The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Bed Bugs
Unicron looking down: Wow, it's kinda cute, I think I'll call it Mini-cron.
In a sad attempt to immitate the black hole from Transformers Cybertron, a small child tries to flush his Unicron into the void...
Little Boy: I couldn't decide whether or not to be Galvatron or Megatron, so I compromised.
Little Boy: Lazerbeak, come to me!
Little boy: Hey Megatron! Can I have your fusion cannon?!
And once again, I must remind you why the "Powerlinx Gimmick" from Energon should stay in Energon.
Vortex: Stop! I've been done as G1 Vortex, G2 Vortex, RID Ro-Tor, RID Ro-Tor Urban Camo, and Universe Ro-Tor. I can't handle being repainted another time!
Hasbro Rep.: Just one more time Ro-Tor.
Vortex: It's Vortex. Vortex I say
Megatron: In an effort to finally defeat the Autobots, I'm painting all of my Decepticons different colors and calling them G2 Decepticons!
Vortex: What color will I be?
Megatron: Light Blue with Purple Camoflage!
Vortex: No!!!!!!!!!!
Vortex: Don't go across! Defensor destroyed the other 4 combaticons, but I survived.
Megatron: How did that happen?
Vortex: We couldn't find all of our accessories to make Bruticus!
Onslaught: Now you've done it Vortex, Combaticons combine and form Bruticus!
Vortex: I didn't mean it, honest I didn't!
*Squish*
Bruticus: Now I need a new arm, I guess I'll need to go find Menasor and steal one.
Vortex: Wait for me!
Bruticus: Oops, me forget other arm!
Vortex: Don't do it!
RID Fan Boy: It's Ro-Tor!
Vortex: That's it! You're gonna pay for that!
Ratrap: "Look at me! I'm a seeker!"
After consuming a stale batch of energon, the Aerialbots all became constipated.
Roddy: MmmHmm, MmmHmm, and how long have you been having these dreams?
Daniel: Quit mocking my Psychiatrist!
Daniel: Get your foot out from underneath the covers, it's cold!
Oh great, time for a Scavenger hunt...
Blades: Ratchet? Is that you?
First Aid: Sorry Blades, he died on the shuttle during the assault on Autobot City.
Blades: Lies I say! I know he survived somehow.
First Aid: Hot Rod blew the shuttle up in mid-air.
Blades: We didn't
First Aid: I knew we shouldn't have arm wrestled with Bruticus...
Blades: He First Aid! You think you can take my rotor off for now? It's killing my back!
Blades: ...nor was I, but one day, an Autobot shall rise through the ranks, to light our darkest hour...
First Aid: Oh great, he got hit harder than I thought, he thinks he's Optimus Prime!
Rumble: *licks him* Mmm...you taste devine Perceptor...
Percy: Ew, he licked me!
Rumble: All your Perceptor are belong to us.
Rumble: I need your teeth for the Tooth Fem-bot so I can get some energon chips!
Percy: No, you can't have any!
Rumble: So how about it big daddy, let's go back to my place... *touches face*
Percy: No! I'm as straight as Tracks is! Wait, nevermind.
Rumble: Daddy?
Percy: No!!
Percy: These kids are driving me insane!
Rumble: Come on Perceptor! I know your chest opens up too!
Percy: No! I won't let you in me!
Rumble: But it's cold out here!
Percy: Help! I think I have Lice-tronians!
Rumble: Take your vitamins
Percy: No! They're yucky!
And suddenly, mad fanboys attack Seibertron yelling, "That's Frenzy, not Rumble!!!!"
Blitzwing attempts to be a model and shows off "Elita's Secret".
Blitzwing: Stop it Mixmaster!
M.master: It wasn't me!
Menasor: Sorry, hehe.
The Quintessons punishment for being found "Guilty".
(Looks like a green Sharkticon is attacking him from behind)
Blitzwing: Does this make me look like G2 Megatron now?
Megatron: Damn it Blitzwing! You went out drinkin again, didn't you?!
Blitzwing: *hiccup*I don't know *hiccup* what you're *hiccup* talkin about *hiccup*.
Blitzwing: Ah, it's jobs like these that remind me why I almost joined the Autobots! Damn you Octane!
Not to be outdone, the Decepticons attempt to match the Autobots Autobot Spike project. Only they took Blitzwing and merged him with Swamp Thing. May I present, Swampwing!
Blitzwing: I thought you said this camo would make me hard to see!
The "evolved" form of Cosmic Rust.
During the movie, Blitzwing is getting up after landing on and killing Shrapnel.
Blitzwing: Ew! Insecticon guts!
Blitzwing: Hey! Astrotrain! You need to lay off the grease!
After failing in "Triple-Takeover", Blitzwing is punished by being forced to clean up after Trypticon.
Wreck-Gar: We'll have you fixed up faster than 90 day waurantee, ---- a doodle doo!
Blitzwing: What in Seibertron's sake did you wipe on me?!
This is what happens when a transformer attempts to be a "Quad-changer".
Blitzwing: Quick! Get some Pepto Bismol, Trypticon's got the Diaharea again!
Giant: I know you guys can change your size, and I need a ride, transform!
Magnus: It doesn't quite work like that...
Giant: What did you say tough guy?!
Magnus: Nothing! Honest!!
In a last ditch effort to save the Pretenders, Hasbro released Pretender Unicron...
Giant: Mmm, candy with a shell...
Magnus: No!!!
