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Captions by Decepticon Commander

Decepticon Commander has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

I've got myself some bling-bling now.

Jun 6, 2005

You might be a red neck if you drink purple stuff from a square.

Apr 2, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blurr:What does "VIOLATING CYBERTRON AIRSPACE" mean.I don't do anything to it.

Apr 2, 2005

Spike:Who put this here????

Apr 2, 2005

(Starscream impersonating Gilligan) SKIPPER!!

Apr 2, 2005

Bumblebee:I would pay someone $5 if they would go to the bathroom for me.
Sparkplug:I will.
Jazz:That would be $2.50.

Apr 2, 2005

Prime:Ok...Who farted?
All Autobot:Not me!

Apr 2, 2005

Bumblebee playing as George of the Jungle.

Apr 2, 2005

Grimlock singing everybody walk the dinosaur.

Apr 2, 2005

Prime:Who wants a cookie?
Sparkplug:I do. I do.

Apr 1, 2005

Tracks:What are you looking at?
Prime: Um.....Nothing.

Apr 1, 2005

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

You might be a red neck if you stand around a pot waving your arms.

Apr 1, 2005

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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