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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Hitch

Hitch has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumble Bee, "Oooh, baby. You know you like that, don't cha' hunny..."
Spike, "Bumble Bee... thats not... uhh... Nevermind."
Bumble Bee, "You like it rough don't you sweet cheeks!"

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

SS, "Hurry up Soundwave! We're going to be late to the cosplay contest... AGAIN"
WJ/SW, "DON"T RUSH ME... NOW WERE DID I PUT THAT LEGGING PEICE"

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

FA "I'm sorry... It's a tumor..."
Blades "NO! It Can't be... I had so much to live for. It can't... WAIT! Transformers can't get tumors... You lied to me to see... inside me!"
FA "Hehehe"

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blurr, "Hey! What happened to my mouse! Point and click my foot."

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blurr thinks to him self, '..This is such a waste of space to have letters this big.. I can't find the damn font tab!'

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Giant, "Have you seen my keys little robot?"
Ultra Magnus, "Ummm... He's got them!" points to Divebomb.
Divebomb, "Wha?"

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Gaint, "CANDY?"
Ultra Magnus, "Oh god no..."

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Giant' "WHY BOY HIT MY NOSE!!!
Ultra Magnus, "Uhh... thats not you line..."
Giant, "Oh, quite sorry there old chap! Lets have a another go, shall we?"

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Giant, "MY PRECIOUS!!"

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster, "I have to tell you something...I"M THE COOKIE MONSTER!!! RAARARRARRA!!!!!

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Q1: Thanks MTV, for pimping my ride!

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