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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Angie Prime

Angie Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus laying down on the job

Primal: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Rhinox: Hm? You say something?
Primal:.....I hate you.
Rhinox: Shh! I'm answering do this caption contest thing with me and you in it!

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Perceptor: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
Brawn: *almost falls off laughing*

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

Zombies: ENNNNNERRRRR-FUUUUDGGGGEEE!!!!!

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee: Die, Wily, DIE!!
Spike: Hey! *I* wanted to be Protoman this time!!

Decepticons laying around

Starscream: Well this sucks

Perceptor kicks the computer

((AIM Chat Room Initiated))
((Booting up data))
Perceptor: (kick) Damn Windows 98!! >

Kup holding an Energon goody

Sharkicon: A SHINY!!!!! I LIKES SHINIES!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeessssss..... ^^
Kup: O_O;; Walk away, lad. Nice and casual.
Hot Rod: Running time!
Kup: NICE and CASUAL, you DIPSWITCH! >

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Optimus: WHEEEEEE! (Slingshot shorts out and goes kaput) Dammit (looks through subspace pockets for quarters as they plummet)
Slingshot: Um....sir?
Optimus: Got it! (sticks a quarter...somewhere...o.o) (Slingshot moves again) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ^^
Slin

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

Daniel: Wait! Don't you dare hit that switch!...You'll be sorry...uh-oh...This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
Quintesson: Yep.

Bombshell holding his head

Skywarp: Dude! Some damn fleshy kids took all of the firecrackers we were saving to set off in Megs' office last night!
Bombshell: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megatron: (evil glare) WHAT was that you were going to do???

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Rad: HOLY CR@P! RUN AWAY!!
Demoisher: YOU CARZY KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Arcee: *Sigh* I HATE pushy guys...
Galvatron: Ughhhhhhh *has red hand-mark on his face*
Ultra Magnus: Holy CRAP! Oo;;

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