The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd
80 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Bennington1234 says:
CNN News decides to hire Megatron as a news anchor.
Optimus Prime:Those human news networks hire anyone those days....
o.supreme says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Eye says:
"Hi, Gigatron here with Chrome-Eaze! For all your flaking chrome problems! 3 bottles only £19.99!"
omegasupreme69 says:
and if elected i promiss you those people who make infomercial will pay!!! OHmy god how we will make them pay
Heres a Hint says:
and befor you say it yes i do relize the irony of me being on tv in order to diprive it
Heres a Hint says:
ive won ive won big brother yes the ultimate victory over the autobots
Swoopscream says:
Alright, alright. Now add 5, divide by 3 and multiply by 20... and the first number you are thinking of is... DAMN. I'm a sucky mentalist. I WILL DOMINATE YOU ALL!
Towline says:
Humans. It is not enough that you buy my toy for $50.00 dollars. But you must build me a space bridge to no where.
willywoo99 says:
All right ladies! We have some great Predacons! Call now to have the ultimate date right now! One of these lucky....um...people I guess, COULD BE YOUR ULTIMATE DATE!!
Road Turtle says:
"...so you get the Shticky and the Little Shticky for $19.95; but if you call in the next 20 minutes, you can get the Big Shticky absolutely free! Call Now, or Be Destroyed!"
Road Turtle says:
"O.K., AGAIN. Both of your boats have a bomb, and both boats have the detonator for..."
Girl in pink hat, "But we're not on a boat!"
Megatron, "StaAAAArscrEEEam!"
Starscream, "I'm Not in R.I.D.!."
Rebirth Megatron says:
Now that I have gathered all of you humans here, I can fulfill the next stage of today's plans. HUMANS...look closely at my teeth, I feels something stuck in them but I can't seem to find it.
Decky123 says:
I have gathered you all here,, as I...um...have been to the....um...doctor and he like...how do I say this? Has asked me to contact everyone I have 'been' with in the last year...as I think you...um...might need to get yourself checked out?
Tateros says:
These people look normal!
Starscream, you idiot! I said to tap into the screen at Times Square not the one in the Shinjuku District! I knew I should have waited for Soundwave to start whipping these pigs into shape.
Cut the Transmission..er...Retrea
Tateros says:
Now hear me you American filth! From this point on you will stop stuffing your faces with everything that crosses your paths! Our Decepticon backs are killing us from hauling you around while we lie low in your world and we've had it up to...What the? The
DISCHARGE says:
Evolution of a Decepticon leader: Megatron --> Galvatron --> JUMBOTRON !!!
ALBERTICONS says:
WHAAAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??! Your archaics TV cameras add 10 pounds!!
#Sideways# says:
Crowd: "The big face on the screen... This is madness!"
Megatron: "Madness... THIS IS CYBERTRON!!!!!"
snavej says:
Megatron: I just wanted to make it clear to the whole world that I'm not gay. Transformers naturally have a wide range of different looks.
snavej says:
Voiceover: After this experimental treatment, the teeth were white and cavity-free. However, the monsterism was severe and the psychological damage was incalculable.
snavej says:
The interruption to the soccer game on ITV caused the largest number of complaints to the network since the last soccer broadcasting disaster.
CircuitBreaker says:
Ah scrap, did someone forget to run the virus software again? Slagging windows 98!
Godzillabot Primal says:
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*snigger* Just wait until they see the rest of Megatron's college photos.
datguy86 says:
Attention Earthlings: This club cannot even handle me at this precise moment!
Ryuki says:
Megatron:today I'm going to conquer your world,MUAHAHA!!
(silence)
Megatron:what?,why nobody's panic yet?
Audience:for what? you said this everyday and at the end Optimus will save the day anyway!!
Godzillabot Primal says:
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Megatron's orthodontia is a marvalous way to correct your dental problems.
We just blast the teeth from your mouth so you don't ever have to worry about them again!
OptiMagnus says:
And now back to our feature presenta-
(picture scrambles)
"DR. MEGATRONAPUS BLAAAAAH!!!!"
RoboTopia says:
I've gathered you all here to make an announcement: The Winner... Of America's Next top model... Is... Is...
( pause for commercial break )
Maestro Meister says:
Smith! 6-0-7-9. Smith, W. Yes, you. Bend lower. You're not trying!
SoundwaveLVL14 says:
Megatron: John Jones, you are the next contestant on "The Price Is Right" come on down!
tekering says:
It was the grandest, most ostentatious home-video presentation ever seen at a trade show, yet it completely failed to secure a distributor for the "Robots in Disguise" Blu-ray release...
tekering says:
...Despite a painstakingly remastered, ultra-high definition transfer and 7.1 channels of discrete digital surround sound, the assembled guests unanimously concluded RiD was still unwatchable crap.
Ryuki says:
MC: ladies and gentleman, we presents to you the live performace of lady Gagatron !!!
Ryuki says:
(continue...) GIGA sized TV with GIGA close up to announcing this to all of you, I hope that clear everything.
Ryuki says:
for all of you fleshlings that keep thinking I was Megatron. I want to clarify something today, I am GIGATRON... G-I-G-A-T-R-O-N.
I am completely superior from all that MEGATRON losers. I have more alt modes and I am more evil, I even hijacking this
Ryuki says:
MC: Welcome to BOTCON, everyone. Today we are guest starring... RID Megatroooonnnn !!!
Megatron: YYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS !....Oops !!, wrong Megatron line...
Ryuki says:
man, that new RID Megatron toy that being showed in Botcon panel sure got high detail. They even sculpted his teeth...
turbomagnus says:
Do not adjust your set. There is nothing wrong with your screen. We control the horizonal. We control the vertical...
Ravage XK says:
"Thank you Megatron for that interesting rendition of I Will Survive! If you want to register your vote for Megatron to win the X Factor here is the number you will need to call 555 555 555 02. Lines open at the end of the show, calls are charged at Half
Road Turtle says:
Megatron,"For the Last Time! I am Not the guy from 'Jeepers Creepers'!"
Road Turtle says:
Megatron,"Citizens of Earth! I am Megatron..."
Man w/ Blue Dots,"Aren't you a T-Rex?"
Man Gray Suit,"No! He's a Dragon."
Girl w/Pink Hat,"I thought he was a hand gun."
Man Blue Suit,"No, I'm pretty sure he's a tank."
"Race Car?"
"Helicopter?"
Megat
MarkNL says:
Today, I'm gonna rewiew the RID Megatron action figure. Let's begin with the coloring, I don't really like it. Oh... wait... I need a repaint...
Henry921 says:
People of Earth, I am Lur of the planet Omicron Persei 8. I DEMAND MCNEIL!
MasterSoundBlaster says:
I will only call off the nuclear attack if you pay my ransom of...One billion,Gajillion,Fafillion,Trillion,Megatrillian Dollars. That is my threat,that is my demands...Good day.
