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Heavy Metal War - The Ultimate Online Battle Between Good and Evil

Mission #216447:
Cage match


The Decepticons have won the mission.

# Transformer Level Final Condition Score    
1
  THEIR OWN ASS
  Team:   The Misaligned [RDD]
  Cdr:   Bumblevivisector
8 Injured
(53% health) 		16,372 xp 
€1,418 
 Sharkticon
2
  Hi-Jinx
  Team:   Strike Force Corus
  Cdr:   Glyph
5 Stasis lock
(0% health) 		7,972 xp 
€505 
 Attack Helicopter
3
  Extricate
  Team:   Plenary
  Cdr:   Silver Wind
7 Stasis lock
(0% health) 		5,888 xp 
€207 
 Griffon
4
  Mirror Universe Bruce
  Team:   Corsairs
  Cdr:   Dragonslayer
6 Injured
(73% health) 		3,380 xp 
€790 
 Sharkticon

Mission log

  Action Status
00:02 Mirror Universe Bruce attacks Hi-Jinx with a XS2 Ionised Null-Ray. Hi-Jinx transforms into a Helicoptor and avoids the attack! Attack Helicopter
00:11 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Extricate. Extricate is injured (58% power remaining). Sharkticon
00:19 Hi-Jinx transforms into a Helicoptor and strafes Mirror Universe Bruce. Hi-Jinx strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Hi-Jinx strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Hi-Jinx strafes Mirror Universe Bruce. Mirror Universe Bruce is slightly damaged (82% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (97% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (90% power remaining). Mirror Universe Bruce is slightly damaged (79% power remaining). Attack Helicopter
00:23 Mirror Universe Bruce transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Hi-Jinx. Hi-Jinx is injured (57% power remaining). Sharkticon
00:33 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Hi-Jinx. Hi-Jinx is severely injured (13% power remaining). Sharkticon
00:42 Extricate transforms into a Helpful Land Animal and rams THEIR OWN ASS. THEIR OWN ASS is injured (67% power remaining). Griffon
00:51 THEIR OWN ASS attacks Hi-Jinx with a Reaver-Wrecking Railgun. Hi-Jinx transforms into a Helicoptor and avoids the attack! Attack Helicopter
01:01 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Extricate. Extricate is severely injured (25% power remaining). Sharkticon
01:06 Mirror Universe Bruce misses Extricate with a XS2 Ionised Null-Ray.
01:22 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Extricate. Extricate has gone into stasis lock! Sharkticon
01:31 Hi-Jinx transforms into a Helicoptor and strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Hi-Jinx strafes Mirror Universe Bruce. THEIR OWN ASS is injured (53% power remaining). Mirror Universe Bruce is injured (73% power remaining). Attack Helicopter
01:34 Mirror Universe Bruce hits Hi-Jinx with a XS2 Ionised Null-Ray. Hi-Jinx has gone into stasis lock!

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