Captions by Voyager Prime

RiD Optimus Prime: Gary Clark not Prime! Me Prime! See, me got windows in chest! Not him! ME!!!

X-Brawn: Guess he got in the high-octane energon again.

Sideburn: Tell me again why we keep that around?

Ultra Magnus: Well, you know what to do. (Au

Grimlock: Me Grimlock not mean to eat him! He tastes like chicken!

Wreck-Gar: So the mystery of "where's whiny little boy Daniel" has been solved. Tune in next week, folks, for... (gets eaten by Grimlock)

Grimlock: Rodimus! Me Grimloc

Arcee: look, Hot Rod! I caught a Daniel!

Daniel: (whines and cries) I want my Wheelie!

Hot Rod: Throw him back! We already have a Kicker and that's plenty whiny!

Arcee: Good point. (drops Daniel off cliff and hears splat sound) Wait a minute

Fire Convoy: The question is... do you feel lucky? (steps closer) Do ya, punk?

Build Typhoon: All right! All right! I'll never take sexy photos of Elita-1 again!

Fire Convoy: And...

Build Typhoon: And.. and "Beast Machines" was a

Vortex: Don't shoot! I'm a Minicon, NOT a Go-Bot!

Rattrap: Good news, Chopperface!

Dinobot: Oh?

Rattrap: Yep. The good news is that they ain't gonna put ya in the Barney Room.

Dinobot: And... the bad news?

Rattrap: The bad news is that Megs got the role instead. (sees giant grin on Dinob

Megatron: Go ahead, Prime! Try to attack my superior brain now!

Starscream: Megatron, what are you...

Megatron: Silence, you dolt. It's part of my brilliant plan. (turns to the ceiling) I can outthink your every move, Prime. Just TRY to attack

Starscream: AAAHHH!!! Let me go, Optimus Prime, or I'll...

Optimus: Look, it's either get trashed by me, or by Alexis for taking those photos of her in the shower.

Starscream: (glancing over at a pissed-off Alexis cracking her knuckles) Po

Wheelie: Mmm... Wheelie like candy, think it dandy.

Rodimus Prime: (sees Wheelie stuff himself with energon) Wow, Wheelie, I didn't know you liked radioactive nuclear waste.

Wheelie: (suddenly turns puce and vomits) Wheelie... say... not funny.

Thrust: (getting chewed on) Never thought I'd bite the energon like this: eaten by a giant Barney knock-off.

T-Rex: (spits him out) Yuck! It so does NOT taste like chicken!

America's reaction to Daniel's impure love dreams about Arcee:

Monsters: MAKE IT STOP!!! MOTHER OF PRIMUS, MAKE THE MADNESS STOP!!!

Starscream: You won't be so smug for long, my dear. Thrust! Ramjet! Take her to... the "Barney Room"!

Thrust: But Starscream, not even Megatron would be that cruel.

Starscream: I'm in command now. Obey me! (The jets take her away