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do you feel lucky punk?

Apr 14, 2003

....i feel like a hot dog, and yall is the bun....

Apr 14, 2003

"come one bumble bee, do the monkey with me!!"

Mar 16, 2003

kup right before he catches some buckshot to the stomach:"what is your major malfunction numb nuts, didnt mommy and daddy show you enough....."

Mar 16, 2003

ratchet says: "such a strong discharge, looks like v.d."

Mar 15, 2003

dont move, i must mark you with my scent

Oct 31, 2001

come on jazz, i want to be on top now...

Oct 31, 2001

"spike woozy" hound, wh.. why do i feel my pants coming down.
"hound" shhh.. its okay spike, ill be done in a second...

Oct 31, 2001

"hey starsream, i just realized that is S&M thing isnt all its cracked up to be."
"your darn tootin'"

Oct 31, 2001

"hey starsream, i just realized that is S&M thing isnt all its cracked up to be."
"your damn tootin'"

Oct 31, 2001

hey jazz, pull my finger.

Oct 31, 2001

hey optimus, i dont mean to sound like a queer or anything, but youve got a hot ass!

Oct 31, 2001

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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Posted: Wednesday, December 31st, 1969

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