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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by -Kanrabat-

-Kanrabat- has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime on his deathbed

It's been months or even years since I'm dying here... SOMEONE OFF ME ALREADY!

Optimus Prime on his deathbed

This "contest" is as still and lifeless as me.

--- Optimus Prime.

Starscream visits Colorado

Megatron. Pass me the bong.

Worker on phone by Decepticons

"Hello internet? I'd like to file a complaint about blatant scale transgressions."

Dirge plugs in Bumblebee

Dirge: "Ho... herr..... It's not what you think!"

Bee: "Sigh... You forgot to lock the door. Again."

Mount Rushmore gets a facelift

Duuuuude... Too much green energon... We are so.... stoned!

Starscream visits Colorado

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....
That stuff is gooooood!
....
That's strange, but I just see how futile overthrowing Megatron is....
...
The universe is awesome.....

Slave workers working

Why are we working our asses off again? Oh yeah, gotta pay for all that bling.

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

Brawn: "How much longer should we keep that pose? We're been stuck like this for weeks now."

Soundwave: "Back and neck area status: stiff and hurting."

Ironhide and Ratchet

Ratchet: Ironhide, just say "secret butt fun" one more time...

Megatron surrounded by Seekers

"Found you!"

--The seekers.

Sari talks to Optimus Prime

OPTIMUS PRIME: You know, Sari, you have to eat your vegetables if you want to grow up.

SARI: Yeah, yeah, I know. And to REALLY grow up, I'll have to eat the cans too?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Now that you mention it...

Sari tells Optimus a secret

I may not look like it, but I'm actually a battlespaceship in a pretender shell.


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