sits down, orders a drink (putting it on KH's tab of course), & waits for his buddies to arrive*

*As Knight Hawk wakes up to all the commotion, and avoids falling into that cleverly placed pie, he sees that there is an inappropriate charge on his tab from Dev*

"I believe that was to go on Ninja's Tab as he had the first new post on this page...... Looks like 10 Lashes from an energon whip for Dev"

"Now barkeep gimme 6 drinks on Ninja's Tab as my team should be arriving shortly!"

News Credits: 8 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:36 pm

Thanks Dev, this is good. *Sips like a gentleman*

Eh, he should fizzle out in time to go clear the Stunticons off of the Highway.

EDIT:Whoops, looks like it's my turn to pay.

News Credits: 6 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:36 pm

devast8or wrote:
Ninjaburn wrote:Who knows what havoc we are wrecking in a parallel universe. (You know, the one where Dev is actually yellow.)

meh...that universe doesn't exist.

Of course it does.

It was called "Generation 2".

News Credits: 8 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:37 pm

Caelus wrote:
devast8or wrote:
Ninjaburn wrote:Who knows what havoc we are wrecking in a parallel universe. (You know, the one where Dev is actually yellow.)

meh...that universe doesn't exist.

Of course it does.

It was called "Generation 2".

Didn't it flop?

Loving today. Mom just asked me how I felt about Spaghetti for dinner. Now she should know enough to not have to ask that question.

Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:18 pm

Flashwave wrote:Loving today. Mom just asked me how I felt about Spaghetti for dinner. Now she should know enough to not have to ask that question.

If you sport the tommy gun, it'll be complete.

News Credits: 8 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:51 pm

devast8or wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Loving today. Mom just asked me how I felt about Spaghetti for dinner. Now she should know enough to not have to ask that question.

If you sport the tommy gun, it'll be complete.

Really.

hEY, I'll Buy the next page on accout on one of my lowest taking the Quint mission

Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:57 pm

Flashwave wrote:Really.

hEY, I'll Buy the next page on accout on one of my lowest taking the Quint mission

"Flash you are lucky my guy was possesed or else that wouldn't have been as big of a haul for you as it was!"

News Credits: 8 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:00 pm

Knight Hawk wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Really.

hEY, I'll Buy the next page on accout on one of my lowest taking the Quint mission

"Flash you are lucky my guy was possesed or else that wouldn't have been as big of a haul for you as it was!"

You mean by stranding me as one of the few that was left to stand up to them? Gee, thanks. Grilline's comming me about a chance to smack mister Omega Knight for his "help". I was just ecstatic to see that we won thta one.

Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:05 pm

Flashwave wrote:
Knight Hawk wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Really.

hey, I'll Buy the next page on account on one of my lowest taking the Quint mission

"Flash you are lucky my guy was possessed or else that wouldn't have been as big of a haul for you as it was!"

You mean by stranding me as one of the few that was left to stand up to them? Gee, thanks. Grilline's coming me about a chance to smack mister Omega Knight for his "help". I was just ecstatic to see that we won that one.

"As was I (after I was pissed I had been possessed and all my points came off of damaging bots)"

"So whos gonna give Dev them lashes for mis charging my account

"

News Credits: 8 · Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:38 pm

Knight Hawk wrote:
Flashwave wrote:
Knight Hawk wrote:
Flashwave wrote:Really.

hey, I'll Buy the next page on account on one of my lowest taking the Quint mission

"Flash you are lucky my guy was possessed or else that wouldn't have been as big of a haul for you as it was!"

You mean by stranding me as one of the few that was left to stand up to them? Gee, thanks. Grilline's coming me about a chance to smack mister Omega Knight for his "help". I was just ecstatic to see that we won that one.

"As was I (after I was pissed I had been possessed and all my points came off of damaging bots)"

"So whos gonna give Dev them lashes for mis charging my account "

Not it.

*Walks out*
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*Waddles back in with a full tank, a large vat of noodles and water, and a white pot of pasta sause*

*Burp* That was goood. We have enough pasta to bring some over here. Do youu think you could put this on the stove to keep it warm Slapstick? Should last us a page or so

Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:50 pm

Walks in and sees a fairly empty place.

"I wonder why these keeps popping open. It isn't like there is one on every other corner in this crazy neighborhood. One of these days, we should make more of a 'family restarurant' instead of a bar. I am impressed that this place hasn't gone to the pits, YET."

Sumo pulls out some actual lighting and sticks one on each wall every 10 feet to give plenty of lighting and remove the dark corners. Then finds his portable fire hose and puts out the flaming noobie.

"Now, now guys, are we Bots (soon to be Maximal in my case) or are we more on the dark side with the Cons?

Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:31 pm

sumowrestler wrote:Walks in and sees a fairly empty place.

"I wonder why these keeps popping open. It isn't like there is one on every other corner in this crazy neighborhood. One of these days, we should make more of a 'family restarurant' instead of a bar. I am impressed that this place hasn't gone to the pits, YET."

Sumo pulls out some actual lighting and sticks one on each wall every 10 feet to give plenty of lighting and remove the dark corners. Then finds his portable fire hose and puts out the flaming noobie.

"Now, now guys, are we Bots (soon to be Maximal in my case) or are we more on the dark side with the Cons?

comeon, after spending several thousand years in the darkness of space, real light sears the optical sensors. I can't comment on my companion n00b though...

Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:33 pm

blasted double post...

News Credits: 7 · Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:49 pm

quetzalcoatl wrote:blasted double post...

*dropkicks quetzalcoatl in the face*
Rule #3, young grasshopper: be wary of how many times you click lest you be dropkicked in the kisser

Dammit, all that work made me thirsty! ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE!!!

Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:21 pm

"Looks like this rounds on Flashwave, a round for the house! Thanks Flash

"

News Credits: 8 · Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:25 pm

Knight Hawk wrote:"Looks like this rounds on Flashwave, a round for the house! Thanks Flash "

Uh huh.

hey, Quetz, there's worse things to be done

Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:21 am

Flashwave wrote:
Knight Hawk wrote:"Looks like this rounds on Flashwave, a round for the house! Thanks Flash "

Uh huh.

hey, Quetz, there's worse things to be done

like using another man's tab to buy free rounds for the house? :-?

At least he should have made sure you were distractd before offering your 'generosity'.....

News Credits: 8 · Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:08 am

quetzalcoatl wrote:
Flashwave wrote:
Knight Hawk wrote:"Looks like this rounds on Flashwave, a round for the house! Thanks Flash "

Uh huh.

hey, Quetz, there's worse things to be done
like using another man's tab to buy free rounds for the house?

At least he should have made sure you were distractd before offering your 'generosity'.....

Or yours.

The AWC branch of the Grill had us all putting it on whatever bot was in reach at the time.

Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:24 am

Flashwave wrote:
quetzalcoatl wrote:
Flashwave wrote:
Knight Hawk wrote:"Looks like this rounds on Flashwave, a round for the house! Thanks Flash "

Uh huh.

hey, Quetz, there's worse things to be done
like using another man's tab to buy free rounds for the house?

At least he should have made sure you were distractd before offering your 'generosity'.....

Or yours.

The AWC branch of the Grill had us all putting it on whatever bot was in reach at the time.