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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Dr. Arkeville is excited

Dr. Arkeville is excited
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120 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“Oooh I see mistletoe ….!”

Dec 16, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Frenzy wants a pony for Christmas ??”

Dec 9, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Oh yes!! I’ll bring the stuffing !!”

Nov 17, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Well it’s 5:00 somewhere isn’t it !?!?”

Nov 11, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Reminder: when the kids show up for trick-or-treats do NOT give them energon!”

Oct 27, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“You like my Bernie Sanders Halloween costume ? “

Oct 23, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Enough! Stop substituting crazy glue for my Preparation H !!”

Oct 20, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“So….do I punch a clock or what? Do I submit a time sheet?”

Oct 6, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Laserbeak bring me back my pants NOW !!”

Sep 25, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Starscream said Cy-Kill is 10 times the leader Megatron is!”

Sep 17, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Yes! Skywarp brought donuts !”

Sep 3, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Yay, another ‘Over the Hill’ reference on my birthday. Decepticons are so lame!”

Aug 25, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Phil Collins on the turntable again? YES! “

Aug 18, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“My son is going to Cybertron University and I’m so proud of him!!”

Aug 14, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Hasbro needs to release a figure of ME !”

Jul 31, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Why did it take me so long to discover K-Pop !?!”

Jul 11, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Starscream, enough with the Your Mom jokes!”

Jul 10, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“It’s Prime Day! Can’t wait to see the lame TF discounts on Amazon !”

Jul 9, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“My glove will protect me from exploding July 4th fireworks !”

Jul 3, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“It’s called “curbside pickup’ and it’s awesome !!”

Jun 30, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Yes, the grey makes me look more natural.”

Jun 27, 2025

Seibertron says:

Dr. Archeville: the only guy in G1 who looked at Megatron and thought, 'Yeah, this seems like a solid business partnership.

Jun 26, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Guess who needs to switch to decaf? This guy !!”

Jun 25, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Guess who’s taking a dump on company time? This guy!!”

Jun 10, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“I have lottery tickets for everyone!”

May 28, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Wait until I tell you Decepticons about Sanford & Son, you’ll love it !”

May 20, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“My G1 Megatron sold for $200 on eBay!”

May 14, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Please put me in the next movie !”

May 12, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Anyone seen my bottom dentures ?”

May 11, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Coffee makes you poop !”

May 10, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“I found the prize at the bottom of the Fruity Pebbles!”

May 5, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“I just put in my 2 weeks notice !!”

May 2, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Get to Church you heathens!”

May 1, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Is it too much to ask to have a urinal installed !!??”

Apr 29, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Please, PLEASE someone find me a date!”

Apr 25, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Galaga tournament, who’s in?”

Apr 25, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Why yes, I did steal Jay Leno’s jaw !”

Apr 23, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“My evil plan of spamming TEMU ads is underway! “

Apr 18, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“I’m going clubbing with Rumble tonight !!”

Apr 16, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“The Minecraft Movie is a blast !!”

Apr 11, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“My helmet is equipped with Wi-Fi !”

Apr 8, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Guess who’s getting a manicure today ??”

Mar 31, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Yes, more fiber please! It’s working! “

Mar 31, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Hey, who put energon in my protein shake? I love it !!”

Oct 25, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Starscream, give me back my other glove!”

Jun 8, 2023

trailbreaker says:

"Megatron put me in charge for the night !! "

Jun 29, 2017

Rainmaker says:

I finally went to Specsavers!

Jun 13, 2016

Towline says:

At last! At long last! I am the main villain of Michael Bay's Transformers: The Last Knight!

May 25, 2016

Nemesis Maximo says:

Yeah! Go my a favorite sports team! Score a goal-unit...basket...

May 5, 2016

DeathReviews says:

"I can save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Mar 25, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Bernie Sanders speaks.

Jan 31, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"Where are my pants !!??"

May 1, 2015

Bonerking says:

"Yes my coat has lapels and no cuffs... it worked for David Carradine in Kill Bill Part 2, it can work for me!!"

Mar 30, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"Just according to keikaku..."

Jan 15, 2015

Rainmaker says:

Yes! I finally beat the Candy Crush level I was stuck on!

Dec 26, 2014

kruiz220898 says:

Yes, Marty did it!! The DeLorean ain't so useless after all!!

May 24, 2013

spartanH85 says:

You don't understand!!! This stuff will give you a boner!!!

Apr 18, 2013

cusd220 says:

Dr. Arkeville:i did it... i just farted the burrito i just ate erlier!!!.

Apr 16, 2013

MarkNL says:

First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside! Oh, wait, that quote belongs to someone else...

Apr 4, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

cloths..??...yes finally a cure for nudity

Jan 6, 2013

megatron1322 says:

I grab an autobot! and i shake em!...and then...bang!bang!bang! foot up the tailpipe! bang!bang!bang!...that my pleasure...

Dec 31, 2012

Revenge of Bruticus says:

"If you want the car of your dreams, see yourself driving it. Grab the wheel. How does it handle? See yourself out on the open road."

Oct 25, 2012

malcontentman says:

Yes! Finally, Marty! The flux capacitor has reached a million gigwatts!!! Shame I had to lose a hand and a half a brain to get there though.

Oct 7, 2012

JaffleMaker says:

AHA! Myth busted! Very night for 30 years and I can still see clearly! However I guess the baldness and hairy palm myths are credible.... I guess this also explains my trendy glove folks.

Sep 18, 2012

Red_Sun says:

No! I am NOT Dr. Claw! i am Dr Arkeville, you stupid Inspector Gadget!

Sep 14, 2012

Ratbat says:

Hi, this is Casey Kasem. And in this episode of TRANSFORMERS, I play a mad scientist.

Sep 10, 2012

Swoopscream says:

I really have to stop accepting "mad scientist" accessories from my friends. It seems every time they're just another sex toy. I thought FISTOMATIC didn't sound like an evil weapon.

Sep 9, 2012

snavej says:

That nuclear explosion will teach them! No one mocks my head-mounted colander!

Sep 7, 2012

Sentinel Maximus says:

Thats it Bumblebee! Give it to Arcee right in the exhaust pipe!

Sep 3, 2012

datguy86 says:

Yes! I finally found three mafuggin Prime Vehicons at retail!

Sep 2, 2012

bludgeon1234 says:

YES! I MADE AN INVENTION THAT WILL BRING MY LABRADOR RETRIEVER BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!

Sep 1, 2012

bludgeon1234 says:

WHOO-HOO I WAS ON A SNEAK PEEK AT THE END OF A MOVIE AND MY PIZZA IS READY IT DOES NOT GET ANY BETTER!!!!

Sep 1, 2012

NTESHFT says:

Got the tickets for the Beiber concert.......now I do the pop lock dance move I've been working on

Sep 1, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Come at me bro!

Sep 1, 2012

Skullcrunchberries says:

Yes! After years of research, I've finally invented a pair of pants that's comfortable, fashionable AND evil!!

Sep 1, 2012

leviebaby says:

first the world the B%T^H%S

Aug 31, 2012

Zeedust says:

"Shonen Jump sent my Slifer! Let's get this thing on eBay!"

Aug 31, 2012

jewakhan14 says:

Am the great cornholio i need teepee! for my bunghole!

Aug 31, 2012

Geminii says:

"Wait, that wasn't funny at all..."

Aug 31, 2012

Samsonator says:

Heee's gonna say iiiit....
"We're gonna need another Timmy!"
Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!
(please tell me someone else remembers "Mr. Lizard" on the show "Dinosaurs")

Aug 31, 2012

GEEWUN says:

I'll get you Mega Man!!!

Aug 30, 2012

sunstreaker209 says:

I;ll get you Megaman!!!

Aug 30, 2012

TreyTable says:

I wonder if Starscream can smell my farts?

Aug 30, 2012

TransFunctional says:

"They laughed at me when I invented the automatic kidney-stone remover, but they'll see. THEY'LL SEE!"

Aug 30, 2012

phase says:

Proto Man, destroy him!

Aug 30, 2012

XDMan says:

GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 30, 2012

EXSkywarp says:

Proof that I really am evil...COME ON, PITSSBURGH! I'VE GOT $2 MILLION RIDING ON THIS PRESEASON GAME!

Aug 30, 2012

Red_Sun says:

Yes! Micheal Bay is making 4th Transformers movie. He also going make Ninja Turtles movie. Let's hope he is going to make My Little Pony movie too!

Aug 30, 2012

UltraMason says:

First ya hit em like this, then ya kick em in the balls

Aug 30, 2012

Sideswipe619 says:

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.
Arcee's sex tape is great

Aug 29, 2012

Sideswipe619 says:

Finally fall of cybertron is out

Aug 29, 2012

welcometothedarksyde says:

Yes! Level six "Mage" at last!

Aug 29, 2012

Lucius Prime says:

"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!! ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!"

Aug 29, 2012

Ryuki says:

I'll get you next time, GADGET !!!

Aug 29, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Few people know that before the accident that maimed his body and warped his mind to evil, Dr. Arkeville was a happy-go-lucky young man whom his mystery-solving friends called "Shaggy."

Aug 29, 2012

Red_Sun says:

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Aug 29, 2012

Sideswipe jr. says:

Oh Boy is this Great!

Aug 29, 2012

PrymeStriker says:

30! 20! 10! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

Aug 29, 2012

Ratbat says:

I'M 80 YEARS OLD!

Aug 29, 2012

darquechylde says:

IIIIII POOOOOOOOOOOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 29, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

YES! The next MLP episode is on!!!!!

Aug 28, 2012

agentcastle says:

no whammies, no whammies, no whammies,..... STOP!! awhhh damn it, i said *NO* whammies

Aug 28, 2012

Overloaded says:

I can not wait for doctor who season 7 on saturday

Aug 28, 2012

Ironhide/Starscream says:

Yes! This feels sooooo good. If ya know what i mean ;D

Aug 28, 2012

TulioDude says:

At last,i will destroy that Megaman!

Aug 28, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Dr, Arkeville celebrates his new role as public relations officer for the RNC Campaign.

Aug 28, 2012

paul053 says:

New costume? Yes!

Aug 28, 2012

Didicos says:

I had one metallic arm before it was cool, Mr Edward Erlic...

Aug 28, 2012

BeastProwl says:

IT IS DELICIOUS! YES! YES!

Aug 28, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Ermigehrd! Touchdown!!

Aug 28, 2012

Crosshairs says:

YES! YES!

Aug 28, 2012

Heckfire says:

"Why did my voice change after Octane went to Carbombia?"

Aug 28, 2012

gigazarak says:

Why didn't John Malkovich play me in Dark of the Moon?!

Aug 28, 2012

bstokes1 says:

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour you'll see some serious....

Aug 28, 2012

Evil_the_Nub says:

At last, I have taken over Hasbro! Now those fools will suffer my wrath of shoddy distribution and cancellation of figures. I love being evil, muahahahahahahahaha!

Aug 28, 2012

WolfSpider1979 says:

Giggedy! Arcee is going to give it to him good!

Aug 28, 2012

Optimus-Pie1 says:

COOKIE!!!!!!!

Aug 28, 2012

necr0blivion says:

Good news, everyone!

Aug 28, 2012

Trikeboy says:

Ha, I'm the only human character to get repainted so many times. Thank god for the Masterpiece line.

Aug 28, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Ha! Take that Burn!

Aug 28, 2012
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