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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by sdn1337

sdn1337 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Starscream visits Colorado

*Decepticons stare at Starscream with a blank stare*

Starscream visits Colorado

Soundwaveeeeeeee you might spy on everyone on team...know everything we think...say... did in the past... but you're still one of my Decepticon brothers. Who would've known these wenergona sticks rumble gave me can bring me so closer to everyone.

*Dece

Starscream visits Colorado

This is what you vermans do in Colorado? It's a gas it doesn't seem wet to me... I feel a little strange though and I'm a robot. You sure this stuff is okay?

Football player versus Blitzwing

Oh s*** it's Blitzwing! Let me hop in and take me to the Decepticon gang!

*& that's how the team lost the championship*

Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

*Autobots playing FOC*
Perceptor: Why is my body so large and my head so small? I'm a tank too!?
Bumblebee: I'm not THAT chubby looking.
Seaspray: Why am i nonexistent... =/

Seaspray and Bumblebee converse

Bumblebee: I cocked my hand this far for the backhand because Arcee... that hoetobot didn't give me my energon after doing her work.
Seaspray: ...

Megatron plays with his remote control

*Megatron posting on his new twitter account*
@Megatronus: About to rule the world brb. #Decepticons

Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk

So breakdown... lets see if you can "break it down." *Diabolical Megatron laugh*

Two construction workers in a truck

Sorry for the repost...
Sparkplug: You know spike... if motormaster gets a little angry at us, he could just transform. Then our bodies will be crushed and sliced into bits.
Spike: Shutup dad! Dont give him any ideas!
Motormaster: Hey both of you quit

Two construction workers in a truck

Sparkplug: You know spike... if motormaster gets a little angry at us, he could just transform. Then our bodies will be crushed and sliced into bits.

Spike: Shutup dad! Dont give him any ideas!
Motormaster: Hey both of you quit your barking! You know

Optimus Prime pointing

Prowl: I just want to die already optimus... ive given up on life as an autobot

Optimus: Look over there prowl! A transformers the movie script! That should do the trick.

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