Girl with her Grandmother

trailbreaker says:

"Grandma, put your pants on !!"

REGI ICE says:

One of these days he -will- be mine!

Zeedust says:

Grandma: "Pssst... I hate to tell you this, dear, but your fushia nightgown clashes with your headband. And your earings. And the scenery. And... Well, the whole rest of the world, really."

Girl: "Yeah, and your wok-hat is REALLY the

Autobot bubbs says:

* Both watch bumblebee with Wanita*

grandma: " I gotta get me some of that."

seminole1 says:

Girl: I hope Spike dosen't get hurt trying to help the autobots fight the decepticons. DAMN! I hope the doofus knows he's a human.

Marv says:

Both Megatron and Starscream weren't too thrilled with the design of the first generation prototype Pretender shells. "Minor wrinkles", designer Shockwave noted. "We'll work that out with the update"

Marv says:

THIS is the best the costume department could do? That's it, get my agent on the phone!

Shadow Fox says:

Grandmother- That's right, squeeze your nipples just a bit harder, yes, just like that.

Zeedust says:

Girl: "And that is when I swore that someday I would find Princess Zelda and give her back this very outfit that I am wearing now, even if it means I must walk home naked afterwards!"

Granny: "That's nice, dear... C

gLOVES1000 says:

girl"this is the worst time for pms"
Grandma" Vat?"

Bill says:

Whaddya mean we can't be in Transformers Armada?

Anonymous says:

Old lady: Why are you giving yourself a titty twister?

Anonymous says:

"...then this giant robot came from the sky"
"Your talking bullocks dear."

Anonymous says:

Girl:I don't know how to tell you this, Grandmother, but I have been raped by an American boy in a yellow talking bug!

Anonymous says:

Girl: But there's no way Earth's energy could possibly be stored in giant green crystals!
Old Woman: Silence foolish girl! You will anger the gods by pointing out senseless plot holes to them!

Anonymous says:

i sh*t my pants! and i am gay.

Anonymous says:

Girl : But mo-------m! I don't WANNA be in a Transformers episode!

Old Lady : Shuttup and do as you're told!

Bruticus says:

Could Sunbow be any more politically incorrect?

Mr. X says:

Old Lady: Is that your hair or are you Muslim?

Anonymous says:

I'll never let go, Jack, I never let go...

Anonymous says:

Girl: Autobots~! Transform and roll out!
Old Lady: Uh... you're not a Prime.

Anonymous says:

uhoh grandma i just peed in my pans

Broadside says:

Could this be another girl who loves Powerglide?

Anonymous says:

The beginning of the worst lesbian porno in Peruvian history!

Battle Angel says:

Girl: They have desicrated the holy shrine! Grandmother: No dear, they destroyed the outhouse. I keep telling you to wear your glasses!

Sledge says:

"I'm wearing my belt on my head !!"

Anonymous says:

He stole my Final Fantasy Collection!!
Ah, quiet ya whiner, get Phantasy Star Collection instead!

Anonymous says:

Granny: "Psst, pull my finger."

Anonymous says:

Girl-"Why does Carly and that Princess from "A Decepticon Raider in King Author's Court" get big boobs but I get drawn flat as a board, it's not fair."
Grandmother-"Think of it this way, when

Anonymous says:

It is up to us to deafeat the evils of prostitution!

Starscream K'dash says:

Young Girl: TETSUOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Grandma: Uh..This isn't Akira,You Ditz!

Vector Sigma says:

Young girl:"Dammit Grandma...sometimes I just don't feel 'fresh'"
Old Lady:"Damn girl, from here you don't smell too 'fresh' either!"

Anonymous says:

Girl: Are you a soothsayer? Can you help me rescue that poor Autobot?
Old Lady: Rescue?!! Who do you think I am?! Hiruko from Rosetta Stone?!!! I'm an old lady dammit, not a Double Dragon.

Anonymous says:

i dont care if he's a yellow vw. i love that car

Anonymous says:

Girl: I cant believe I was drawn to look like such a peddler.
Grandmother: Stop your whining at least he drew you a neck!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Girl:"Grandma, why are we here?"
Grandma:"Because God put us here."
Girl:"No, why are we HERE?"

RandomFerret says:

"... ..." Hmm. Humans aren't funny!

Anonymous says:

Make a wish deary, then jump.

Anonymous says:

this doesn't look like DBZ? s£!t wrong cartoon!

Galvatron says:

Girl: TRANS-FORM! TRAANS-FORM! -struggles-

Old Lady: Oh shut the f#*k up..

Anonymous says:

Grand Mother: Dont look now but I think someone is watching us! Grand Daughter: AAAAAAH TRANSFORMERS FANS! RUN FOR IT!

Vector Sigma says:

"That's it!! Screw this crummy Transformers bit job! I'm quitting and going to GI JOE! Maybe I can be the Baroness stand in!"

Chachi says:

Junkions: "BAH WEEP GRAAH NAH WEEP NINNIBONG!" *start to dance*
Granny: "You dumb bitch, now look what you did!"

Replimus Prime says:

Girl: "Baweepgranagweepninniebong"

Old Lady: "What the HelL!?"

Girl : "Just play along"

Anonymous says:

Girl:"No boys for miles...must...pinch...own nipples!!"
Old Hag:"Yeah, just like in the old country!"

Anonymous says:

Prowl and Brawn complain to Optimus about their new "Armada" robot forms.

Amph says:

oh no, there goes my elefant

Mr. X says:

Girl: "Arrrghh! There are bee hives growing on my years again!"

Dee-Kal says:

Proof that Disney were not the first with the Pocahontas idea...

Anonymous says:

Dear, did you see the size of that thing! do you think it will love us long time?

SlagMaker says:

Spike, me love you long time!

Anonymous says:

What Is that old lady doin?

Anonymous says:

Grandma I forgot my pill and i slept with spike, sparkplug,chip and dr arkaville, oh well off to the springer show.

Anonymous says:

Its 20$ for old lady & 120$ for the young lady

Mirage says:

what the f#*k are you wearing grandmothing

starscream88 says:

Girl to autobots: Yeah this ugly old woman with a face like a welders bench keeps following me trying to sell me a time share in Florida and she smells and.........shes behind me isnt she?

travis says:

Rattrap and Cheetor complain about thier new beast modes.

Eddie says:

"Grandma, why are you wearing a bird bath on your head?"

Anonymous says:

"AYE CARAMBA" look what hanging around a bunch of Autobots lead to... The wicked witch of Cybertron follows me home!!!

Anonymous says:

don’t you think that gun that bumblebee is holding sort of looks like megatrons gun mode TAKE 2

Anonymous says:

don’t you think that gun that bumblebee is holding sort of look like megatron gun mode

Anonymous says:

Whaaaat?! Jazz?! Humping my new car?! Noooo! Grandma make it stoooooop! >o

Sledge says:

I have banana peels hanging from my ears!

Blast Cannon says:

Old Lady: My bladder is full, will you wean me?

Anonymous says:

Man! And I thought this was the qeue to the Flum Ride!!

Anonymous says:

Grandma, how much longer do I have to stand here and fart in the spotlight?? Those Seibertron guys NEED to update the Caption Contest!!

Anonymous says:

"What was his name? Floptimus Grime?" "You sound like Starscream grandma!!"

DEVASTAT0R says:

"walk faster child!"
"Why grandma?"
"...because i just farted."

Kevinus Prime says:

"OOOOOOOOOPPPS I diiid it a-gaiiiiiiiaannn..."

Kevinus Prime says:

SCREW the old ways, Grandmother! I wanna be the next Brittany!!!

Otacon says:

Old Woman: so is this the que for the toilet then???

Anonymous says:

"nice hat" "you too"

Unicorn says:

Grandmother got the autobots to install a pause button on her grandaughters forhead before they left.

Anonymous says:

they watch bumblebee makin sweet love to the sportscar Wanita.
Grandmother: I wish I could get some of that.
Girl: GRANDMOTHER!?!?!?

abominus says:

Is it true what they say about robots with big hands?

Anonymous says:

That Reflector Flashed me! Granddaughter: Did he at least give you the picture?

Ground Zero says:

"Before they were stars -- Princess Mononoke"

Anonymous says:

Spike makes my pussy so freakin wet ganny

Anonymous says:

Oooohhh God..... No one touch my nipples like my Spike, but when he is not here I have to do it myself!

Anonymous says:

What is it grandma? Pull my finger dearie...

Anonymous says:

You know, you look just like I did at your age.

Anonymous says:

I want Spike, not another boring Sunday dinner with my family!

Anonymous says:

Please, Grandmother! I wanna see the Autobots!

Anonymous says:

This may be my only chance to see the Autobots here in South America!

Pokejedservo says:

Girl: I WANT YOU SPIKE SPIEGEL! Grandma: Wrong Spike, dearie.

TriggerHappy says:

Look gramma, look, thats the giant robot who stole my make up

Slappyfrog says:

Screw that website for not putting me in the "Before Carly" archives!
Young girl: But, grandma.....

Cyberman says:

I wanted Spike!

Anonymous says:

"I know I will someday MARRY an AUTOBOT!"

Anonymous says:

"gramma, i wanna be a stereotype when i grow up." "you will be, dear, you will be."

Black Arachnis says:

girl:I hate them for running over my teddybear.*pulls out a shotgun*time for me to kill theirs!*shoots sparkplug*sparkplug:dammit! I thought that death would come from too much scotch....*dies*

Anonymous says:

I wanna get raped by these gigantic robots!!!

Anonymous says:

That slut Carly!!! I had set my eyes on Spike and she stole him from me!

Warpath says:

Girl: a man if only they had one of those transforming vibrating things with them
Grandmother: maybe you will one for your birthday this year.