Captions by Lorekeeper

But Wheeljack, robots don't have prostates.

Ever notice how KO's are often bigger than the originals?

Donut Cashier: We don't have any bear claws.
Perceptor: Well in that case, what do you have?
Donut Cashier: All we have left is this box of one dozen starving crazed cassettacons.
Perceptor: All right, I'll have that... Ahhh gettemoffmegettem

It THIS the headlight grease?

Blaster: I swear, the Pirhanacon was *this* big.
Kup: That's nothin', why, when I was your age, ten times your age, Pirhanacons could take your arm off without blinking. Wait... let's never speak of this again.

Spending too much time with the Transformers, Spike tries to be "more than meets the eye."

George Q. Bush's third inauguation parade.

Look what we unlocked in the new MarioCart! I knew something good had to come of that Armada game... even though neither is from Armada... and Armada was on the PS2...