Captions by starscream88

Meesa Jar Jar Tracks, Very pleasa to metta you

Megatron and Starscream preparing to have "sex" from the Movie Demolition man.

Kup:Your acting tough little one for someone with a girl voice and whos covered in pink paint!
Wheelie: Bitch!

If this was sold on ebay the description would be like this, G1 Optimus prime!! Original not remake!! Slight sticker wear!!!!

Spike: Awwww NO!!! You put that thing away this minuite mister!!!

Ironhides first pose for his Hard Hero Bust was declined by the makers, It made him look too dam tough, So the wimpy "what the hell is that?" look that they have chose is much better for us die hard fans

Meg: OK Optimus you may have my breast in your hands, but off screen ive got your BALLS!!! Wheres your Fu€king touch song now?

Optimus was handing out the order from popeyes chicken: Who ordered the mega bucket with 50 buscuits and mashed taters, fries, gravy, extra wing, extra leg, oh and a DIET coke? Sparkplug: Right here Prime!

Girl to autobots: Yeah this ugly old woman with a face like a welders bench keeps following me trying to sell me a time share in Florida and she smells and.........shes behind me isnt she?