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Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

This just in. Saddam is so screwed over

Aug 16, 2003

"And so I'm all like,'Nah-ah!' and Starscream's all like 'Yeah-huh!' and ..."

Jun 1, 2003

I think Cliff Jumpers dead.

Jun 1, 2003

Robotic XXX? That's a weird name for econo sized bugspray.

Jun 1, 2003

Gahh! Bitter beer face! Oh, wait, that's how he always looks.

May 26, 2003

"We suck, we suck, we really, really suck!"

May 26, 2003

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

The japanese once again screw up American movies.

May 26, 2003

RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIVES! WHEELIE'S GOT A GUN!

May 26, 2003

Whaddya mean we can't be in Transformers Armada?

May 26, 2003

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

More victims of the Wheelie home pregnancy test.

May 26, 2003

is it just me, or does Starscream look like Mini-me in this picture?

May 26, 2003

Optrimus Prime's body gaurd handles the paparazzi.

May 24, 2003

Fred gets a hold of joeyluvs269 and transfansarelosers...

May 3, 2003

Outwit, outplay, out RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! STARSCREAM SAW THIS SHOW!

May 2, 2003

Before the injured Thrust Pic....

Apr 9, 2003

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