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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd
80 comments
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80 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Bennington1234 says:

CNN News decides to hire Megatron as a news anchor.
Optimus Prime:Those human news networks hire anyone those days....

Jun 18, 2017

Optimum Supreme says:

The Max Headroom reboot is even worse than the new Ghostbusters.

May 14, 2016

o.supreme says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 30, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Hai

Jun 14, 2015

Evil Eye says:

"Hi, Gigatron here with Chrome-Eaze! For all your flaking chrome problems! 3 bottles only £19.99!"

Apr 21, 2015

cusd220 says:

i just ate a burrito for breakfast.!

Apr 16, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

and if elected i promiss you those people who make infomercial will pay!!! OHmy god how we will make them pay

Jan 13, 2013

Heres a Hint says:

and befor you say it yes i do relize the irony of me being on tv in order to diprive it

Dec 21, 2012

Heres a Hint says:

ive won ive won big brother yes the ultimate victory over the autobots

Dec 21, 2012

Zeedust says:

Megs Headroom

Oct 16, 2012

Swoopscream says:

Alright, alright. Now add 5, divide by 3 and multiply by 20... and the first number you are thinking of is... DAMN. I'm a sucky mentalist. I WILL DOMINATE YOU ALL!

Sep 10, 2012

EXSkywarp says:

I AM THE NEW POSTER BOY FOR ORBITZ GUM! YOU WILL OBEY ME!!!

Aug 30, 2012

BenderCrosby1 says:

At Aspen Dental, I got my Mega-smile back!

Aug 6, 2012

Towline says:

Humans. It is not enough that you buy my toy for $50.00 dollars. But you must build me a space bridge to no where.

Aug 5, 2012

Kanyon says:

It's just like, it's just like a, Mini. Mall.

Jul 17, 2012

trailbreaker says:

MAX HEADROOM LIVES !

Jul 3, 2012

willywoo99 says:

All right ladies! We have some great Predacons! Call now to have the ultimate date right now! One of these lucky....um...people I guess, COULD BE YOUR ULTIMATE DATE!!

Jun 13, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Heyeyeyeyeyeyeye, trololololololol!

May 29, 2012

Delicon says:

Yes, even though no one remembers it, R.I.D. was an actual TV series

May 21, 2012

Road Turtle says:

"...so you get the Shticky and the Little Shticky for $19.95; but if you call in the next 20 minutes, you can get the Big Shticky absolutely free! Call Now, or Be Destroyed!"

May 20, 2012

Road Turtle says:

"O.K., AGAIN. Both of your boats have a bomb, and both boats have the detonator for..."
Girl in pink hat, "But we're not on a boat!"
Megatron, "StaAAAArscrEEEam!"
Starscream, "I'm Not in R.I.D.!."

May 20, 2012

Rebirth Megatron says:

Now that I have gathered all of you humans here, I can fulfill the next stage of today's plans. HUMANS...look closely at my teeth, I feels something stuck in them but I can't seem to find it.

May 20, 2012

Hypershock says:

"Ahem, Is it on? Is it on?"

May 20, 2012

Rodimus Prime says:

Do I have something in my teeth...?

May 20, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"FUS RO DAH"

May 19, 2012

Grimlock64 says:

Megatron: Citizens of Earth, repeat after me: WEE WEEEEEE!!!

May 19, 2012

Decky123 says:

I have gathered you all here,, as I...um...have been to the....um...doctor and he like...how do I say this? Has asked me to contact everyone I have 'been' with in the last year...as I think you...um...might need to get yourself checked out?

May 19, 2012

Tateros says:

These people look normal!

Starscream, you idiot! I said to tap into the screen at Times Square not the one in the Shinjuku District! I knew I should have waited for Soundwave to start whipping these pigs into shape.

Cut the Transmission..er...Retrea

May 19, 2012

Tateros says:

Now hear me you American filth! From this point on you will stop stuffing your faces with everything that crosses your paths! Our Decepticon backs are killing us from hauling you around while we lie low in your world and we've had it up to...What the? The

May 19, 2012

DISCHARGE says:

Evolution of a Decepticon leader: Megatron --> Galvatron --> JUMBOTRON !!!

May 18, 2012

sharkticonspawner56 says:

HI MOM! I'M ON TV!

May 18, 2012

ALBERTICONS says:

WHAAAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??! Your archaics TV cameras add 10 pounds!!

May 18, 2012

rockman_fan says:

"robots in disguise" my foot

May 17, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Remember Max Headroom? He's back! In Predacon form!

May 17, 2012

Twitchythe3rd says:

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGIGA.
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*

May 17, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Crowd: "The big face on the screen... This is madness!"

Megatron: "Madness... THIS IS CYBERTRON!!!!!"

May 17, 2012

snavej says:

Megatron: I just wanted to make it clear to the whole world that I'm not gay. Transformers naturally have a wide range of different looks.

May 17, 2012

snavej says:

Man in crowd: Of course, in real life he's a lot bigger.

May 17, 2012

snavej says:

Crowd: Boo! Bring back George W. Bush!

May 17, 2012

snavej says:

Voiceover: After this experimental treatment, the teeth were white and cavity-free. However, the monsterism was severe and the psychological damage was incalculable.

May 17, 2012

snavej says:

The interruption to the soccer game on ITV caused the largest number of complaints to the network since the last soccer broadcasting disaster.

May 17, 2012

pWEN says:

Wow, Max Headroom did not age well.

May 17, 2012

Trikeboy says:

Hello I'm Tom Tucker. Tonight's top stories are.....

May 17, 2012

Zetatron says:

I demand tacos!!!

May 16, 2012

CircuitBreaker says:

Ah scrap, did someone forget to run the virus software again? Slagging windows 98!

May 16, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

"I goin ta Hollywood. I'm goin on da aeroplane."

May 16, 2012

JetOptimus23 says:

HAW HAW!

May 16, 2012

Twitchythe3rd says:

This show's been going downhill since season 3.

May 16, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

:
*snigger* Just wait until they see the rest of Megatron's college photos.

May 16, 2012

datguy86 says:

Attention Earthlings: This club cannot even handle me at this precise moment!

May 16, 2012

Ryuki says:

Megatron:today I'm going to conquer your world,MUAHAHA!!
(silence)
Megatron:what?,why nobody's panic yet?
Audience:for what? you said this everyday and at the end Optimus will save the day anyway!!

May 16, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

;
Megatron's orthodontia is a marvalous way to correct your dental problems.

We just blast the teeth from your mouth so you don't ever have to worry about them again!

May 15, 2012

Samsonator says:

I'm Dr. Rockzo, the Rock n Roll Clown! I do ka-ka-ka-cocaine!

May 15, 2012

OptiMagnus says:

And now back to our feature presenta-
(picture scrambles)
"DR. MEGATRONAPUS BLAAAAAH!!!!"

May 15, 2012

#Sideways# says:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME.

May 15, 2012

RoboTopia says:

...This recording will self-desruct in 10... 9... 8...

May 15, 2012

RoboTopia says:

I've gathered you all here to make an announcement: The Winner... Of America's Next top model... Is... Is...
( pause for commercial break )

May 15, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Smith! 6-0-7-9. Smith, W. Yes, you. Bend lower. You're not trying!

May 15, 2012

morphobots says:

"E Train now leaving on Track 13. Repeat: E Train now leaving . . . "

May 15, 2012

BeastProwl says:

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

May 15, 2012

SoundwaveLVL14 says:

Megatron: John Jones, you are the next contestant on "The Price Is Right" come on down!

May 15, 2012

paul053 says:

"What's this?"
"RID"
"Oh yeah! I heard that. It was a terrible show."

May 15, 2012

tekering says:

It was the grandest, most ostentatious home-video presentation ever seen at a trade show, yet it completely failed to secure a distributor for the "Robots in Disguise" Blu-ray release...

May 15, 2012

tekering says:

...Despite a painstakingly remastered, ultra-high definition transfer and 7.1 channels of discrete digital surround sound, the assembled guests unanimously concluded RiD was still unwatchable crap.

May 15, 2012

griftimus prime says:

SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!

May 15, 2012

Ryuki says:

MC: ladies and gentleman, we presents to you the live performace of lady Gagatron !!!

May 15, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Is that Megatron or Lady Gaga? I can't tell.

May 15, 2012

Ryuki says:

(continue...) GIGA sized TV with GIGA close up to announcing this to all of you, I hope that clear everything.

May 15, 2012

Ryuki says:

for all of you fleshlings that keep thinking I was Megatron. I want to clarify something today, I am GIGATRON... G-I-G-A-T-R-O-N.

I am completely superior from all that MEGATRON losers. I have more alt modes and I am more evil, I even hijacking this

May 15, 2012

Ryuki says:

MC: Welcome to BOTCON, everyone. Today we are guest starring... RID Megatroooonnnn !!!

Megatron: YYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS !....Oops !!, wrong Megatron line...

May 15, 2012

Ryuki says:

man, that new RID Megatron toy that being showed in Botcon panel sure got high detail. They even sculpted his teeth...

May 15, 2012

Heckfire says:

My head is so huge, IT IS BENDING THE ENTIRE TV CONSOLE! OBEY ME!

May 15, 2012

turbomagnus says:

Do not adjust your set. There is nothing wrong with your screen. We control the horizonal. We control the vertical...

May 15, 2012

Ravage XK says:

"Thank you Megatron for that interesting rendition of I Will Survive! If you want to register your vote for Megatron to win the X Factor here is the number you will need to call 555 555 555 02. Lines open at the end of the show, calls are charged at Half

May 15, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Megatron,"For the Last Time! I am Not the guy from 'Jeepers Creepers'!"

May 15, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Megatron,"Citizens of Earth! I am Megatron..."
Man w/ Blue Dots,"Aren't you a T-Rex?"
Man Gray Suit,"No! He's a Dragon."
Girl w/Pink Hat,"I thought he was a hand gun."
Man Blue Suit,"No, I'm pretty sure he's a tank."
"Race Car?"
"Helicopter?"
Megat

May 15, 2012

MarkNL says:

Today, I'm gonna rewiew the RID Megatron action figure. Let's begin with the coloring, I don't really like it. Oh... wait... I need a repaint...

May 15, 2012

MINDVVIPE says:

You! Yes, you! Girl with the pink hat! Get your fingers out of there!

May 15, 2012

Henry921 says:

People of Earth, I am Lur of the planet Omicron Persei 8. I DEMAND MCNEIL!

May 15, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

I will only call off the nuclear attack if you pay my ransom of...One billion,Gajillion,Fafillion,Trillion,Megatrillian Dollars. That is my threat,that is my demands...Good day.

May 15, 2012
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