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Heavy Metal War - The Ultimate Online Battle Between Good and Evil

Mission #348565:
Cage match


The Decepticons have won the mission.

# Transformer Level Final Condition Score    
1
  THEIR OWN ASS
  Team:   The Misaligned [RDD]
  Cdr:   Bumblevivisector
8 Injured
(69% health) 		17,652 xp 
€853 
 Sharkticon
2
  QuBits
  Team:   Autobot Search and Rescue Team 77
  Cdr:   ashe5k
8 Stasis lock
(0% health) 		13,504 xp 
€859 
 Space Shuttle
3
  Grope
  Team:   The Edge
  Cdr:   blokefish
5 Severely injured
(18% health) 		11,764 xp 
€646 
 Monster
4
  Grindfist
  Team:   Corsairs
  Cdr:   Dragonslayer
7 Injured
(71% health) 		2,148 xp 
€765 
 Monster
5
  Meathook
  Team:   Strike Force Corus
  Cdr:   Glyph
4 Stasis lock
(0% health) 		768 xp 
€144 

Mission log

  Action Status
00:08 QuBits hits Grindfist with a Extinguisher Rifle. Grindfist is slightly damaged (92% power remaining).
00:12 QuBits transforms into a Space Shuttle and strafes Grindfist. QuBits strafes Grope. QuBits strafes Grope. QuBits strafes THEIR OWN ASS. QuBits strafes THEIR OWN ASS. QuBits strafes THEIR OWN ASS. QuBits strafes Grope. QuBits strafes THEIR OWN ASS. QuBits strafes Grindfist. Grindfist is slightly damaged (78% power remaining). Grope is slightly damaged (88% power remaining). Grope is injured (74% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (94% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (87% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (78% power remaining). Grope is injured (62% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is injured (69% power remaining). Grindfist is injured (71% power remaining). Space Shuttle
00:14 Meathook misses THEIR OWN ASS with a Lightsaber.
00:19 Meathook hits Grope with a Lightsaber. Grope is damaged (38% power remaining).
00:25 Grindfist hits Meathook with a Drohung-Tipped Vermittlung. Meathook is damaged (39% power remaining).
00:28 THEIR OWN ASS hits QuBits with a Reaver-Wrecking Railgun. QuBits is injured (65% power remaining).
00:35 Grindfist transforms into a Tough Land Animal and rams Meathook. Meathook has gone into stasis lock! Monster
00:45 QuBits hits Grope with a Extinguisher Rifle. Grope is severely injured (18% power remaining).
00:49 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites QuBits. QuBits is damaged (33% power remaining). Sharkticon
00:55 THEIR OWN ASS misses QuBits with a Reaver-Wrecking Railgun.
00:58 Grope misses QuBits with a Fusion-Powered Photon Rifle.
01:03 Grope transforms into a Tough Land Animal and rams QuBits. QuBits is severely damaged (6% power remaining). Monster
01:08 Grope punches QuBits. QuBits has gone into stasis lock!

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