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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Decepticon Commander

Decepticon Commander has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

I've got myself some bling-bling now.

Starscream drinks some Energon

You might be a red neck if you drink purple stuff from a square.

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blurr:What does "VIOLATING CYBERTRON AIRSPACE" mean.I don't do anything to it.

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike:Who put this here????

Starscream running toward island

(Starscream impersonating Gilligan) SKIPPER!!

Sparkplug volunteers!

Bumblebee:I would pay someone $5 if they would go to the bathroom for me.
Sparkplug:I will.
Jazz:That would be $2.50.

Optimus having a bad day!

Prime:Ok...Who farted?
All Autobot:Not me!

Bumblebee in a tree

Bumblebee playing as George of the Jungle.

Grimlock breakdancing?

Grimlock singing everybody walk the dinosaur.

Sparkplug volunteers!

Prime:Who wants a cookie?
Sparkplug:I do. I do.

Tracks with a mask on

Tracks:What are you looking at?
Prime: Um.....Nothing.

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

You might be a red neck if you stand around a pot waving your arms.

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