The Ultimate Caption Contest
Spike listening to headphones
96 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Vapor-03 says:
France just announced their first-ever "World's loudest Fart" contest to be held in Paris on May 1st thru the 3rd. 1st place gets a lifetime supply of croissants and red berets. I wanna enter in that contest.
DedicatedGhostArt says:
Sparkplug: ARE YOU WATCHING PORN??? Spike: No Dad! It's a science video!
shockwave_inoz says:
Spike: 'Hey Dad - you wanna hear some DEATH METAL'?? Sparkplug: 'How about... no.' Spike: 'WHAT'??!
trailbreaker says:
Sparkplug - "Are you still listening to gangsta rap?"
Spike - "I sure am, you #%€££€#% !!!!"
Rainmaker says:
Spike: I like this song! What it is?
Sparkplug: 'Baby' by Justin Bieber.
Swoopscream says:
Dad, can we listen to the tape of you and mom making me ONE MORE TIME?
Tripredacus says:
No dad, "To serve man" is a cookbook, let's go before the Autobots come back!
Evil Eye says:
Son, if I catch you on that femmebots-in-uniform site again...um...could you send me a link?
Optimus Eddie says:
No, that was another critic bashing the movie again. I heard wrong,sory.
altramaxus says:
dad, they just announced on the radio that 30ft robots have invaded the earth......
Ratbat says:
Oh, hi Dad! Hi, Autobots! I was just listening to one of my Def Leppard cassettes.
Blazefrost says:
Spike: What I've done. I'll face myself, to cross out what I've be-come. Erase myself, and led go of what I've doooooooooooooooone. oh, hi dad!
Transformation619 says:
Spike:Hmm (looks around) Hehehe,(SINGS) 1...2...3 and The autobots fight the decepticons and the autobots suck and.....decepticons....RULE! Coz the autobots are infirior and....
Bumblebee: Wtf? Autobots suck? I'm telling prime!
Spike: No, guys, c&#
Abominus_prime says:
Spike: "hey Dad there's like big Giant robots all around us"
Sparkplug: "Son for the last time hand over the drugs! "
ravensoul1 says:
Spike:
"Oh my god dad, if you spin this record backwards, you can hear a message saying I should pledge myself to satan".
Sparkplug:
"Don't worry son, Michael Bay won't be here till 3pm".
Deceptiwho? says:
But dad I love Michael Jackson, he was so nice to me when I went to his house!
hot rod 907 says:
YO, TELL ME WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, I'LL TELL YAH WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, I WANNA, I WAN- Oh, hi dad.
Unknown says:
HEY DAD, IM LISTENING TO THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE SOUNDTRACK!
not in front of brawn!
trailbreaker says:
SPIKE - "Hey Dad, I get better reception if I plug it into Bumblebee's caboose!"
BUMBLEBEE - "Anything for you Spike!"
trailbreaker says:
"Hey Dad, even these headphones can't make Dane Cook's jokes funny! The guy just sucks!"
ChevyTron says:
Dad: I think that music is gonna make you deaf.
Spike: WHAT?
Bumblebee: HE SAID THE MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU DEAF?
Spike: What music? I can't hear a daggone thing.
snavej says:
Spike: It's Bay! He says he's going to do something to my childhood!
Sparkplug: Huh? That don't make no sense. Is he some kinda Time Lord?
snavej says:
Sparkplug: Don't call my vest a 'wife-beater', son. It's a cotton singlet.
snavej says:
Spike: Dad, you've just been recalled to the Village People! Have you still got your 'hot body'?
Sparkplug: Umm...
Dragon1130 says:
Spike: hey guys listen to this *turns on main speakers
Megatron*from headphone/unseen speakers*: Oh Starscream yeah, you can sleep in stasis pod anyday.
Bumblebee:...I dont know whats worse, this, or Michael bay turning me into a beat up sports car.
Roadshadow says:
Spike: Check it! I'm gonna be a DJ someday.
Sparkplug: Pfft. Yeah right.
Brawn: *Secretly dry humps Sparkplug*
Death-Ray Charles says:
Spike:Ha! there IS a cowbell in "Dont Fear the Reaper" I TOLLDDD YYYYOOOUUU!!!
Abrupt Departure says:
Ha, I told you that the Decepticons were watching Robotech and not the Smurfs!
Acelister says:
Windcharger: "Is that a... Camera filming us?"
Bumblebee: "You know, I think it is..."
TransX says:
"And then, Mike, I would have Sam say, 'It's a robot that's probably Japanese...or something like that.' And then I would have Sam hold her hand or have Mikaela take hold of his hand...and then...Oh! Hey guys! This time warp ge
Dragonoth says:
Spike: "Now from Radio Free Cybrtron, part 3 of Transformers: The Movie. After the battle at Autobot City…" *pause* "Hey, guys, what's up?"
hellveticon_06 says:
SPIKE: dad, i told yah, this is cool!!!
SPARKPLUG: son, jazz is just enough for us...
WINDCHARGER: tell him if he does'nt stop, i'll finish him off myself...
BUMBLEEBEE: same here...
BRAWN: aye...
SPIKE: b-but, but...
SPARKPLUG: you
TransX says:
Spike: Dad, you were right! Arcee IS sneaking over to see Thundercracker! No wonder she's been referring to him as 'Boom Boom' lately!
Ironman21 says:
Hey dad sorry I didn't mean to sing so load but when your listening to cheap trick you just have to sing
megatrina says:
Hey, guys! You've got to hear this awesome new translation of "Beowulf"!
ninjabot says:
Sparkplug: Why is Soundwave in our headquarters???!!!
Spike: Aww Man, I thought I had the hookup, no wonder I only get one station!!!
Roux says:
Spike: Windcharger, why are you crying?
Windcharger: I'm not, it's my clown makup!
bullard0924 says:
Spike: Guys hurry up! Jenna Jameson is on the Howard Stern show again!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Sparkplug, "Son we need to talk to you, this listening to rap music, has gone too far."
Spike, "Yo you bes be step'n off, OT or I'll drop your fast one of these hood orniments might wanna transform hiself to a hearse for you w
ButtZilla says:
Man, you can hear all the complaints from the fans saying how ugly you guys are in the life action movie.
TransX says:
Spike: "And in this movie, there's a cute girl who keeps talking about band camp and a guy who 'does it' to a pie and another guy who 'does it' with someone's mother and then there's this cute girl who loves band c
TransX says:
You were right dad! The score for the movie in 2007 sounds MUCH better than the soundtrack. I can't wait to go see this with Carly! But I'll have to tell Daniel NO on the soundtrack. Limp Bizkit? What is that? Bread with erectile dysfuncti
Rolling Thunder says:
Spike: "Dear god, this can't seriously be the theme song to the new movie can it?
Sparkplug: "There there son, if you think that's bad you should listen to the rest of the soundtrack. Blaster won't even go near it..."
1337W422102 says:
Spike relayed the coded message to the Autobots and his father. Optimus Prime was all right:
"WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY, AIN'T HE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!"
Angelbot says:
Ironhide, next time you're on Cybertron Chromia has a list of errands she'd like you to run.
Road Turtle says:
Spike, "It's 'Karma Chameleon' by Culture Club! Boy George totally rocks!"
mechislander says:
"And up next we have 5, no, 3 new tunes, comin atcha courtesy of.... oh waitaminit what's up dad?"
"Son, I think it's time you accepted the fact that you're NOT a DJ but an oil rig mechanic. And it's time to go to work.
Genius2327 says:
Spike:if you're here Bumble Bee, then who is talking dirty to me through these headphones?
Spike:Plus Mom called Dad, she wants her alimony.
Thanatos Prime says:
Sparkplug: Spike, those aren't plugged in. You aren't listening to anyhting...
Ironhide: Such a retardicon...
Boomstick69 says:
Sparkplug
What you listening to Spike?
Spike
Oh hi dad, I found another tape plyer outside, it's rad!
Bumblebee
Hey Soundwave!
Soundwave
S'up
Boomstick69 says:
When you whatch porn, make sure you can hear others sneeking up behind you. Now Spike knows and knowing is half the battle.
Zeedust says:
Spike: "Ladies and gentlemen... The Volkswagon Beatles!"
Bumblebee: "I could crush your skull with one hand, you know. Just saying, is all."
Angelbot says:
Hey Powerglide! Moonracer found out about Astoria and she's hopping mad!
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Spike: Get it off it burns!!!
Ultra Markus says:
Spike...Hey Spike!
Uh.. ya dad
Me and the autobots want to talk to you about your obsession with hair metal.
What do you mean? ... Jazz and Blaster let borrow there gold disc albums.
lockepsb says:
Spike: Hey dad... the critics are saying that Michael Bay's movie is an Abortion and the fans won't be happy.
reanimate28 says:
spike: in 2 seconds I am gonna rip these headphones off and gnaw on the big hairy chewy gumball nipples you have hiding under your shirt dad... and I want all these minibots to watch.
sparkplug: you see bumblebee this is why spikes mother left home, spik
Liege Evilmus says:
No dad I wasn't looking at that on the computer with the door locked wrong and these headphones on so noone could hear what.....
....what BumbleBee was looking at, yeah, it was Bumble Bee, I just walked in here and picked it up, and HEY!?!
chugeta says:
Great news dad!! Teletran I confirmed it!! Your going to be a grandfather!!
lamartherevenger says:
I don't care what you think dad... Paris Hilton's CD is the greaetest ever!!!
Angelbot says:
Ugh! Listening to Jazz and Blaster audition for Transformers: The Musical is just painful!
† Sunstorm says:
Spike: "anybody seen white noise?"
BB: "no, so?"
Spike: "cause i can hear prime!"
Sherade says:
"Son, it's time to talk about protection"
"Already there! Headphones filter out damaging noises!"
"that isn't what I meant."
"WHAT?"
ThunderThruster says:
sparkplug: i'm very dissappointed with with spike, i walk in and catch you using a telegraph instead of teletran1!
GrimSqueaker says:
Spike-"Good Morning Veitnam! I am joined in the studio today by the Minibots- My first question goes to bumblebee, so which one of u is the homosexual?"
Ericus Prime says:
Hey guys? I just heard Starscream singing in the shower! Man, he's terrible!
Sky Shark says:
Hey guys I'm gonna be casted in the next Transformers movie yay! Now to go get back Bumblebee from that Sam kid, he should know he's mine!
Dclone Soundwave says:
I tapped into Teletraan's radar & radio system! You wouldn't believ the things the girls talk about!
Powersurge says:
I'm just listening to Ryan apologising for leaving that other UCC pic up so long.
