Captions by Zetatron

Scrapper: Wait, shouldn't this be the other way around?
Hook: Shush...It's season 3, scale is the least of our problems. Just be glad we're getting some screen time.

Spike: Explain why are you just handing me over to the Decepticons one more time?

Optimus: Just trying to save some time. You've got your toothbrush, tooth paste, extra clothes?

Spike: Yeah.

Optimus: Alright, have fun, we'll see you when we come

Scrapper: Look kid, I know Hasbro's done a lot of crazy crossover toys in the past, but I think Wizard of Oz Transformers are a bit of a stretch.

I demand tacos!!!

Huffer: We got bugs! Hey, somebody get me a can of Raid!
Spike: Huffer, it's me, Spike!
Huffer: Still waiting on that Raid here!

Starscream: I'll finish you off this time Megatron!
Thundercraker: Starscream, no!
Starscream: He's gone too far this time! He took the last pudding pop!

Ratchet: Look, I'm just sayin', if I had to choose, I'd keep Sparkplug, at least he's useful.

WheelJack: Yeah, and besides, how many times has he been kidnapped? Once. Spike? Hell I think the Con's may have him right now!

Too late, Prime realizes the pitfall of having a life size Megatron statue: Trying to get it on his display shelf.

STARSCREAM: So here's the challenge, we both jump off the rock, whoever chickens out and starts to fly first loses, and the winner leads the Decepticons.

MEGATRON: Oh come on! Rumble's come up with better plans to overthrow me than that! Yo

Optimus: Spike, the rest of the Autobots and I have decided that we will no longer negotiate your release in the event of your capture by the Decepticons.

Bumblebee: I suggested giving you a cyanide pill.

Skyfire: Oh God, what am I gonna do? I thought sugar was just supposed to give him engine touble, I didn't think it would kill him. I just had to team up with the Autobots. If I'd stuck with the Decepticons this would be hilarious, but I had

Alright, Prime's locked in his quarters, let's get this party started!

Sparkplug: Dammit Wheeljack! Your Anti-Gravity Gun works already, let me down!

Wheeljack: Now lets try some loop-de-loops.

Megatron: Ravage! All I did was turn the light on!

Thundercracker: He just hasn't been the same since you locked him in that closet for a month.

Soundwave: Yeah well, tying him to that train didn't help.