Captions by Dr Buffalo

Aww... does sombody need a hug?

You know Quinty, I never noticed how well that shade of green looks on you...

Gah! we set the sexification parameters too high when we revived him.

Perceptor here shows us how nerds make themselves feel manly.

pencil pushing is for chumps. pencil throwing however...

Blaster: So apperently in this movie, Optimus dies and, I get eaten by a planet. Then, some wird car named Hot Rod and a female auto bot go dancing with a giant robot of Robert Stack, after he gets blown up by Lenoard Nimoy and everyone dances with the gu

Hot rod: I uh, crap, who the heck chose this pic?

Elita: sweetheart, I don't think I'm comfortable with this whole role-playing thing.

Optimus in Starscream costume: But it was your idea.

maybe with this grill on my chest, people won't pay attention to the fact that my head looks like a butt-crack.

Someday I shall rule the decepticons!
linkin park "faint" starts playing:
"I can't fail..."

Schockwave- you know, every one thinks you're a @#$%-hole for doing that, soundwave.

soundwave- what? you said yuo like my ch

Seekers in unison: hahahaha! one-eye! one-eye!
Shockwave: locig dictates that words can hurt you, you... big meanies!

In this corner, I can now turn into Super- wait, wasn't I just He-man? Damn you Oorazumus!

Hidden in this corner no one can see me turn into He-man.
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I... HAVE... THE POWER!

Maybe if I hide in here, they won't put me in 'Cybertron.'

Okay Tracks, now show me where the scary monsters are, because I can't see any in your closet.

Perceptor: How dare you sleep with my sister!

Starscream: Ravage! It's backstroke into a backwards dive! Are you trying to make us lose the Cybertronian sychronized swimming contest. Frag it people! I must have that fondu set!

oh what hollow vitory my heart doth feel, for whilst I celebrate victory of war, my heart grows with boundless futility of an overwhelming cycle of war violence and death... me want tacos.