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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by MiGrAnE

MiGrAnE has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ratchet w/ gun

do you feel lucky punk?

Apr 14, 2003
Sunstreaker tells a story

....i feel like a hot dog, and yall is the bun....

Apr 14, 2003
Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

"come one bumble bee, do the monkey with me!!"

Mar 16, 2003
Wheelie points gun at Kup

kup right before he catches some buckshot to the stomach:"what is your major malfunction numb nuts, didnt mommy and daddy show you enough....."

Mar 16, 2003
Megatron with his "super weapon"

ratchet says: "such a strong discharge, looks like v.d."

Mar 15, 2003
Ravage humps Spike

dont move, i must mark you with my scent

Oct 31, 2001
Jazz gets on Starscream

come on jazz, i want to be on top now...

Oct 31, 2001
Hound - Autobot masseuse?

"spike woozy" hound, wh.. why do i feel my pants coming down.
"hound" shhh.. its okay spike, ill be done in a second...

Oct 31, 2001
Swindle & Starscream - breast feeding?

"hey starsream, i just realized that is S&M thing isnt all its cracked up to be."
"your darn tootin'"

Oct 31, 2001
Swindle & Starscream - breast feeding?

"hey starsream, i just realized that is S&M thing isnt all its cracked up to be."
"your damn tootin'"

Oct 31, 2001
Sparkplug volunteers!

hey jazz, pull my finger.

Oct 31, 2001
Megatron & Optimus get personal

hey optimus, i dont mean to sound like a queer or anything, but youve got a hot ass!

Oct 31, 2001

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