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Ohmygod! We have sumthing coming in on radar, It's an object that flies and is unidentified, It could be an unidentified flying object, you know, one of those UFO thingys, a foofighter, a flying saucer full of little green men that are always disecti

All..My..Friends..have a Low Rider......

We have a few more minutes, tell me about your mother.

Well it all started a long time ago......

If you tell that story again, I swear I'm gonna strangle you with your own jumper cables, you senile old bastard.

BOOOOOOOO! How's your Hiccups now?

Rumble: Your power steering is out.
Perceptor: It's worse than that.....We have no brakes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Who grabbed my ass?

Director: CUT! OK Prime that was great. Go to your trailer and relax. It's time to film the explosion scene now. Send in the Stunt Double.

Starscream: OH Crap!

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto! The time has come at last, to throw away this mask. Now every one can see, my true identity.....I'm Kilroy.....er...Starscream!

Hey, Watch me Trick Megatron out of his Energon Fruity Pebbles. heh heh heh.