Captions by Colinus Maximus

"Um...Actually, I'm allergic to seafood."

Saturn delicious, but Alpha Centauri give me heartburn.

NOW you tell me that the car wash is for cars only!

I'm telling you, 3 member gestault teams will NEVER work!

Are you sure this is how the Brainmasters combine into their gestault form? It seems pretty darn akward.

"No, I still can't find Waldo!"

Presenting the Decepticon's float for this year's Saint Patrick's Day parade.

I've got to be more carefull with my guns arround that 'Sea of Transformation'.

Blaster: You guys weren't kidding about the Hasbro pannel being the most popular at this convention.

Spike: What's that they're holding up?

Carly (dropping binocolurs): Holy Primus! That art work for the Beast Wars comic is awesome!

Carly: I can't believe you scored Super Bowl tickets.

Blaster: This halftime show rocks!

Spike: LOOK! Janet Jackson's had a wardrobe malfunction.

Carly: I still can't believe I won tickets to this 'Monty Python' reunion!

Spike: Look! They're about to start the 'Dead Parrot' sketch!

Blaster: Beautiful plumage.

Carly: The plumage dosn't enter into it.

Giant: Darn, still not the clear chase Ultra Magnus. Guess, I'll add it to my kitbash pile.

Ultra Magnus: Help!

Tantrum: Sorry. We can't deal with that now.

Trans-Organic:Curse you Hasbro, you add those crappy Animorphs to the Transformers line but not me!
Hasbro Exec 1:I told you that would come back to hurt us.
Hasbro Exec 2:You signed the OK.
Hasbro Exec 1:You're the one who got me drunk and told m

Springer! Could you and Arcee PLEASE keep it down up there?

Gaurd: A talking cassette deck, an unknown package, and a giant bottle of beer? If a blue british police telephone box shows up, I'll call U.N.I.T.

Ultra Magnus: No, Wheeljack didn't make any adgustments to my systems.
Arcee: (pouting) But he promised me implants.