Captions by ThunderThruster

Bumper: "No! I'm the real Bumblebee"
Mainframe: "On 3 grab him, then sedate him."

WJ: Now pass me some of those glow sticks and I'll show you how to shake your skid plate...Bee...where are you going?

Magnus: Is he...?
Arcee: Yeah. He's stoned. Again.

Superion: Not bad for an oversized knock off...

We've been spotted! Cheese it!

Arcee said she wouldn't go on a date with me until I was at least 'this' big

here's our reconstruction of events when inferno saved red alert!

soundwave: get down and shout

sparkplug: i'm very dissappointed with with spike, i walk in and catch you using a telegraph instead of teletran1!

Prime: Autobots, transform and roll out! Autobots...?

guy1:so whos playing here tonight?
guy2:i heard it was Stan Bush!
guy1:Thats just prime!