Captions by Wolfman Jake

THIS is why certain stereotypes about aliens will never die.

I don't always drink energon, but when I do, I...*sparks*...CRUSH THE AUTOBOTS!

You know, I'm not even surprised anymore. What was this one supposed to do anyway? Aw, forget it. I feel like knocking back a couple six packs of energon.

Brawn and Windcharger were glad they had dressed in layers that morning.

Thanks to Earth's atmosphere, Ultramagnus can only battle evil on Earth for three minutes at a time before returning to space to replenish his solar energy reserves.

Come on, Prime! Me, Grimlock, want KISS! It not conjunx endura unless we ball bearings touch!

Wish we had a Super Happy Fun Ball.

Take a good look. You'll never get a toy this on model, unfortunately.

Now what am I supposed to do with this? Throw it back!? Why did I bother catching it in the first place? Fishing is even more boring and pointless than that time you tricked me into watching baseball, Daniel.

Ooooh...I shouldn't have eaten those knock-off Transformers I found at the gas station!

No, you can find official Transformers products over that way. I'm just advertising used cars.

Megatron's Meatwad cosplay needed some more work.

Yes. Yes! A thousand times, YES! I WILL be your Conjunx Endura, Bee!

I tell you, Seaspray, I've had it up to here with all the short jokes.

See, Soundwave? A bot on bot massage doesn't have to be weird, does it?