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Potimus Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Bah! I'll be impressed when the Takara one drives up.

Aug 19, 2003

Megs: Come to think of it, I always have wanted to look like a douchebag.

Feb 24, 2003

G: That's right. I said you're an uncrasimatic f**k. What are you going to do about it?

Feb 24, 2003

So Megatron swings both ways. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Feb 24, 2003

"Mini-Optimus, quit humping the Ark!"

Feb 24, 2003

Well, apparently size does matter, so Wheelie must make up for it with his other "talents". And this stops all that annoying rhyming.

Feb 24, 2003

AAAAHHHH!!! I even annoy myself!!!

Feb 24, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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