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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Onyx Prime

Onyx Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Alright, Michael, I PROMISE to keep your 'secret' from now on!

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Sorry kids, that is what happens to me when I eat too much energon!

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Dammit soundwave! I told you to stop mixing the light loads with the dark loads!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

"Darnit Jetfire! You said it was going to be like the 'good ole days'! You've gotten sloppy!"

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

"MEGATRON!!! If you dont WARN me before you shoot your 'particle beam cannon' then I'm not going to stand around and watch anymore!

When Trypticon attacks!

"Where's the beef?"

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

Meanwhile at the Neverland Ranch....

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Optimus: Well I've heard of a dickhead but never a testicle tummy!

Unicron sitting on a toilet

You think I'm sexy, dontcha!

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

But mommie said I came from her egg. Bumblebee, how does that work?

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