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Alright, Michael, I PROMISE to keep your 'secret' from now on!

Jul 31, 2006

Sorry kids, that is what happens to me when I eat too much energon!

Jun 27, 2006

Dammit soundwave! I told you to stop mixing the light loads with the dark loads!

Jun 14, 2006

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

"Darnit Jetfire! You said it was going to be like the 'good ole days'! You've gotten sloppy!"

Jun 5, 2006

"MEGATRON!!! If you dont WARN me before you shoot your 'particle beam cannon' then I'm not going to stand around and watch anymore!

Jun 5, 2006

"Where's the beef?"

May 22, 2006

Meanwhile at the Neverland Ranch....

May 17, 2006

Optimus: Well I've heard of a dickhead but never a testicle tummy!

May 10, 2006

You think I'm sexy, dontcha!

May 1, 2006

But mommie said I came from her egg. Bumblebee, how does that work?

Apr 24, 2006

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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