The "real" Optimus Prime

Optimum Supreme says:

Yeah it's big, but is it articulated?

Rainmaker says:

Optimus: I am the real Optimus Prime!
Ironhide: Yeah right, come on Ratchet. We gotta find Optimus Prime.
Optimus: Ironhide! Wait!

Zeedust says:

That's the second-biggest knockoff I've ever seen!

Evil Eye says:

Not much worse than the original toy!

Lucius Prime says:

OP: "Olll... cn...."
Dorothy: "What did he say?"
OP:"ooooollll... cnnnnn..."
Dorothy: "Boiled Spam?!"
OP: "OOOOOLL CNNNNNN!"
Scarecrow: "Spoiled Ham, perhaps?"
OP: "I FRIKIN SAID FRIKIN OIL CAN! SERIOUSLY?! YOU'RE THAT STUPID?!.....HUMANS!"

#Sideways# says:

And thus, Blockymus Prime was born.

moonie says:

i have the same articulation like the toy-- only real-er!

Deceptiwho? says:

Magnus: The undertaker did a very good job with prime..

Rodimus: Yea but he just doesnt look right! I think they shoulda gave him a coat of wax..

Taiya001 says:

Prime in response to craftsmanship
PRIME" WTF DID THEY DO TO ME???? I AM MUCH SHINIER..

ACStarscream says:

"...take ... me ... to ... your ... lea-der..."

ACStarscream says:

"And if you walk behind him, you'll see this wind-up key. Just give it a few turns and...."

ACStarscream says:

Optimus Prime: the Mini-con Edition.

Angelbot says:

(sigh) I miss Elita.

ChevyTron says:

A transport, we're saved! OVER HERE!

Ironman21 says:

my joints have rusted can't move can't move HELP HELP ME

Swerve says:

Instead of hiring security guards, this small oil refinery thought they could ward off trespassers with their Optimus Prime.

Alex87 says:

---- this one is terrible desingn, but i would lovd to have it in my collection hahaha

hot rod 907 says:

WELL IF I ONLY HAVE ONE POINT OF ARTICULATION YOU MIGHT AS WELL TELL ME WHAT IT IS! Realy? WOW! Thanks! I rea...WAIT, WHAT GOOD IS THAT IF ICAN'T MOVE MY ARRMS!?!

hot rod 907 says:

must... find... toilet.

Anonymous says:

must... reach... candy bar... cant... move...!!!

Marsekay says:

what do you mean i only have 4 points of articulation?

Tiedye says:

{Prime talking to Autobots around table}
[Prime]- Remember when we were kids and we used to play at the old oil factory?
{Flashback}
[Magnus] Green light!.....Red Light! HA HA Prime go back! BOY YOU SUCK BIG TIME HA HA HA
{Prime then punches Magnus in

medleystudios72 says:

Peter Cullen shows up at Michael Bay's set.

Michael: Um, Pete, you're just doing the voice-over in post. We won't need you for a few more months. ANd you can just come in regular street clothes...

Peter: Oh...

Mad_Mexicoy says:

What the F*CK are you looking at??

Backspace says:

Optimus Prime: I look better in T.V...!! Now here you call it realistic..?!! Eeeeewww.......

SilentBlaster says:

Optimus Prime is waiting for Megatron to get him some Burger King, but little does Prime know Megatrons not really gonna get it.

snavej says:

Come! Ride my Water Slide Park of Death! NAHAHAHAHAHA!

TeleTran2005 says:

In another 250 days, they will finally let me go.

Stormrider says:

Come on Bay - why won't you just use me in your movie?

HardHead says:

Suprisingly enough, Megatron's latest scheme: a compound designed to freeze up the servos of other transformers was surprisingly effective for a change. Even Optimus Prime was caught out by the simple fact that one of Megatron's plans actually W

Brooke says:

OP:Crap...I've been standing here so long my butt is starting to rust! When are they going to take this caption down already?!

snavej says:

My abs grill is really good but someone's drain is going to be totally clogged with leaves come next fall.

dismembled says:

*Waits patiently* Is this ever gonna change? Someone please do something! *Starts to pull hair out and throw items around house* ARGH!

lordmegatron44 says:

autobots transform and roll out to kick some decepticon tail

snavej says:

I have arrows on my arms to remind me where my hands are.

Thanatos Prime says:

It feels as if I've been standing here since 1984!!

Broadside says:

The day Optimus upgraded to Cardboardium Alloy armor was a terrible set-back for the Autobot battlefront.

snavej says:

My lumps
My lumps
My lovely lady bumps

snavej says:

By hanging out in an industrial wasteland, Optimus was safe from computer game-related moral dilemmas and deaths (1980's style).

snavej says:

Why do I have white trousers when I am in so many terrifying situations? It can be so embarrassing sometimes! They call me Brownstreak.

Fussion says:

This might be a tie for the longest posted "Caption Contest" right behind the Reflector one that was here for 5 or 6 weeks

kataridragon says:

ive been out here for soooooo long I think my paint is beginning to get sun bleached. Ultra Magnus is gonna be pissed when he finds out I have his style.

dismembled says:

My gosh! Is this ever going to change... What's it been now? 5 weeks, maybe 6? *Yawns* The least they could have done was put a half decent Transformer up...

Silver Wind says:

OP: (thinking) I'm so tired... When is Seibertron going to let me lay down? *yawns and then winces as his joints squeak*

Brooke says:

Because of all the pressure in Hollywood, Optimus Prime has gone anorexic. Here we see him doing butt crunches.
OP: And one and two and three and.......

Road Turtle says:

Optimus, "Um, excuse me, yeah, uh, you didn't happen to see a grey trailer around here did you? No? It opens up, and there's an automated gun turret that pops up and blows everything away; and it comes with a cute little grey scout car tha

Road Turtle says:

Optimus, "Who's Ginrai? Is he suppose to be some kind of God or something? And what's with his guts being on fire, can't someone just put him out? I mean really, I don't get it!"

zeroomegazx says:

.... looks like someone switched to duracell...

Road Turtle says:

Just released, MP5 Immaculate Uber Convoy, this time at 1:1 life size scale! Stay tuned though, in six months Takara will release MP6 Perfect Immaculate Uber Convoy, with Trailer! Then after that, MP7 God-Like Flawless Shiny Perfect Immaculate Uber Conv

Road Turtle says:

After discontinuing the successful World's Smallest Transformers, Takara soon released the ill-fated World's Largest Transformers. Needless to say, Takara was forced to recall the toy line when it was found that the figures would fall over and c

Road Turtle says:

From the Island of Misfit Toys, a giant toy robot that turns into life size semi truck!

Bently Bear says:

Alright, who glued my boots together? Jazz! Bumblebee!!!

Familyguy1997 says:

The Autobots were seen today playing the worst game of hide and seek ever.

Familyguy1997 says:

My new job at the car factory sucks.

Wolfguard says:

Megatron's weapon, the "Time Freezer," appears to be working perfectly.

Halo2addict says:

CNC Part 2: Haunted?
Some of the local teens have gone exploring there, all have lost friends. They told me that Autobot City is haunted by the "ghosts" of the every Autobot and Decepticon who died there. According to some, it happens once ever

Halo2addict says:

"CNC Story Part 1: The Remanes of Autobot City"

After the death of Optimus Prime, the humans created a shrine to the great leader of the Autobots inside the remains of Autobot City.

Road Turtle says:

"Transformers, less than meets the eyes..."

Black Arachnis says:

"NOOOOO!!!NOT ANOTHER WEEK!!!"

DeathCaller says:

Optimus: *thinking* Megatron's going to steal the energy... Megatron's going to steal the energy... Must protect...Must... not move...GAH!! Primus!! My skip plate itches!!

Flame3230 says:

Jetfire runs up
Optimus: Jetfire! Thank goodness you're here, I ran out of energon weeks ago, can you go get me some more.
Jetfire: Nope, Ihave a better idea.
Jetfire opens Optimus's chest and grabs the Matrix, then attempts to put it in his

kingmenasore says:

danger will robinson

PrimulArchangel says:

" CAN I GO HOME NOW ? "

Montar says:

This is Michael Bay's fault. I've been reduced to a oil pump.

Black Arachnis says:

ah come on! let me go already, I`m starting to rust in places I can`t mention here!

Hastur says:

I'm looking for the bones of Freddy Krueger. I hear he's been a baaad boy! I'll straighten him out! Maybe he will join the Autobot faction! We could use a set of kitchen knives.... wheeljack keeps butchering the viel cutlets all the tim

PhotoM25 says:

Finally! After bugging and bugging the Director for weeks and weeks. He finally got home and answers his phone at 3 a.m. He said for me to go to this factory and wait. Well I'm here and its been 5 weeks. But oh well they have to use me what else

ninjabot says:

Prime: Is this where I get my free oil change and waxing???

ninjabot says:

Prime: This will make a fine grave for Megatron!!!!

snavej says:

Told ya!

snavej says:

If I stand here long enough, they'll completely run out of silly comments to post on this competition. They don't have a 1000-pound brain like me!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jesus Christ what am I the Tinman of Oz?

I've been standing here for ages.

Will ONE of you mokes hand Ryan my damn oil can so he can lube the gears of UCC, and get a new picture up?

snavej says:

Against all this metalwork I am totally camouflaged. Totally invisible. Undetectable.

[A dog arrives and pees on his leg.]

snavej says:

I'm on a munky hunt. Seen any?

transformerguru says:

"I wonder if they will ever change this caption entry for the contest......?" ~ Prime

snavej says:

Freedom - to hang around oil refineries shooting at tin cans in a dangerous manner - is the right of all sentient beings.

Road Turtle says:

Prime, "...Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen,..."

David Bowie, "Bloody! It was only a movie you gromless pillock!&q

Steeleye says:

I may be made of cardboard now but wait until you see the CG they are going to apply to me.

snavej says:

In the bad neighbourhoods of Detroit, Optimus was always getting his wheels stolen. The thieves had discovered a local anaesthetic for Transformers, so Optimus never felt the wheels being removed.

Road Turtle says:

Prime / Metroplex discussion continued....

Metroplex, "...so Maximus is a county? He delegates things for me to do?"

O.P. "Of course he dose, he out ranks you. What?"

Metro, "...but if I'm the City, and he's the

shortround says:

Hey mommy can we go see the largest cardboard optimus prime in the united states.

snavej says:

Hot Rod said he'd be back with the industrial strength haemorrhoid ointment but that was 5 weeks ago! I'll never be able to sit down again!

snavej says:

The appearance of Prime, even as a cardboard replica, was enough to deter 95% of criminals and Decepticons from whatever the hell they were about to do.

snavej says:

When I get fed up with some kid or other who's been hanging around all year, having to be rescued time and time again, I put him (or her) in my super pipe maze of doom behind me! None of them have found a way out yet!

snavej says:

The articulation on this version of Prime was so bad that he couldn't find his ass with both hands.

Road Turtle says:

Prime, "So Fortress Maximus is larger, big deal, you're sill bigger than Omega Supreme!"

Metroplex, "Omega's a tank and a rocket, he doesn't count. I'm just a town, and Maximus is a nation on to himself!"

O.P

indigirl says:

"Note to self... never let Sideswipe borrow 50 gallons of superglue...."

Prowl240z says:

Cardboard from the Dumpster.... Free
15 Galons of Paint .... 37.50
5 Rolls of Duct tape.... $9.00

Prime defending Planet Earth..... Priceless

Prowl240z says:

Holy Cardboard Mockups Batman!

Bobafatt says:

(singing) "If I only had a heart"

Halo2addict says:

Optimus Prime: "Ratchet, you finally made a Decoy of me that looks as realistic the one you made for Ultra Magnus and the other G1 Autobots. Thanks, Bro!"

dismembled says:

Optimus: "Oh my god I'm still here... How many weeks has it been now... I've lost count..."

Seibertron says:

This is a test ' "

Kamakaze Thrower says:

The stiff articulation of G1 figures is very realistic to the real things.

Rebirth Megatron says:

And so in appreciation of all his hard work, the people of Earth erected a statue of Optimus. Unfortunately they needed alot of money to rebuild so they had to make it cheap. Prime(off panel): WHAT? THAT TOOK LIKE...$5 TO MAKE!! I SAVED YOU ALL AND T

eoshek says:

After Sunrise cancelled the G1 cartoon series, Optimus went down hill, even asking Go-Bots for Energon (I hear Leader-1 is still laughing at him)

agents says:

Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!

Devolver says:

(in mid conversation between ratchet and hound)

Hound: you know that make over thing i was talkin bout

Ratchet: i know im seriously considering sending him to that "queer eye for the straight guy" show, i mean just look at him!!!

Optimusizzy says:

Oil cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Optimusizzy says:

Whith gas prices so high Optimus must limit his movement

snavej says:

Will everybody please stop looking at leaked movie pictures and pay attention to me? Me me me me me!

Heavy B says:

if i stand perfectly still, no one will notice me.....

teejimusprime says:

prime: i've been playing red light, green light for the last 3 weeks..cliffjumper, when are you gonna turn green

cliffjumper: thats up to seibertron

Dr. Phibes says:

Well, don't stare at me like I'm freakin' Frankenstein!

snavej says:

Carrying a perfect replica of myself inside my trailer does not make me a weirdo or a pervert. Go and pick on the Decepticons, Tracks, you hypocrite!

swarlock says:

They DID what to me in the movie? Somebody call my agent!!!

LunarFormer says:

can't sleep... fake Megatron will eat me...

voltron2008 says:

Johnny could never get that E-Bay knock-off just right.

Sagitta says:

Optimus Prime's words after seeing the statue: "Remarkable effort indeed. I am honored to have been chosen as the artist's subject." .oO(Ugh! Just looking at that thing makes my joints stiffen to no end. Where's the oil when y

GWH811 says:

uhh?!, didn't I leave my trailer parked here?. Autobots!! Roll out and find my trailer.

darth_paul says:

Give me back my Autobot insignias you kids! Come back here so I can teach you a lesson! Aw, come on… I can only move so fast! Dang it they got away!

snavej says:

Go back to acting school, THEY SAID!

Learn to produce facial expressions, THEY SAID!

[Loud grumbling]

There's gonna be a lot more accidental truck-related deaths soon in Hollywood! BOOYA!

TwV says:

One shall stand...

SSJ4MysticGohan says:

No... IM the juggernaught.... BITCH!

snavej says:

Sometimes I drive so wild, I think there's a big ape inside me, working the controls!

snavej says:

Aliens? No, ain't none a' them round here, son. Try Arizona!

Tom_Servo says:

"Every time I park my trailer in this neighborhood it gets stolen!"

snavej says:

In his darker moments, Optimus wished that he could be reincarnated as He-Man, or at least a Cabbage Patch Kid.

snavej says:

If I see that usurper from the new movie, I'll poke his eyes out with my smokestacks!

snavej says:

Optimus' secret shame - eating rusty metal, preferably covered with dust.

† Sunstorm says:

i dont belong here i dont belong here i dont belong here i dont belong here...when the hell did i turn into wood?

Miken Ayers says:

People wanted THIS for the movie?! I can't even bend my god damn knees.

Vegeta01 says:

damned sun, 5 minutes and i'm left stiff!!

snavej says:

So Health and Safety said I couldn't give any more free truck rides to kids 'until I cleaned up the filth and rubbish in my cab, especially the broken glass and the unexploded Decepticon shells'. Tssch, rules, rules, rules!

G-Hac3 says:

Darn, TV does add 20 tons! Oh well I guess I have to cut back on energon goodies.

purpleninjax says:

I hope i can get to Michael Bay in time!

Tom_Servo says:

Where the hell are my keys?!

Suzuki says:

On Ebay: One-to-One scale G1 Optimus Prime, semi-mint condition, opening bid $1,000,000,000.00 No Decepticons please. Not intended for recreational use.

ELITA-1(reading that last line): Darnit!

Road Turtle says:

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo, domo...domo...

Sentinel Oreides says:

(sniff) i thought i was gonna be a kick-ass transtech bot....
Damn you,fanboys, damn you.....(sniff)

sebbyr says:

I can't move... I'm out of fuel.. DAMN GAS PRICES!!!

actionfigure73 says:

Bay finally succumbed to the demands of the fans.
The fans complained anew.

Tiedye says:

Optimus-(Showing slide shows to the Autobot) "Since my retirement back in the 80's, I've had a lot of time on my hands,so I decided to do a little traveling." "Here you see me at the oldest beer brewary, and let my tell you. &quot

snavej says:

My friend behind me, Metroplex, has been having some digestive problems recently. Yesterday, he had a particularly difficult shi'ite and just left it on the ground. Michael Bay and his crew came along, liked the look of it, put it on a big truck an

Unknown says:

*Only Family Guy fans will get this:
The last time i took drugs, things just got too real:
"Holy Crap, I am freaking out!"

actionfigure73 says:

Macarena...can't...help...myself.

snavej says:

Optimus had collected all his droppings from the last 4 million years and had used them to build a big oil refinery (pictured).

RogueDeathangel says:

Prime: Yah, and it was THIS big. Jazz said I should go see the Doctor, but Jazz is a bit of a s**t. Guy owes me $50 dollars.

snavej says:

Have you got that, kids? Extreme violence is perfectly acceptable for family viewing but mild sexual innuendo is deeply corrupting. Robot violence is even more acceptable than human violence, even though robot violence is much more powerful.

Now, if

shockblaster5 says:

Dude, where's my trailer?

xedi2020 says:

i.............can't....................walk......................at.....................all........................damn........................those......................people...................who................created.................me(Prime bro

xedi2020 says:

Wait a minute.....( Prime stops for 1 minute).....why am I here????
A junkyard???? Oh no! Thy are going to make me a scrapmetal!! mommy!!!(Prime runs like a Baby....)

transformerguru says:

Ok now tell me for the 342nd time how DO I transform in the movie from a 10 ton semi to a lean and mean robot cyborg type character....

O. Prime says:

Does this form make me look too skinny? I mean look at me, I'm like the Olsen girl. Can I get a sandwich?

Pokejedservo says:

All I'm saying is that there is a reason why the 80's Transformers movie is animated.

josephex says:

Something is wrong. I think Michael Bay has removed the Matrix from me and has put an energon cube in its place.

snavej says:

Yeah, me an' Megatron got a secret deal goin' on. When one o' da warriors steps outta line, we send 'im on a mission close ta enemy territory. Somethin' tragic tends to happen to 'im, know what ah'm sayin'?!

snavej says:

I dare not move - I might scuff my chassis!

Road Turtle says:

Prime ,"I need a hug."

Megatron's true heir says:

On second thought i kinda like being able to move in a box than not being able to move

J-Sinn says:

Really, I can turn into a truck, Honest!

ninjabot says:

Prime: I am ready form my close up now Mr. Bay!!!!!

shadow minicon says:

optimus: Hello my name is optimus prime,what is your name?

Paserbyer:............................

TransX says:

Hello! I'm Optimus Prime. What you are witnessing is what can happen to you if you don't get regular MELANOMA EXAMS! Now, we transformers don't have organic skin, and cannot get melanoma. BUT YOU DO! AND YOU - CAN!

shadow minicon says:

I.........can't..........move!..............

TenaciousMC says:

It's the RoboSapien Optimus Prime!

excaliberprime says:

By primuse I just realized I have no idea where my trailer goes when I stand up!

Road Turtle says:

"Today, on Power Rangers..."

Road Turtle says:

Optimus, "Michael, what's going on! I look worse than ever!"

Michael Bay, "The Gen-Xer's of your Trans-Fandom whined and moaned so bad that I said, Screw It, I'll do it their way!"

Optimus, "...but I'm al

Glaziertron says:

TRANSFORMERS WIZARD OF OZ:
oil!.....oil!!......oooiiilll!!!

Glaziertron says:

"Ready or not, here I come!!"

Glaziertron says:

"I Banged Those Pipes Good."

Death-Ray Charles says:

America and allied forces Secret War Weapon

SiriusPrime says:

Optimus Prime: Excuse me kind sir. I'm looking for the yellow brick road.

snavej says:

They say that Pepsi has changed its colour scheme since the 1980's. I may have to repaint myself - more blue, less red and white. That could be good - I would be a less obvious target for Decepticons!

snavej says:

I'm going to watch a new holo-show on Cybertronian HTV tonight. It's called 'Chimpanzees: Humans in Disguise'.

snavej says:

Well, if you ask me, Megatron and the others don't really care what you think about their appearance. They also don't care if your movie succeeds or fails. They just want to do their 'thang' with the death and the destruction and the

shortround says:

Optimus Prime: "I'm hiding out here because the new live action movie is going to suck."

shadow minicon says:

Optimus: This is were i'm hiding till megatrons movie makeover is complet, till then thay can find one of the other primes to do my part.

G1 megatron: The megatron in the movie is not related to me what so ever!

trailbreaker says:

Optimus is stunned after seeing Michael Bay's version of Megatron, which looks like sh*t.

snavej says:

Optimus: Are you Fortress Maximus or Metroplex? I can't tell any more. Whoever you are, you've really let yourself go!

Big hunk of machinery in background: *Burp*. Sorry!

snavej says:

Optimus: Who let Autobot City: Earth get this rusty and dirty?

[Hot Rod sneaks away.]

Shinobi Rendar says:

Watch this move deceptilosers. I call this one... THE ROBOT!

Roboto750 says:

(stands on desk) Oh Captain, My Captain!

Tyranitron says:

Prime: Urgh....that's the LAST time I go to Tiowana.......or any other southern countries below North America.........

Autobobby1 says:

Frozeeennn...solid. Can't stop-talking...like....William Shatner! Cannot...feel buttocks!

shockwave_inoz says:

PRIME: "Dammit, Prowl - did you have to do my corset up so tight? Look how narrow my waist is, I can hardly breathe!!"
PROWL: "Well, I did say I would leave you breathless one day, sweety."

shadow minicon says:

Optimus: Take me to your leader......Wait thats not my line!

Megatron*off set* Hes finaly lost it!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

MPOP met MCRAP

Unknown says:

the guy in this suit will never know the touch of a woman lol

Roadshadow says:

That's MR. PRIME to you, motherf***er!

Godfather Bluto says:

Danger! Will Robinson! Danger!... wait rather than spouting the dumb phrase a thousand times, why don't I just shot the problem in the back?

Cybertron's Last Hope says:

Will the real Optimus Prime please stand up...I repeat with the 'REAL' Optimus Prime please stand up....
fine you will do

Foo75 says:

Is this the best Michale Bay could do??

Acelister says:

Though the Conventioneer's sacrificed the virgin blood to the Idol, his spirit remained with the Matrix.

frappermac says:

this is the picture taken before he gets some work done on the new reality series "Celebrity Pimp My Ride"

frappermac says:

if you put a dollar in this thing, he transforms and makes that cool noise from the original cartoon!

frappermac says:

attempts to make a "My Buddy" doll based on Optimus Prime fell flat, as the lone prototype goes on eBay

snavej says:

Cut off my smoke stacks for safety reasons? Are you out of your frickin' minds?!

snavej says:

What happens when a human spends too long dancing 'The Robot'.

Look on the bright side - he/she becomes superior to a human in every known measure.

Frobman says:

May I take your order?

snavej says:

Optimus: No, Roller, fetch the stick and bring it to me. Bring it back here. Here! Bring it! Stop sniffing that car's exhaust! Pick up the stick with your little grabber. That's it! Now don't... Oh, Primus, I should never have let R

ghettostep says:

PRIME: Excuse me, excuse me, Mr. Bay whats my motivation?

Road Turtle says:

Their World, Our Toys

transformerguru says:

All I WANT IS A HUG... have you seen what they've done to me sence G1 went off the air...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Me?
I've been living in this junkyard since the show ended.

Sentinel Maximus says:

Hey Michael, over here!,....Awww, Michael never looks my way.

optimalminus says:

hurry guys!
michael,i'm ready for the next scene!where is megatron?someone find me MEG right now .we need to repeat!

tian17 says:

What dimension is this! Everythings made of styrofoam! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who would do this!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flame3230 says:

Megatron walks up: So thats where my punching bag went.

Flame3230 says:

Guy in the costume: Hey kids, lets go kill Barney and the Teletubbies!
Kids: Yay!!!

GrimSqueaker says:

"Lets Do The Time Warp Again!!!!"

Unknown says:

OP: Mr. Bay, Mr. Bay... Hi im Optimus Prime, your transformers union rep for your upcoming project. We regret to inform you that if you proceed with this film without including any card-holding tf's, we'll have to shut you down.

Bay: What is

Dclone Soundwave says:

Dammit! Even my G1 toy has more articulation than this. Just wait till I find out who' responsible for this, I'M GONNA KICK 'EM IN THE ASS! "Til all are one", yeah right. Til they're all one with the pavement!

Atamus says:

"Will the real Optimus please stand up, please stand up?"

Atamus says:

Optimus auditioning for the role of Tin Man for the remake of The Wizard of Oz.

transformerguru says:

Ok you Saudi bastards quit selling fuel to China and only to America... because we live there.

transformerguru says:

Excuse me Mr. Bay I'm here to audition for your upcoming movie...

Screambug says:

I look fat!

trailbreaker says:

I want that in my game room !!!

Cybertron Optimus says:

Action Masters..my backside!

Thanatos Prime says:

Worker 1: That's G1 Prime.

Worker 2: How can you tell?

Worker 1: Look at him, no articulation!

Black Arachnis says:

Prime:"nobody realizes I`m actually Starscream!bwahahaha...err..oh crap, the camera was on wasn`t it?"

real_Angel says:

Hmm... I like these looks...
I think I am so full of myself that I will have toys made to resemble me... No, better yet! I will make a cartoon to resemble my noble self!

Tusko says:

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, it is not their right to glue my legs together.

Death-Ray Charles says:

Can't......Move.....

Unknown says:

what did i drink last night

PG13 says:

THE ACTION MASTERS

Archanubis says:

Do these pants make my butt look big?

snavej says:

Optimus (crazed by the summer heat): When I find out who has stolen my laser rifle, I will rip off their nuts and feed them to the chipmunks!

snavej says:

OCP Executive: List your prime directives.

Optimus: 1. Preserve freedom 2. Make a good movie 3. Protect characters in computer games with my life 4. Stop the Decepticons from running drugs 5. Arrest Clarence and his gang 6. Make ED-209 fall down s

City Commander says:

Behold my glory! I am Master Prime, ruler of the universe! Bow before me in fear, mere mortals!

snavej says:

Optimus never goes anywhere without his 'emergency kit' - sticky tape, cardboard squares, paints, staples and so forth.

Unknown says:

(looking confused) "Why am I at the set of RoboCop???"

Giga Prime says:

"Autobots, attempt to transform, and roll out."

Ravage XK says:

Prime: "Brrrrrr, its chilly. Somebody get the De-icer, my windows are frozen".

Ratbat says:

Finally! My very own Classic Optimus Prime!

teejimusprime says:

Prime: you'd think with all the money to do a live action movie. They would atleast make me look better then this

Starscream: Atleast you don't look like my mother and waspinator had an intimate moment to make me in the new movie

dizee-d says:

optimus: I need to take a dump....

dabattousai says:

He looked bigger on TV.

Powersurge says:

G1 Prime doing his Ginrai inpersonation, only with more articulation

Zeedust says:

"So," grumbled Farmer Witwicky, "Them bird ain't respectin' that old scarecrow of mine? This new one'll show 'em who's boss."

Zeedust says:

"Has anyone seen my trailer?"

Optimutt says:

See my boots? I am Space-explorer Prime!