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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by DecepticonRedAlert

DecepticonRedAlert has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Bumblebee hides in the shadows

BB:I'm ugly cause Primus hates me

Optimus:no Bumblebee it because Michael Bay,Don Murphy & Aaron Archer like to screw around with the Transformer francise.

RID Optimus beating his chest

oooo! oooo! aaaa! aaaa! me Optimus Primal ME smash!

Prowl:for the last time Optimus RID is not related to Beast Wars!

Ultra Magnus:and they wonder why I wish I was leader

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Quick Cyclonus,get me a jenny craige weight plan

Alien probes Ravage

alien:this the first time i've done a nudiring

ravage:OH F***

Blaster with foam on him

blaster:Thats the last time i make cotton candy

daniel takes a lick of him

daniel:looks like a tasty situation

Reflector makes a pyramid

reflector:go go decepticons

megatron:i told you it would be good to have cheerleaders

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

op:if you want me to scratch you ask next time

Q:thats the spot

Perceptor wields a pencil

perceptor:behold my mighty pencil

optimus:snicKERINg

perceptor:Wat!!!!!!!

Hot Rod catches a fish

hotrod teases daniel once again

hotrod:if you wan't it you gotta jump for it

daniel:no fair you play to rough i'm going home

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

op:whats wrong

ra:I HAVE TO GO BADLY

op:u should of wen't before we left u bastard

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

today on pimp my bot

e1:why am i doing this

ss:were better than the fab cons

r:yeah he's got a point

thrust:yeah behind his armor

ss:WHAT!!!!

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

ss:mirror mirror on the wall who's the cutest of them all

e1:sure isn't you

ss:oh sure robot females hate me but the human chicks dig me

Inferno holds Red Alert

Inferno:this will be are little secret okay red
alert

RA:don't ask don't tell right

Devastator is missing an arm!

dev.look ma' no hands
megatron.but your only missing one
dev.well damnit what do supose me to do i can't pull it off

Cheetor looks at his reflection

whos a pretty kitty I am I am

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

BB:You mean i got to put in a quarter
Spike:yeah
BB:Damn you tachnology

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