Captions by Bumblejumper

"victory Leo says he can take on you and the rest of your boys..."

After loosing the last great war, Blast-Off started running a laundry service, Rummble went into public transit, and Galvatron now teaches Pilates.

Look, the key to Vector Sigma is inside your right arm! Just plug yourself in, and activate it all ready!

Why it sucks being a Minicon.

New Transformers cartoon based on the World's Smallest Transformers line.

Hmm...can we say...Shameless Plug!

Makes you wish the was a ventriloquist character on the show...

"Oh yeah, and the voice box is the second door to the Right"

Running out of ideas, Galvatron concocts a way to distroy the Autobots, once and for all, with the use of...Pilates.

"What?! My crotch panel's not open!"

Hey Prime? How old is this Tandy?

Hey Sparkplug! I'm in a chatroom with Megatron! I told him I'm a hot little number who turns into a pink motorbike. He wants to polish my rear fender while I pull his trigger!

Autobot porn...wait, these are all male Autobots...

Bumblebee, " Well, when Hot Shot pluggs his Minicon into his butt, a cannon pops out of his back. I wonder what'll pop out of me when I cram you in my nether regions?"

Minibee Minicon, "NO! For the Love of God! NO!&a

Bumblebee,"Yellow Punch-Buggy!"

Crashing parties by passing out Minicons, Dreadwind's and Darkwing's ploy didn't last long.

Transformers get'n faded.

Bumblebee,"...and I shall call him......MiniBee!"

Bumblebee gets his own Minicon, "I'll love him, and squeeze him, and call him Geroge."

"For Auld Lang Syne my dear! Auld Lang Syne! We'll Raise a cup of Energon for Auld Lang Syne!...."

A Golden Ticket?

Soundwave: "Where's my da@!#* voice chip? Saw it here minute ago. I sound like broken keyboard."

Hmmm...Soundwave dropped his new voice chip... should I tell him I...naw.

Hmm... Insert into back and wind...

Why a subway Target Master would have been lame.

Spike:That's how much deorderant you use!?!?
BumbleBee:Uh..no.*stinkl-ines come from his armpits.*Spike:Man,you stink,literaly

You know, he looks kinda like one of those those tree-shaped incense burners... Megatron: Hm, Sandalwood...

BE THE TREEEEEEE!

Rumble: Heh, heh... Frodo doesn't suspect a thing...Oh, wait. Wrong show...Crap. Now I have to return this damn tree costume. Soundwave is gonna be ticked. I just KNOW he'll start saying stuff like 'but you wanted it last week!&