Captions by -Kanrabat-

It's been months or even years since I'm dying here... SOMEONE OFF ME ALREADY!

This "contest" is as still and lifeless as me.

--- Optimus Prime.

Megatron. Pass me the bong.

"Hello internet? I'd like to file a complaint about blatant scale transgressions."

Dirge: "Ho... herr..... It's not what you think!"

Bee: "Sigh... You forgot to lock the door. Again."

Duuuuude... Too much green energon... We are so.... stoned!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....
That stuff is gooooood!
....
That's strange, but I just see how futile overthrowing Megatron is....
...
The universe is awesome.....

Why are we working our asses off again? Oh yeah, gotta pay for all that bling.

Brawn: "How much longer should we keep that pose? We're been stuck like this for weeks now."

Soundwave: "Back and neck area status: stiff and hurting."

Ratchet: Ironhide, just say "secret butt fun" one more time...

"Found you!"

--The seekers.

OPTIMUS PRIME: You know, Sari, you have to eat your vegetables if you want to grow up.

SARI: Yeah, yeah, I know. And to REALLY grow up, I'll have to eat the cans too?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Now that you mention it...

I may not look like it, but I'm actually a battlespaceship in a pretender shell.