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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Firewalker

Firewalker has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Scourge playing in the sand

Scourge: "Y'arrrrrr! Where be my booty?"

Kremzeek with some white foam

No, you fool, don't eat the cocaine- you snort it.

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

"One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong..."

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

Soundwave: "When I said I wanted some pussy, this *isn't* what I meant!"

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

JAZZ HANDS!

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Darkwing and Dreadwind: "We're going to keep drinking until a new UCC pic is posted!"

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Apparently the artist had a bit too much alcohol last night...

Transformers celebrate the New Year

It [i]is[/i] just like the "Autobot's Only" thread, right down to the Decepticon infestation.

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

From this angle, Soundwave's head kinda looks like one of those hats the Shriners wear.

Rumble on a Subway train

*sings* "...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way..."

Rumble on a Subway train

The way the Big Dig's going now, this would actually be an improvement.

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Forgot to add my name

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