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Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

Sari's tongue is unnaturally large.....

Apr 26, 2015

Puff the Magic Legged Smoke Cloud

Mar 19, 2013

Ride me, baby...

Mar 5, 2013

We couldn't think of a dirty enough caption.

Oct 16, 2012

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

Again?

Oct 9, 2012

Why in the hell do you keep calling me "Terminator?"

Oct 2, 2012

30! 20! 10! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

Aug 29, 2012

Brawn? Why did you just kiss me?

Aug 19, 2012

If we showed you the rest of his body, this program would be rated TV-MA.

Feb 21, 2012

Repaints! Everywhere! Dammit Hasbro!!!!!

Feb 14, 2012

Drunken Sari Action Figure: Intoxicating Shelves, Children, and 'Bots this Summer!

Feb 9, 2012

So, did you guys see yesterday's episode of Family Guy?

Jan 10, 2012

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