Alright, Michael, I PROMISE to keep your 'secret' from now on!
Sorry kids, that is what happens to me when I eat too much energon!
Dammit soundwave! I told you to stop mixing the light loads with the dark loads!
"Darnit Jetfire! You said it was going to be like the 'good ole days'! You've gotten sloppy!"
"MEGATRON!!! If you dont WARN me before you shoot your 'particle beam cannon' then I'm not going to stand around and watch anymore!
"Where's the beef?"
Meanwhile at the Neverland Ranch....
Optimus: Well I've heard of a dickhead but never a testicle tummy!
You think I'm sexy, dontcha!
But mommie said I came from her egg. Bumblebee, how does that work?