The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus surprised by what Sari said
82 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Evil Eye says:
"What do you mean, we're all characters in a cartoon made to sell small plastic toys?"
Prime Target says:
Prime finds out where babies come from and then the universe imploded
Skyspeed says:
Optimus: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes...
Arcee1tfp says:
Optimus: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY!!!
Sari: Two girls One cup!
Optimus" WHAT IN THE WORLD........OH OH OH MY GOD SARI!!!!!! WHAT A MOUTH!!!
(sari runs to Bee laughing)
Oncoming Storm says:
Sari says: "Lucas just sold-out Everything He had to 'Disney'...And WE may be NEXT to be bought by them!?!!"
PRIME: Just stands there looking 'shocked' with disbelief!!
Revenge of Bruticus says:
(Sari Whispers) "Now tell her that her neck smells of the finest synthetic oils."
malcontentman says:
What's wrong Optimus?... I thought you would be happy that I gave that Matrix thingy away. It was really old and weird looking.
Swoopscream says:
Wait a minute... Your father told you he made love to A TOASTER-BOT? And THAT'S why you're technorganic? Come on... EVERYBODY knows only refrigerator-bots have uteri, and your father is full of it.
WolfSpider1979 says:
You're saying that this REALLY an animated series? My whole life has been a lie...
bludgeon1234 says:
sari: hey u know who,s ugly prime: who? sari: nanosec! prime: u got that right nanosec: hey!
Sideswipe619 says:
Sari: I invited black airachnia to dinner with you
Optimus: say whaaaaaaaattttttt
Sentinel Maximus says:
Sari: ,...and so Ratchet says 'Rectum, damn near killed him.'
Optimus: Im sorry Sari, but that joke is way too dirty for someone your age to be telling.
snavej says:
Sometimes, it was hard to resist the urge to swing in the trees and eat bananas.
snavej says:
It was grim news. 2.5 million Autobots had been killed recently - by potatoes stuck up their exhaust pipes.
Optimus didn't know what to do until Sari suggested potato blight.
snavej says:
Sari: Have you ever been on Twitter?
Optimus: I am Twitter.
Sari: You kid.
Optimus: I am also greenspottedpuppies.com.
Sari: Someone reboot Optimus - he's broken!
snavej says:
Sari: Why is your chin so big?
Optimus: Too much butter.
Sari: I need a bigger chin. Could you give me some butter?
Optimus: I'll trade you for some guns.
Sari: What's up with you today?
Optimus: Just downloaded an economics textbook. Fre
Arcee Fembot says:
Optimus: Why are that human staring at my waist
Sari: Um...You motor is showing Optimus
*He freaks*
snavej says:
Optimus was shocked to hear how much Sari spent on hair dye every week, when other children were starving on the street.
snavej says:
Sari: What are those things on the sides of your head?
Optimus: Modified salad tongs: don't tell anyone. They're just for looks, really.
snavej says:
Sari: Are you alright?
Optimus: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Sari: That's enough Futurama for you!
snavej says:
Sari: You just carried a hundred new moms in your trailer. Does that make you...?
Optimus: Yes, I'm an absolute, total, complete mothertrucker!
snavej says:
Sari: Wait a minute, are you Sheldon Cooper?
Optimus: No.
Sari: Oh.
Optimus: BAZINGA!
[Big Bang Theory joke]
EXSkywarp says:
Sari: Uh, Prime...dude...you KNOW Black Arachnia has a spread in Playbot Magazine, right?
Prime: Sweet Mother of PRIMUS!
Gonshyk says:
OP: Sari, tell me honestly, am I a bad example for the Bumblebee? I will not survive if it is true!
turbomagnus says:
Sari: Aren't you supposed to wear a faceplate?
Optimus (near tears): But I don't wanna wear the faceplate, Sari...
Bumblevivisector says:
"Medabots: Roll-battle!"
"Wait, Blitzwing IS Japanese?" (See Youtube)
lonrac says:
so I overheard the Hasbro Exec's talking, and your not going to believe your next crossover line- optimus pony.
Trikeboy says:
Sari: Hey Optimus, they are using this picture of us for a second time. Why are they picking on us?
Optimus: ......
