Captions by MechaDoom

SOUNDWAVE, STOP PLAYING THAT EVIL POP MUSIC!!! Why doesn't anyone around here play heavy metal?! We ARE heavy metal!!

Guard: (looks under guitar) Now, I have my Sailor Moon tape, but where's my tape player... a-ha! Here it is!
Soundwave: O.o;; (gulp!)
Guard: Now, I'll just put it in here and play it at top volume... I'm gonna set the record for most time

Hardhead: I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France,

No one knew that Dirge didn't really know how to fly until the invisible dino that always carried him became visible one day.

Dirge'll never hear the end of this.

RA: But why are you banning me from HEAVY METAL WAR? I'm not addicted or anything!! OP: I know your not addicted. It's the fact that you signed up as Decepticon that worries me!

Starscream: Owww... did anyone get the licence plate of that car?

Galvatron performed a perfect ten-point dive off the diving board. Really, if he had been at the summer olympics, that dive would've got him a medal without anyone else competing. But, as it is, he didn't get a medal at the summer olympi

Megatron: I have been Reformed through the Power of Luv!! Optimus, will you marry me? Optimus: ..................OF COURSE! No.

Crowd below the building Galvatron's on: "Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!"

Megatron: *looks between keys and Soundwave* Hey Soundwave, play that song "Ignition Remix." Soundwave: As you command, mighty Megatron! Megatron: *gets right behind Soundwave* *singing* I'm 'bout to take my key, and st

This is why Soundwave quit his job as a veterinarian and joined the army.

Galv: "NO! Don't... move... an... INCH!" Cy: "Why?! What is it?!" Galv: "You almost stepped in that innocent lady bug! It's okay, walk on by, they won't hurt you..." Cy: &amp