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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Bumblejumper

Bumblejumper has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Springer whispers something to Razorclaw

"victory Leo says he can take on you and the rest of your boys..."

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

After loosing the last great war, Blast-Off started running a laundry service, Rummble went into public transit, and Galvatron now teaches Pilates.

Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

Look, the key to Vector Sigma is inside your right arm! Just plug yourself in, and activate it all ready!

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

Why it sucks being a Minicon.

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

New Transformers cartoon based on the World's Smallest Transformers line.

Car racing to Transformers: The Movie

Hmm...can we say...Shameless Plug!

Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

Makes you wish the was a ventriloquist character on the show...

Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

"Oh yeah, and the voice box is the second door to the Right"

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Running out of ideas, Galvatron concocts a way to distroy the Autobots, once and for all, with the use of...Pilates.

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

"What?! My crotch panel's not open!"

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

Hey Prime? How old is this Tandy?

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

Hey Sparkplug! I'm in a chatroom with Megatron! I told him I'm a hot little number who turns into a pink motorbike. He wants to polish my rear fender while I pull his trigger!

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

Autobot porn...wait, these are all male Autobots...

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee, " Well, when Hot Shot pluggs his Minicon into his butt, a cannon pops out of his back. I wonder what'll pop out of me when I cram you in my nether regions?"

Minibee Minicon, "NO! For the Love of God! NO!&a

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee,"Yellow Punch-Buggy!"

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Crashing parties by passing out Minicons, Dreadwind's and Darkwing's ploy didn't last long.

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Transformers get'n faded.

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee,"...and I shall call him......MiniBee!"

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee gets his own Minicon, "I'll love him, and squeeze him, and call him Geroge."

Transformers celebrate the New Year

"For Auld Lang Syne my dear! Auld Lang Syne! We'll Raise a cup of Energon for Auld Lang Syne!...."

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

A Golden Ticket?

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Soundwave: "Where's my da@!#* voice chip? Saw it here minute ago. I sound like broken keyboard."

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Hmmm...Soundwave dropped his new voice chip... should I tell him I...naw.

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Hmm... Insert into back and wind...

Rumble on a Subway train

Why a subway Target Master would have been lame.

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike:That's how much deorderant you use!?!?
BumbleBee:Uh..no.*stinkl-ines come from his armpits.*Spike:Man,you stink,literaly

Rumble as a tree

You know, he looks kinda like one of those those tree-shaped incense burners... Megatron: Hm, Sandalwood...

Rumble as a tree

BE THE TREEEEEEE!

Rumble as a tree

Rumble: Heh, heh... Frodo doesn't suspect a thing...Oh, wait. Wrong show...Crap. Now I have to return this damn tree costume. Soundwave is gonna be ticked. I just KNOW he'll start saying stuff like 'but you wanted it last week!&

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