The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by red_ensign

red_ensign has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Just another reason that Optimus Prime should never be allowed near alcohol.

Jun 4, 2005

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

The newest Decepticon Craze: 1-pin bowling.

Jun 4, 2005

Rumble Says: Must...Close...Mouth...Must...Make...Perceptor...Stop...TALKING!!!

Apr 16, 2005

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Ultra Magnus: My God...I can see years worth of chunks of food and waste collecting in that unshaven beard of his...And ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE WHEELIE!!!

Apr 2, 2005

I will not be talked back to by my own toy! Do you hear me? Do you? Do you?!?

Apr 2, 2005

Obsessed and Underhygenic Fanboy: "Yes! Yes! YES! My complete G1 collection is now be complete! And no one is going to stop me! Not even you, Ultra Magnus, not even you!"

Ultra Magnus (The toy): "..."

Obsessed and Underhyge

Apr 2, 2005

Blaster: You're sleepwalking, Kup, sleepwalking! It's one in the morning! Put the gun down, go back to bed, for the love of Primus, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

Apr 2, 2005

"I see dead people."

Apr 2, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

(And thus is the planet Cybertron destroyed by the combined legions of Unicron and the Decepticon forces because Blurr neglected to remember that for all his skill in speech in reciting the english language, he failed high school due to illiteracy. Anoth

Apr 2, 2005