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Lorekeeper has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

But Wheeljack, robots don't have prostates.

Jan 31, 2012

Ever notice how KO's are often bigger than the originals?

Feb 28, 2007

Donut Cashier: We don't have any bear claws.
Perceptor: Well in that case, what do you have?
Donut Cashier: All we have left is this box of one dozen starving crazed cassettacons.
Perceptor: All right, I'll have that... Ahhh gettemoffmegettem

Apr 12, 2005

It THIS the headlight grease?

Apr 6, 2005

Blaster: I swear, the Pirhanacon was *this* big.
Kup: That's nothin', why, when I was your age, ten times your age, Pirhanacons could take your arm off without blinking. Wait... let's never speak of this again.

Mar 15, 2005

Spending too much time with the Transformers, Spike tries to be "more than meets the eye."

Mar 8, 2005

George Q. Bush's third inauguation parade.

Mar 2, 2005

Look what we unlocked in the new MarioCart! I knew something good had to come of that Armada game... even though neither is from Armada... and Armada was on the PS2...

Feb 16, 2005

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