The Energon Pub

by **prowl123** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:17 am

Because TFs are already chickens. You cant get what you already have.

What would a dinosaur's alt mode be? Cassette, taco, or Chuck Norris?

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:20 pm

A Taco For god's sake

Why is Ransack creeped out by my new avatar

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:06 pm

Because humanized deathbirds should creep everyone out.

What's the deal with Snaptrap functioning like a turtle, but fysically being a tortoise?

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:59 pm

Because You wrote fysically instead of physically.

Why is SteelJaw (Movie) the "dog drinkin' liquor from a hole in the sky"

by **USDA Prime** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:35 pm

Ah, those crazy Scientologists and their religion.

What was BW Dinobot's name before he had a dinosaur alt. mode?

by **prowl123** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:48 pm

Taco.

Are Star Wars Crossovers totally fugly?

Like Aladar The Outmode on Facebook · by **Aladar The Outmode** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:19 am

No, they look like Megan Fox.

Why does Starscream want to be freinds with Jazz?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:54 am

Don't fall for it, he's pulling your leg.

Now come on, what do you REALLY think of Sixshot?

by **Rex Prime** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:37 am

I think he couldn't shoot more then six shots in a day.

What's the Allspark?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:42 am

I'd rather not say. Not PG-13.

How does Shockwave solve the depth perception problem?

by **prowl123** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:50 am

He pulls his eyes out and holds them slightly in front of his head.

Do you think Prime's a little... flat?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:56 am

Yeah, he needs to roll out.

Ok, so has anyone else wondered why on earth(/cybertron) does Megatron keep running off to find stuff elsewhere?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:03 am

He is a bird of paradise, those should never be caged, as they are born to be enjoyed in whichever surrounding they choose.

In response to my previous typo concearning Snaptrap, I have corrected my question in order to not contain any more mistakes;

Kan iemand uitleggen waarom Snaptrap fysiek een landschildpad is, maar zich op stelt als een zeeschildpad?

('42' is not a valid answer, dammit.)

by **prowl123** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:33 am

Uh... Jeg har ingen jævla idé.

Should Ratchet be allowed to smoke synthetic energon?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:34 am

(42 is always the right answer.)

That's all Dutch to me. But in any case:
Omdat hij een identiteitscrisis heeft.

EDIT: Damn. You got there before I did.

No, absolutely not! Watch the Prime episode 'Stronger, Faster'!

Why do all Transformers speak either English or Cybertronian?
(Apart from dubbed ones, obviously.)

by **prowl123** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:38 am

They speak French too, and that was Norwiegian (I think). I just used Translators.

Could a Transformer speak Norwiegian?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:55 am

Hm. Only in some cases.

Which Transformer speaks French?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:18 am

Duh. Sunstreaker.

Does Bruticus envy Ruininations very inventive weapon?

by **USDA Prime** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:34 am

Yes, so envious that he stays awake at night trying to come up with something even more inventive. And peanuts.

Where was Snarl during the original Transformers movie?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:46 am

In several scenes, namely: A) the attack on Autobot city, camera through the roof near the end. Dinobots are seen walking through the hall. Blink and you'll miss it and B) when Magnus is whinning about not being able to do something afterwards with a bunch of Autobots standing there wasting time by listening to the douche, he's at the end of the queue.

So, I was pondering... We have Motormaster, Missilemaster, Motorhead... WHERE'S MISSILEHEAD?