The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head
158 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
OP - "Where is it, where is it, where is it! WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!!!"
Kanyon says:
Prime has Megatorn up! Oh my gawd! This is a slobberknocker folks! Vintage Prime with the Primus slam on Megatron!
trailbreaker says:
"Let's do this quickly, I don't want the other Autobots to see me practicing ballet with you."
Silver Snake says:
Welcome to the jungle, Mega-Glitch! That's right, baby! You're in Optimus Prime's town now!
jack270606 says:
'CLACK' Thats it Optimus ohhh, my back has been killing me, I can't thank you enough
popo5 says:
Optimus says, "This is how i get my robo workout. Carrying Megatron over my head."
popo5 says:
Megatron is Mega-slammed! Optimus is Auto-brutal! This how robots get their work-out, or should he sing "I'm Sexy and I Know It".
Evil Eye says:
Optimus: "I am the MACHO MECH! OOOOOHHHH YEAH!"
Megatron: Prime, you're drunk, you are NOT Randy Savage, and PUT ME DOWN!
dirtysock47 says:
Thats the last time ill listen to a greek god thats 4 u zeus now how do i put him down
NTESHFT says:
*I've had the time of my life...never felt this way before..................*
-That's for you Swayze.
DreadstarCybph says:
Yup, you need a colon cleanse Megatron. No wonder you're so cranky!
optimusprimeswife says:
Optimus Prime: look ladies, i can bench 1,000 pounds of megatron.
Megatron: put me down you dork!!!
MasterSoundBlaster says:
I too was a decepticon warlord,then I took an Optimus to the knee
optimusprimeswife says:
optimus: (searching with a panic look) oh no! i lost my phone again!!! that was my last one!
optimusprimeswife says:
OPTIMUS PRIME: I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, MEGATRON!!!!
MEGATRON: OH SHIT!!! I AM DEAD NOW!
Jack Hallows says:
"gurl look'it that body, gurl look'it that body, gurl look'it that body.. i work ouuuttt"
Heckfire says:
The Iacon Ballet Company's performance of "Tron Lake" is met with rave reviews.
OzziePrime says:
YES! A G1 Megatron! Now my collection is complete! Now where's my inhaler.....
alekesam says:
"This always happens when you drink too much energon, Megatron...If you could fit in my trailer it'd be one thing but to have to carry you all the way to Iacon is pushing it."
dinogeist says:
I've been holding this thing for a week. C'mon guys,please put the next caption pic up,So I can give my arms a rest.
AnnaChristine says:
Prime tosses Megatron off.....
... nope. I'm not recovering myself from that. :P
maroyasha says:
Megatron: Let go of me!!
Optimus: Where's the nearest cliff?
Optimus' arm snaps
Optimus: Megs, you really gotta lay off the energon goodies
Megatron: Who you calling fat?!
Vic says:
You don't get grill abs and window pecs by lifting minicons! Gotta bench them Megatrons!
Brinakron says:
Megatron, who forgot his manners, then suffered the wrath of Prime, who had a reputation as an excellent tea-party thrower to uphold.
Anodythe says:
Look Megs, when I say you have no panty line, I mean you have no panty line!
CircuitBreaker says:
"SLAG IT PRIME! You aren't a headmaster, and I'm not a nebulon!"
"We could always pretend."
cesartron says:
After nailing that triple lutz, Optimus Prime and Megatron knew they'd win the energon-skating gold. Too bad that Quintesson Judge from France had other plans...
sluman says:
*african chants*
"the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiife....."
*transformers cheering*
Brinakron says:
Optimus: So, since in the new movies Megatron turns into a plane, by doing this I should be able to hangglide, right?
Zetatron says:
Too late, Prime realizes the pitfall of having a life size Megatron statue: Trying to get it on his display shelf.
Ravage XK says:
Optimus and Megatron practice their lifts for the next series of Dancing with the Stars.
badjimmy76 says:
Instead of breaking you into many die cast pieces I'm just gonna put you down and go home, I'm sure I wont regret it for the next 30+ years in a variety of different media.
gdawg8569 says:
O. PRIME: Don't worry Megatron, Michael (Bay) said he would fill the background with thousands of explosions that went like, GRAAA, SHBOOOOM, AND SHRAAAAW!!"
MEGATRON: I just hate working in front of green screens ALL the time!
Hippotron says:
This Decepticon is for the jabroni. I beat the f*ck out of this Megatron and suplex his ass make him humble.
phoenix8320 says:
Optimus: I Can't believe i got $200 for this knockoff , there's just too many suckers on ebay
USDA Prime says:
Ending the debate once and for all, Optimus proves he's not a monkey by tossing Megatron, pounding his chest and hurling his own feces.
USDA Prime says:
Hasbro would always regret cancelling their interpretation of Swan Lake.
HelixPrime says:
There can be only one! Ha ha Just fooling with you Megs old buddy your going to be recycled.
ninjascythe79 says:
You're just a toy megatron!Right here it says hasbro copyright 1984.
Poyguimogul says:
I always found this issue of Batman to be a bit traumatic as a child. The red guy is Bane right?
bdougwrx says:
OP: That's it Megatron, I've had enough of all your 'arrow to the knee' post on Youtube!
snavej says:
Optimus: Anyone thinking of making a joke using the word 'tossing' will be seriously killed. I'm not effing joking, people!
snavej says:
This was the perfect time for Megatron to drop a doody. Optimus never fully recovered.
snavej says:
During the riots of August 2011, this red individual was a central figure, committing multiple acts of violence, arson and robbery. He hid his identity behind a steel mask. Do you know who he is? If so, contact the Metropolitan Police at New Scotland Y
snavej says:
Megatron: Can we cut? My cannon just turned white for no apparent reason!
Optimus: What a drama queen!
Mechalemmiwinks says:
"Okay, so this should move this way ... but it doesn't. What? What do you mean 'Action Masters don't transform'? Who would buy this? Who is this marketed to?"
Another Fan says:
Optimus: "Aw maaan! BBTS sold me a life-size Transformer with a paint scratch!"
Another Fan says:
Groomsman to Groom: "Your future wife will kill you if you pick that as your wedding cake topper... By the way, she's Megatron, right?"
Another Fan says:
Megatron: "You're not doing it right. That's not how you let someone ride on your shoulders. I don't want to play anymore."
Another Fan says:
Rrroooaarrr!! ... heh, heh. I can't believe that lifting this mannequin actually scared Starscream away.
SKYWARPED_128 says:
After winning a ten-hour battle of Tekken against Megatron, Prime celebrates by reenacting the scene where Kazuya throws his dad into a volcano.
Maestro Meister says:
Megatron: "You want a piece of me? You want a piece?"
Optimus Prime avenges Jazz.
RoboTopia says:
I sacrifice This 'Virgin' To The gods of the Volcano! Into The Fire, you go!
Zordon says:
The animation errors in G1 cartoon got worse as the series progressed and the studio had to put out unfinished episodes, in this still optimus is supposed to be hanging from a girder but the animators only had time to use a stock drawing of megatron
Delta Supreme says:
Coming to a store near you: PowerSLAM Optimus Prime with Military Press lift action...
morphobots says:
Megatron: "Are you sure this will help my back?"
Optimus: "I guarantee you won't feel anything after this."
Grahf_ says:
Prime: "I will break you."
Megatron : No prime, you're not Bane and I'm not Batman!
Godzillabot Primal says:
Optimus expresses his rage that he isn't in this years Botcon boxset, ousted by Magnus again
snavej says:
Megatron: Why are you trying to kill me?
Optimus: It's nothing personal. I'm just very angry about SOPA and PIPA.
Megatron: Ooh, topical for Jan. 2012!
Red 50 says:
Optimus: "I told you once I told you a thousand times: LEAVE ELITA ALONE! She's MY GIRL!"
Megatron: "Isn't dating her the right of all sentient beings, Prime?"
Optimus: "Why you...!"
Red 50 says:
Optimus: "One shall stand and YOU will go swimming!"
Megatron: "Oh SLAA-"(splash)
dinogeist says:
I've been watching those retro WWF Shows & saw the "Ultimate Warrior" try this move,so I figured I'd try it in my next battle with megatron.
Blackstreak says:
Optimus Prime: "Always wanted to practice this move I saw on WWE Raw!"
Bumblevivisector says:
See? "Subspace Mass-Displacement" is a buncha' beryllium baloney! Megatron only weighs as much as an ordinary pistol! Now get Perceptor and Blaster over here so I can juggle!
Bumblevivisector says:
A little-known Easter Egg on the 20th Anniversary special edition of Pumping Iron.
