Captions by phase

Prime: I can't deal with that right now!
Prowl: Sir, that's Ultra Magnus's line.

"You're now my cassette, Soundwave!"

I can't believe it's not butter!

Proto Man, destroy him!

Spike: Come on Huffer, take it off!
Huffer: Sh*t, it's the cops!
Cops: You're under arrest for corrupting a minor!

Ratchet: Didja' see the aft on Arcee?
Wheeljack: Yeah... I'm going to my room. DON'T COME IN.

Ratchet? More like Rat-ASS.

To Carly: GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Starscream: Just how we practiced. TC will shoot Megs, I'll shoot TC, and Sky will shoo- *blam*
Skywarp: He said to shoot!

OH MY GOD! RiD BULKHEAD! *vomits*

DAT AFT!

Uh, X-Brawn, I may be the kid-appeal guy, but I'm not Bumblebee, and you're sure as hell not Seaspray.

CREEEEPER! ssssss... BOOM!

I can has Sariburgerz?!

Mirage: Hey, Prime, wanna go cosplay as Pinkie Pie and Gummy? Hound: NO! I am anti-brony! Ratchet: We need to talk...