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Who would have thought Megatron was so literal when asked me to 'give him a hand'?

Jun 13, 2005

Only hours of futility did he finally realise that he was trying to hit on his own reflection.

May 31, 2005

Perceptor never really figured out where the 'On' button was.

May 23, 2005

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Starscream's last ditch effort in trying to impress Arcee was foiled by an undersized Optimus headgear.

Apr 26, 2005

It would take a while for Starscream to realise that practising in an Optimus costume would not give him the skills to open the Matrix.

Apr 25, 2005

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

After the initial moments of awkwardness, First Aid went in for the first recorded Autobot circumcision.

Apr 19, 2005

The Transformers' version of "Gulliver's Travels" stopped production abruptly due to the frequent disputes between the cast.

Apr 11, 2005

Perceptor didn't quite like Rumble's idea of giving him some head

Apr 11, 2005

Ok this is absolutely the LAST TIME I am ever gonna attend Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Award!!

Apr 6, 2005

After much debate, the Quints finally decided on having a regular car wax over the traditional "Guilty'o'Innocent Wax".

Mar 1, 2005

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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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